How to Train Your Dragon Movie Quotes
Astrid
It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your father, your tribe, your best friend...
Hiccup
Thank you for summing that up.
[silence]
Hiccup
Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? Would've been better, for everyone...
Astrid
Yep. The rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you?
[pauses]
Astrid
Why didn't you?
Hiccup
I don't know... I couldn't.
Astrid
That's not an answer.
Hiccup
*Why* is this so important to you all of a sudden?
Astrid
Because I want to remember what you say, *right now*.
Hiccup
Oh, for the love of... I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon!
Astrid
You said *wouldn't*, that time.
Hiccup
Agh, whatever... I *wouldn't*! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon!
[pause]
Astrid
First to ride one, though. So...?
Hiccup
I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as *I* was. I looked at him... and I saw myself.
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Gobber
Sure.
Hiccup
He never listens!
Gobber
Well, it runs in the family.
Hiccup
And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich.
[imitating]
Hiccup
"Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber
Now, you're thinkin' about this all wrong. It's not so much what you *look* like, it's what's *inside* that he can't stand.
[pause]
Gobber
Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!
Hiccup
I just wanna be one of you guys!
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[last lines]
Hiccup
This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.
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[first lines]
Hiccup
[voice-over]
This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes... We have...
[aloud, as he slams the door against an attacking Monstrous Nightmare]
Hiccup
Dragons!
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Hiccup
Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid
Good, but you've already done that...
[he runs off]
Astrid
*That's* more like it!
[she follows him]
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[Kisses Hiccup]
Astrid
That's for everything else.
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Hiccup
Oh wha- wait, what is it always going to be this way? 'Cause...
[Astrid grabs him and kisses him deeply]
Hiccup
...I could get used to it.
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Astrid
I am not listening to *anything* you have to say!
Hiccup
Then I won't speak. Just let me *show* you. Please, Astrid.
[Astrid lifts herself up and gingerly climbs onto Toothless's back]
Astrid
Now get me down.
Hiccup
Toothless, down. *Gently.*
[Toothless spreads his wings, and the wind slowly lifts them into the air]
Hiccup
See? Nothing to be afraid of...
[Toothless launches himself into the sky at top speed, Astrid screams]
Hiccup
Augh! Toothless! What is *wrong* with you? Bad dragon! A-ha, he's uh, he's not usually like this... Oh no...
[Toothless rolls to the side and dives straight down, plunging in and out of the waves; Astrid screams]
Hiccup
Toothless, what are you doing, we need her to *like* us!
[Toothless soars up again and starts doing aileron rolls]
Hiccup
And now, the spinning. Thank you for *nothing*, you useless reptile!
[Toothless looks back at her, pleased, then spreads his wings and rises gently into the sky]
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[He mounts Toothless, preparing to fly after the Green Death dragon]
Hiccup
Yeah, me too.
Stoick
You don't have to go up there.
Hiccup
Thanks, Dad.
[takes off]
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Stoick
Turns out all we needed was a little more of...
[gestures to Hiccup]
Stoick
This!
Hiccup
You just gestured to all of me!
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Hiccup
[to Toothless]
We're leaving! Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever.
[he bends over his pack]
Hiccup
Ah man.
[looking up, he sees Astrid sitting on a boulder, sharpening her axe]
Hiccup
Agh! What the... uh, uh, what are you doing here?
Astrid
I want to know what's going on.
[she jumps down and menaces him with the axe]
Astrid
No one just *gets* as good as you do. *Especially* you. Start talking! Are you training with someone?
Hiccup
Uh, uh, training? I didn't...
Hiccup
I, I know, this... looks really bad, but, you see, this is uh...
[there's a rustling behind them and she looks over his shoulder toward the noise]
Hiccup
[trying to distract her]
Uh, you're right! You're right, you're right. I, I'm through with the lies, I've been making... outfits! So, you got me. It's time everyone knew. Drag me back, go ahead... here we go...
[she twists his arm, throwing him to the ground]
Hiccup
OW! Why would you *do* that?
Astrid
That's for the lies! And *that's*...
[she drops the butt of her axe on his chest]
Astrid
... for everything else!
[Toothless emerges a few feet away]
Hiccup
Oh man...
[Toothless charges, she pushes Hiccup away and raises her axe]
Astrid
RUN! RUN!
[to Toothless]
Hiccup
She's a friend.
