Beverly Hills Cop III Movie Quotes
Axel
You got a fifty dollar bill?
Jon Flint
I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.
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Todd
[his last words]
Axel, you on a coffee break? Go get that son of a bitch.
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Axel
Hey.
Mrs. Todd
I understand that you were with him at the end.
Axel
Yeah, his last words were about you.
Mrs. Todd
That does not sound like my Douglas, Axel. Try again.
Axel
Actually his last words were 'Axel are you on a coffee break, go and get that son of a bitch.' Those were his last words.
Mrs. Todd
That sounds like my Douglas.
Axel
Yeah, sounds like a good idea, too.
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Axel
[Axel is dressed up as Oki-Doki the elephant]
Little Kid
Oki-Doki.
[runs over and hugs him]
Axel
Hey, nice little kid. How you doin'? Nice little boy. Good to see you.
Little Kid
I love you Oki-Doki.
Big Kid
Hey, Oki. Do the Oki Shuffle.
Big Kid
THAT'S NOT RIGHT. IT'S LIKE THIS.
[does the Oki Shuffle]
Axel
Hey listen, kid, I'm Oki-Doki and I changed the steps. You got a problem with that?
Big Kid
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO ME NO MATTER WHAT I DO.
[punches him in the stomach]
Axel
Oh, you little motherfucker. I'll kick your ass.
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Jon Flint
Turn that fucking song off!
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Axel
Get the fuck outta here.
Serge
No I cannot.
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Axel
What'd they promote you to captain, or something?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
I'm DDO-JSIOC.
Axel
The jay gee jojo see? What is that?
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Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
[outdraws a henchman, killing him]
Name is Wild Bill Rosewood. I'm the sheriff of this town.
[flips the gun and puts it in his holster]
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Serge
Achwell, try to say Serge. It's not so difficult. Surge? Sounds like a detergent.
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Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
[In prison]
I'm all washed up - dead in the water.
Axel
Will you stop worrying? I talked to Flint, he's gonna get us outta here.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
I REALLY like that office!
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Orrin Sanderson
Mr. Foley, Mr. DeWald.
Axel
[Goes to attack DeWald, is restrained by security guards]
You fuck! Motherfucker! That's him! Motherfucker! That's the fuckin' guy I'm looking for!
Ellis De Wald
Orrin, you want to tell me what's going on here?
Axel
This fuckin' guy shot a Detroit police officer last weekend!
Ellis De Wald
Last weekend? I was at my beach house in Laguna *last weekend*.
Axel
Your beach home in Laguna?
[starts to calm down]
Axel
Wait, wait, hold it, I think I got the wrong guy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is a big...
[to security guards]
Axel
I'm cool. It's a big misunderstanding.
[goes at DeWald again and is restrained]
Axel
No fuckin' beach house in Laguna, you motherfucker!
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Ellis De Wald
You caught him. Good. He broke into a security area.
Axel
[to De Wald]
Why don't you save that shit for New Talent Night at San Quentin. I'm onto your operation.
Ellis De Wald
[acting confused]
My operation?
Ellis De Wald
He went berserk. He was firing a weapon in the park. My God, there are hundreds of small innocent children around.
Axel
You know they don't give out Oscars in prison, right?
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Levine
They got fuckin' machine guns! I thought you said they had no guns!
Axel
They must've changed their world view!
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Jon Flint
[after everything is all over]
Any chance you can explain any of this to me? Like why the fuck am I shot?
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Janice
Hey, I don't think you've seen the Tunnel Of Love ride, have you Axel?
Axel
I didn't know y'all had a Tunnel Of Love ride here at Wonder World!
Janice
There will be shortly!
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Steve Fulbright
God dammit Foley! We spent a whole fucking year with our noses up De Wald's ass, we are THIS CLOSE to locking this thing up, and YOU, you piss all over us! Our case is blown! You're going back to Detroit! And I'll tell you something else, if you weren't a cop, I'd have you doin' dead-time at Leavenworth, FOR LIFE!
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Jon Flint
Look, isn't it just possible that you're mistaken, Foley? That Ellis Dewald just resembles Todd's killer?
Axel
I made the guy in Detroit. It was Dewald.
Jon Flint
I mean, Dewald is the head of the largest private police department in Southern California. I mean, he works with us! With the L.A.P.D. Hell, with the governor's office! Everybody loves him.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
He's even getting an award tonight from the National Association of Security Agencies.
Jon Flint
Axel, it's understandable that you're distraught and-and looking for justice, and not to mention revenge. But, isn't it just possible that you - that you want it so much, that you saw your killer in a man who bore a slight resemblance?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
Hell, we run into this all the time in police work, Axel.
Axel
Where's Dewald getting that award tonight?
Jon Flint
Axel, don't.
