The Happiness of the Katakuris Movie Quotes
Richâdo Sagawa
My nose isn't bleeding because I'm horny, the blood is rushing to enhance my critical faculties. And as I have much more blood than a Japanese, it surges uncontrollably.
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Richâdo Sagawa
By order of Queen Elizabeth, give me your cellphone number.
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Shizue Katakuri
Great-grandpa lives an easy life, telling lies and being selfish.
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Ojîsan Jinpei Katakuri
The bastard! He stole our ashtray too.
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[garbage blowing everywhere]
Richâdo Sagawa
Aren't the stars beautiful?
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Richâdo Sagawa
Diana. If I'd only been there. I'll never forgive the paparazzi!
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Masao Katakuri
*Ordinary people*! They're ordinary! Really ordinary!
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Shizue Katakuri
Mom, why did you marry Dad?
Terue Katakuri
Well, the first time your dad stayed with me, next morning he got all my shoes out of the closet and polished them in his underwear. At that moment I decided I want to cook for him forever.
Shizue Katakuri
I'm jealous. Dad would probably eat poison if you cooked it.
Terue Katakuri
He would be easy to kill!
Shizue Katakuri
Really!
[they laugh, then look at each other]
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Terue Katakuri
But why did he have to die here?
Ojîsan Jinpei Katakuri
And after falling down that gulley so well too, asshole!
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Shizue Katakuri
[looking at the dead sumo wrestler lying naked on the bed]
Looking at him like this, he seems even bigger.
Ojîsan Jinpei Katakuri
He's inflating.
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Shizue Katakuri
Are you thirsty? A drink? Or something to eat?
Richâdo Sagawa
I want to eat you.
[she swoons]
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