[to Astrid, holding Toothless back]
Hiccup
You scared him.
Astrid
*I* scared *him*? Who is "him"?
Hiccup
Uh... Astrid, Toothless! Toothless, Astrid.
[Toothless snarls, Astrid shakes her head in bewilderment and runs off]
Hiccup
Duh-duh-duh, we're dead!
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Snotlout
Watch out babe, I'll take care of this.
[Throws weapon at Deadly Nadder but misses; Astrid glares at him]
Snotlout
The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!
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Hiccup
[narrating] My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But, it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.
Viking
[screams in Hiccup's face] RAAAAHHHR!
[casually]
Viking
Morning!
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Hiccup
[about Berk's dragon problem]
Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We... have stubbornness issues.
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[during the final rounds of dragon training, Astrid notices Hiccup next to her and yanks his shield down, thrusting her face next to his]
Astrid
Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing!
Hiccup
Uh... please, by all means.
[Astrid approaches the Gronkle stealthily]
Astrid
This time! This time, for sure!
[She springs up and charges with a yell... only to see that Hiccup has already "subdued" it. The crowd cheers]
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Hiccup
[reading in the Dragon Manual]
Dragon classifications. Strength Class, Fear Class, Mystery Class. Thunderdrum: This reclusive dragon inhabits sea caves and dark tide pools. When startled, the Thunderdrum produces a concussive sound that can kill a man at close range. Extremely dangerous, kill on sight.
[turns page]
Hiccup
Timberjack: This gigantic creature has razor-sharp wings that can slice through full-grown trees. Extremely dangerous, kill on sight.
[turns page]
Hiccup
Scaldron: Sprays scalding water at its victim, extremely dangerous...
[thunder, Hiccup jumps]
Hiccup
Changeling: Even newly hatched dragons can spray acid, kill on sight.
[flipping pages faster]
Hiccup
Gronkles, Zippleback, the Skrill... Boneknapper... Whispering Death... Burns its victims, buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out... Extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous... kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight... Night Fury. Speed unknown. Size unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide and pray it does not find you.
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[seeing Toothless down, with Hiccup nowhere in sight]
[Toothless stirs and opens his eyes, looking at Stoick]
Stoick
I'm s... I'm so sorry.
[Toothless rolls to the side and lifts his wings, revealing Hiccup clutched in his arms]
Stoick
Hiccup!
[Stoick picks him up, puts an ear to his chest and laughs with relief]
Stoick
Ah, he's *alive*! You brought him back alive!
[Vikings cheer]
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Tuffnut
[after Astrid falls on top of Hiccup during dragon training]
Ooooh, love on the battlefield!
Ruffnut
She could do better.
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[riding on Toothless's back with Hiccup]
Astrid
All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... *amazing*. He's amazing.
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[offering the Night Fury a fish, Hiccup gets a good look inside his mouth]
Hiccup
Huh. Toothless. I could've sworn you had...
[Toothless' teeth pop out and he snatches the fish from Hiccup's hand]
Hiccup
...Teeth.
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Hiccup
Rephrase: Dad, I *can't* kill dragons.
Stoick
But you *will* kill dragons!
Hiccup
No, I'm really, very extra sure that I *won't*.
Stoick
It's time, Hiccup...
Hiccup
Can you not *hear* me?
Stoick
This is *serious*, son. When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you. Which means, you walk like us, you talk like us, and you think like us. No more of... this!
[gestures to all of Hiccup]
Stoick
Deal?
Hiccup
This conversation is feeling very one-sided...
Stoick
*Deal*?
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[repeated line]
Tuffnut
Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!
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[Hiccup prepares to open one of the dragon pens]
Fishlegs
If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronkle.
[Hiccup turns in surprise and sees his entire class lined up behind him]
Hiccup
Um...
Tuffnut
It's me.
Hiccup
I... didn't...
[leans in, flirtatiously]
Ruffnut
I like that...
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Gobber
Put 'im in training with the others.
Stoick
No, I'm serious!
Gobber
So am I!
Stoick
He'd be killed before you let the first dragon out of its cage!
Gobber
Ah, you don't know that.
Stoick
I do know that.
Gobber
No you don't.
Stoick
No, actually, I do.
Gobber
No, you don't!
Stoick
Listen, you know what he's like. From the time he could crawl he's been... different. He doesn't listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow... I take him fishing and he goes hunting for, for trolls!
