The Hard Word Movie Quotes
[while discussing about a prisoner's interest in a book called 'Portnoy's Complaint']
Dean
What's he complaining about?
Dale Twentyman
Oh, his mother, women, not enough sex. You know, the usual.
Dean
Any good?
Dale Twentyman
Well that would depend on whether you've spoofed all over the toothbrushes with your mother trying to bash down the bathroom door. 'Wanker's Bible', it's pretty funny.
Dean
I'll have a go after Millenhall.
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Frank Malone
I still think you set me up.
Carol Twentyman
Look, I know I'm a cunt, I'm *not* a psychopath.
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Jane Moore
Do you like robbing banks?
Shane Twentyman
Off the record, I fucking love it!
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Mal Twentyman
You smell better than Christmas dinner.
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Frank Malone
Where's the money?
Dale Twentyman
Oooh, I stuck it up a cow's arse.
Frank Malone
Well I hope you washed your hands after.
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Shane Twentyman
Dale is the smart one, Mal is the good one, and I'm the fuck up.
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Carol Twentyman
I thought you liked me being a tart.
Dale Twentyman
I like you being my tart.
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Dale Twentyman
What's going on?
Shane Twentyman
Tarzan's gone ape-shit!
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Dale Twentyman
We've got time for a swim after this.
Shane Twentyman
We haven't got any trunks.
Dale Twentyman
We'll go in our undies.
Shane Twentyman
I'm not wearing any.
Shane Twentyman
Undies?
Dale Twentyman
Trunks.
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Frank Malone
We're going after the Melbourne Cup.
Frank Malone
Not the cup, the money... the bookies mate, fuck.
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[the Twentyman's and Frank argue in the car, Tarzan stops it by firing his shotgun through the ceiling]
Tarzan
Next one who says a bloody word, I'll blow his bloody brains out. Right.
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Mal Twentyman
Head over fuckin' heels, mate. I'm feeling things I've only seen on tv.
Shane Twentyman
Nice tits.
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Carol Twentyman
Listen to me, Dale. What are you doing? Will you just look at me, please?
Dale Twentyman
It's too late, Carol. There's nothing left.
Carol Twentyman
How can you say that? Dale, I love you. We fit together.
Dale Twentyman
Right, well, I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about your mouth wrapped around Frank's cock.
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Mal Twentyman
It really shits me, tracking us all the way out here just to rub it in our faces.
Shane Twentyman
He is just being Frank. He can't help himself. He *has* to fuck you.
Mal Twentyman
I'm sick of getting fucked.
Shane Twentyman
I'm never getting fucked again.
Dale Twentyman
We're getting fucked right now.
Mal Twentyman
Fuck!
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Mal Twentyman
I always said you were a sport. Didn't I always say that?
Carol Twentyman
Yeah, you did. You always said that.
Shane Twentyman
*I* always said you were a scheming bitch.
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