Axel
Hey Flint, your friend Dewald is foul, okay? I know he's foul and I'm goin' down to this award show tonight and I'm gonna put some pressure on him and maybe I'll panic him into doing something stupid.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
Axel, if you go to that dinner tonight... I'm going with you.
Axel
Then pick me up at the Sunset Motel.
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Disappointed Man
Hey!
Disappointed Girl
That's not fair!
Axel
Maintenance, I gotta go grease the chain. Hear how dry it sounds?
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Axel
[Axel is dangling from a rope outside of the passenger cart of the broken Spider ride]
Hi! See this rope? We're gonna try slide down this rope all the way to the ground.
Scared Boy
We are?
Axel
We're gonna try!
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Orrin Sanderson
Our head of security has confirmed your identity with the Detroit police. But neither they, nor I, understand what you're doing at Wonder World.
Axel
I told you, I was investigating a crime. I think I'm in the right place because I've been here for ten minutes and already been shot at!
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Serge
One thing that's very important at the Survival Boutique, I feel that it's my personality, my philosophy, that everything must conform to the three P's, which is Protection, Prestige, and Pretty!
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Jon Flint
Ellis DeWald?
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Ellis De Wald
[Seeing Axel chasing him]
Wax that clown!
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Axel
[Before commencing a raid]
Everybody ready here? Nobody need to take a nervous piss or nothing?
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Ellis De Wald
What's the matter, Foley? You mad at me for shooting your boyfriend?
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Axel
Billy, you got a fifty dollar bill?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
When do I get it back?
Axel
Man, gimme fifty dollars!
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Axel
Boss, I cancelled the SWAT team.
Todd
You what? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT.
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Dispatcher
Attention, all cars in the vicinity of Wonder World. Proceed there immediately. We have a 10-19, 10-45, and 12-22 in progress.
Jon Flint
Why am I not surprised?
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Steve Fulbright
I thought I put you on a plane to Detroit.
Axel
You're gonna be really glad that I stayed. Like I said, I know what you're investigating, and what you're looking for is right here!
Steve Fulbright
Yeah? And what am I investigating?
Axel
Paper, US Mint quality. That's what was in that hijacked truck back in Detroit. You wanted to follow the truck, back to LA, so you could track De Wald and find out where his fucken print shop is! Well, it's right here in Wonder World!
Orrin Sanderson
What an earth is this maniac raving about?
Ellis De Wald
He's insane! He's proved that!
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Jon Flint
So what brings you to California, Axel? Vacation?
Axel
I'm looking for a killer.
Jon Flint
In Beverly Hills?
Axel
No, WonderWorld.
Jon Flint
WonderWorld? You mean Rufus Rabbit has gone berserko?
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[sarcastically]
Jon Flint
NO.
[laughs]
Axel
Do me a favor, just make your fuckin' phone call and get us outta here, alright.
Jon Flint
Sure, sure, sure I will. Let's see, now who do I know down there? Let's see...
Axel
Hey, don't fuck with me right now.
Jon Flint
Alright, keep your shirt on. I'll get you guys out. Oh, incidentally I think we found that truck you were looking for.
Axel
Where?
Jon Flint
By the Santa Monica Pier at the beach. I'm headed out there now and I'll pick you guys up on the way. Oh and Axel, in the meantime, don't take any showers.
[laughs]
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Dispatcher
All units in the vicinity of Wonder World - proceed immediately to assist in emergency rescue.
Jon Flint
Axel!
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Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
[On his headset]
Negatory, SWAT. Hold for our arrival. ETA... eleven minutes. Out.
Axel
Billy, who were you just talking to?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
The truck was discovered inside the county green line. So I coordinated with the SMPD, BHPD, LAPD, Sherriff and Los Angeles County, Supervisor of Parks and Recreation, California State Highway Control and District Attorney's Office and United States Naval Shore Patrol!
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Steve Fulbright
What's happened here Detective Foley, is you got yourself in the middle of a federal investigation.
Axel
What is this, income tax? The fucken guy in the truck, just shot a Detroit police officer!
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Steve Fulbright
I ran a check on you, Foley. You're a hell of a detective, but something of a maverick. I know what you're doing. I know the drill. You hassle De Wald, you get him to panic, make a rash move. But God damn it Foley, we do NOT want to panic this man! We want him doing business as FUCKING usual, do you copy me Foley?
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Axel
This place is as high-tech as NASA and Nintendo combined!
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Serge
[Seeing an attractive model in a promotional video for the Annihilator 2000]
You think those are real?
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Axel
You got a refrigerator in your office? Man, J. Edgar Hoover didn't even have a refrigerator in his office. Just maybe some hair curlers and a dryer or something.
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Axel
Is this the illegal chop shop, one of them illegal places where they chop up cars? Coz I got a Buick out here belonging to my wife and I wanna get the shit chopped up, because the bitch ain't been acting right, y'know what I mean?
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Axel
You know they don't give out Oscars in prison, right?
Ellis De Wald
FUCK YOU!
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