Gobber
Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones. What's with that?
Stoick
When I was a boy...
Gobber
Oh here we go.
Stoick
...my father told me to bang my head against a rock and I did it! I thought I was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened?
Gobber
You got a headache.
Stoick
That rock split in two! It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber, he can, he can crush mountains, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew what I was, what I had to become... Hiccup is not that boy.
Gobber
You can't stop him, Stoick. You can only prepare him. I know it seems hopeless, but the truth is you won't always be around to protect him! He's going to get out there again. He's probably out there now!
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Hiccup
[Walking through the forest and crossing out his map]
Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug... No, not me, I manage to lose an entire *dragon*?
[Hits a branch and it lashes back, smacking him in the face]
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Gobber
Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!
[Tuffnut and Ruffnut huddle in front of the dragon's face]
Tuffnut
You don't like it, then just get your own blind spot!
[they shove at each other]
Ruffnut
How about I give *you* one...!
[the dragon blasts fire at them, they run for cover]
Gobber
Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot... Not so much.
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Stoick
When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose.
Gobber
And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.
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Hiccup
Aw, come on, let me out, please? I need to make my mark!
Gobber
Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup
Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better... I might even get a date!
Gobber
You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these!
[holds up a set of bolas]
Hiccup
[gesturing to a catapult machine of his own making]
Okay fine, but this will throw it for me!
[He touches the machine and it fires a set of bolas through the window, knocking out another Viking]
Gobber
See, now this right here is what I'm talkin' about!
Hiccup
It, it... mild calibration issue, I...
Gobber
Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
[gestures to all of Hiccup]
Hiccup
But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Gobber
Oh, yeah!
Hiccup
You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... viking-ness... contained! There'll be consequences!
[heaves a dented sword into Hiccup's hands]
Gobber
Sword. Sharpened. Now.
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Hiccup
Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.
Stoick
I need to speak with you too, son.
[They both take deep breaths, then both speak at once]
Stoick
I think it's time you learned to fight dragons.
Hiccup
I've decided I don't want to fight dragons.
[then]
Stoick
Stoick, Hiccup: What?
Stoick
Uh, you go first.
Hiccup
No no, no, *you* go first.
Stoick
All right. You get your wish. Dragon training. You start in the morning.
Hiccup
Oh, man, I should have gone first... Because, I was thinking, you know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings, but do we have enough... *bread-making* Vikings, or small home-repair Vikings...?
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[during dragon training, the twins grab the same shield]
Tuffnut
Get your hands off my shield!
Ruffnut
There's like a million shields!
Tuffnut
Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
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Gobber
Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight. The Deadly Nadder...
Gobber
The Hideous Zippleback...
Fishlegs
Plus Eleven Stealth, times Two...
Gobber
The Monstrous Nightmare...
Fishlegs
Firepower Fifteen...
Gobber
The Terrible Terror...
Fishlegs
Attack Eight, Venom Twelve...
[normal voice]
Gobber
And... the Gronckle!
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[Hiccup finds the downed Night Fury]
Hiccup
Oh, wow... I-I did it! Oh, I did it! This, this fixes everything! *Yes*! I have brought down this mighty beast...!
[he places a foot on the Night Fury and it stirs, making him jump back in alarm; he pulls out his small knife and approaches cautiously, looking the dragon in the eyes]
Hiccup
[breathing nervously]
I'm gonna kill you dragon. I'm gonna... I'm gonna cut out your heart and take it to my father. I'm a Viking. I am a *Viking*!
[He takes a deep breath and raises the knife; their eyes meet, the dragon's wide and frightened; Hiccup shakes himself and lifts the knife higher as the dragon goes limp; Hiccup drops his arm, frustrated, and looks from the knife to the dragon]
[he kneels and cuts the ropes, freeing the dragon]
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Gobber
Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
Hiccup
Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this!
[gesturing to himself and flexing]
Gobber
Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
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Stoick
[confronts Hiccup about his friendship with Toothless]
I should have known. I should have seen the signs.
Hiccup
Dad...
Stoick
We had a deal!
Hiccup
I know, we did, but that was before I, I... agh, it's all so messed up...
Stoick
So everything in the ring... A trick? A lie!
Hiccup
I screwed up. I should have told you before now; just... take this out on *me*, be mad at *me*, but please... just don't hurt Toothless!
