Steamboat Bill Jr. Movie Quotes
William Canfield Jr.
That must have happened when the dough fell in the tool chest.
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[gives his gun to Steamboat Bill upon seeing Bill Jr. approach wearing a ridiculous officer's uniform]
Tom Carter - First and Last Mate
There's not a jury that would convict you.
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William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.
[upon seeing Bill Jr. for the first time, to Tom]
If you say what you're thinking, I'll strangle you!
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William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.
Talk to him, Sheriff.
Sheriff
[to Bill Jr] After all the bum is your father.
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William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.
[to the barber about his son's moustache]
Take that barnacle off his lip.
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William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.
I'll run on this river if I'm the only passenger on the boat.
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Title Card
Eight bells and all is wrong.
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[after Bill Jr. accidentally causes his father's steamboat to smack into King's]
William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield
I'm trying to teach you to run it - not *wreck* it!
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2026, Japan / USA, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Adaptation, Horror