Hiccup
H-he was just protecting me! He's not dangerous!
Stoick
They've killed *hundreds* of us!
Hiccup
And we've killed *thousands* of them! They defend themselves, that's all! They raid us because they have to! If they don't bring enough food back, they'll be eaten themselves! There's, something *else* on their island, Dad, it... It's a dragon like...
Hiccup
What, no, I, I didn't! Toothless did, only a dragon can find the island!
[Stoick pauses; Hiccup realizes what he is thinking]
Hiccup
Oh no, Dad, no please, it's not what you think, you don't know what you're up against, it's like nothing you've ever seen!
[Stoick shoves Hiccup out of the way]
Hiccup
Dad please, I promise you, you can't win this one! Dad, no!
[Stoick continues to walk away. Hiccup runs up to him and grabs his arm, on the brink of tears]
Hiccup
For *once* in your *life*, would you please just *listen* to me?
Stoick
[throws him aside]
You've thrown your lot in with *them*. You're not a Viking... You're not my son.
[leaves and closes the door behind him]
Stoick
READY THE SHIPS!
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Snotlout
If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there!
[He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water]
Ruffnut
Ruffnut, Astrid: AH!
[the gas clears]
Ruffnut
Hey! It's us, idiots!
Tuffnut
Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!
[laughs]
Snotlout
Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig...
[Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head]
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Gobber
Remember, a dragon will always, *always*... go for the kill.
[cut to Hiccup in the forest where he freed the Night Fury]
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[after his latest "victory," in the final round of dragon training]
Hiccup
So, later!
Hiccup
Uh, I'm kind of late for...
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Viking
Get to the ships!
Stoick
No, no...!
[the Green Death blasts the Viking ships, trapping the Vikings on the beach]
Gobber
Smart, that one.
Stoick
I was a fool. Lead the men to the far side of the island!
Spitelout
Right!
Stoick
Gobber, go with the men!
Gobber
I think I'll stay, just in case you're thinking of doing something crazy.
Stoick
I can buy them a few minutes if I give that thing something to hunt!
Gobber
[takes his hand] Then I can double that time.
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[repeated line]
Viking man
Night Fury! Get down!
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[Stoick grabs him and begins hauling him up the hill]
Hiccup
Ahh, it's not like the last few times, Dad, I mean, I *really* actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot, it went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it...
Stoick
STOP! Just... stop. Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!
Hiccup
Eh, between you and me, the village could do with a little *less* feeding, don't you think?
[the Vikings behind him touch their stomachs self-consciously]
Stoick
This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Agh, why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Hiccup
I - I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.
Stoick
Oh, you are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house.
[to Gobber]
Stoick
Make sure he gets there! I have his mess to clean up.
[Gobber smacks Hiccup upside the head to get him walking]
Snotlout
I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That *helped*!
Hiccup
Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so...
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Stoick
Either we finish them, or they'll finish us! It's the only way we'll be rid of them! If we find the nest and destroy it, the dragons will leave. They'll find another home! One more search, before the ice sets in.
Viking
Those ships never come back!
Stoick
We're Vikings! It's an occupational hazard. So, who's with me?
[Muttering and mumbling, most of the Vikings decline]
Stoick
All right. Those who stay will look after Hiccup.
Viking
To the ships!
Viking
I'm with you, Stoick!
Stoick
Aye, that's more like it.
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Gobber
Welcome to Dragon Training!
Astrid
No turning back.
Tuffnut
I hope I get some serious burns!
Ruffnut
I'm hoping for some mauling, like, on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid
Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Tuffnut
Oh great, who let *him* in?
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Gobber
[Slapping a thick book on the table]
The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.
[Thunder rumbles]
Gobber
No attacks tonight. Study up.
Tuffnut
Wait, you mean *read*?
Ruffnut
While we're still alive?
Snotlout
Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Fishlegs
[eagerly]
Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...
Ruffnut
But, now...?
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Hiccup
[sarcastically, as the dragons drop their kill into the glowing chasm of their nest]
Oh, it's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.
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Stoick
[presenting Hiccup with a helmet]
Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half of her breastplate.
[Hiccup quickly takes his hand off the helmet]
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Gobber
Meet the Terrible Terror!
Tuffnut
Ha! It's like the size of my...
[the Terror leaps onto his face]
Tuffnut
OH, GET IT OFF!
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Snotlout
[on top of the Green Death, whacking its eyes with his hammer]
I can't miss! What's wrong, buddy? Got somethin' in your eye?
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[a Gronkle is let out into the training ring]
Gobber
Today is about survival. If you get blasted, you're dead. Quick! What's the first thing you're going to need?
Hiccup
A doctor?
Fishlegs
Plus five speed?
Astrid
A shield!
Gobber
Shield! Go!
[the teens scramble around to grab shields]
Gobber
Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!
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Tuffnut
It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
Ruffnut
Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
Tuffnut
Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.
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Stoick
Well, I can show my face in public again! If someone told me that in a few short weeks, Hiccup would go from, well, being, uh... *Hiccup*, to placing first in dragon training? Well, I would have tied him to a mast and shipped him off, for fear he'd gone mad!
[laughter]
Stoick
And you know it! But, here we are. And no one's more surprised... or more *proud*, than I am. Today, my boy becomes a Viking. Today, he becomes one of us!
[cheering]
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Gobber
And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!
[gestures to his fake leg]
Fishlegs
Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by... crushing its heart, or something.
Snotlout
I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!
Gobber
Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A *downed* dragon... is a dead dragon.
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Astrid
Careful with that dragon.
Astrid
What are you gonna do?
Hiccup
Put an end to this. I have to try. Astrid, if something... goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.
Astrid
I will. Just... promise me it won't go wrong.
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Snotlout
[to Astrid, during training]
So anyway, uh, I moved into my parents' basement? You should come by some time to work out. You look like you work out!
[his shield is knocked out by a Gronkle's fireball]
Gobber
Snotlout, you're done!
Astrid
Nope, just you.
[she dodges away and Hiccup's shield is hit by the Gronkle's fire]
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Gobber
Today is about teamwork! The Hideous Zippleback is extra tricky. One head *breathes* gas, the other head *lights* it. Your job, is to know which is which!
Fishlegs
[whispering]
Razor-sharp serrated teeth that inject venom for pre-digestion. Prefers ambush attack, crushing its victims...
Hiccup
Will you *please* stop that?
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Gobber
The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
[all snicker]
Tuffnut
Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?
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Gobber
[to Hiccup during dragon training]
Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.
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Fishlegs
Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now...
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Hiccup
Oh, that's Snotlout, Fishlegs, the twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and...
[Astrid throws a bucket of water to the fired house]
Hiccup
...Astrid. Oh their job is so much cooler.
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[Toothless shoot the plasma blast to the Green Death]
Hiccup
Ruff, Tuff, watch your backs! Move Fishlegs!
Tuffnut
Look at us! We're on a dragon. We're on a dragons! All of us.
Hiccup
Up! Let's move it.
Gobber
Every bit the boar-headed stubborn Viking you ever were!
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[Stoick fights off a dragon, saving Hiccup]
[Stoick faces Hiccup, who is behind a pole. Pole falls into the village, setting it on fire]
Hiccup
Sorry... Dad.
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Astrid
[after ripping the shield from Hiccup's arm and hitting the dragon with it. Astrid get's angry with Hiccup]
Is this some kind of a joke to you? Our parents war is about to become ours.
[Pointing the axe at Hiccup]
Astrid
Figure which side your on.
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[During Dragon Fighting School, Hiccup uses some of his "dragon taming skills" to scare a Hideous Zippleback dragon into backing away]
Hiccup
Alright! Get Back! Now you've done it! Back,I say... Get back into your cage!
[the hideous zippleback retreats into the alcove. As he speaks, Hiccup throws in an eel that Toothless showed digust for after them. The Hideous Zippleback recoils from the eel, looking at it in horror as Hiccup closes the door]
Hiccup
Think about what you've done.
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Fishlegs
Okay. Heavily armored skull and tail made for bashing and crushing! Steer clear of both! Small eyes, large nostrils! Relies on hearing and smell!
Hiccup
Okay. Lout, Legs, hang in its blind spot. Make some noise, keep it confused. Ruff, Tuff, find out if it has a shot limit. Make it mad.
Ruffnut
That's my specialty!
Tuffnut
Since when? Everyone knows I'm more irritating! See?
[turns upside down and makes noise]
Hiccup
Just do what I told you! I'll be back as soon as I can!
Snotlout
Don't worry, we got it covered!
Fishlegs
Yeah! Whoo!
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Astrid
You son of a half troll, rat eating, munge bucket!
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