You Only Live Twice Movie Quotes
Blofeld
...You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner. Let's see who he is.
[the guards remove 007's helmet]
Blofeld
James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
James Bond
Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld
You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
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[Being bathed by Tanaka's women]
Tiger Tanaka
You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.
James Bond
Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree."
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Tiger Tanaka
It can save your life, this cigarette.
James Bond
You sound like a commercial.
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[about to make love to Helga Brandt]
James Bond
Oh the things I do for England.
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Tiger Tanaka
My friend, now you take your first civilized bath.
James Bond
Really?
[Bond is surrounded by four young Japanese women wearing only white bras and panties]
James Bond
Oh, I like the plumbing.
Tiger Tanaka
Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-san. Rule number one: is never do anything yourself - when someone else can do it for you.
James Bond
And number two?
Tiger Tanaka
Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
James Bond
I just might retire to here.
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Mr. Osato
You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.
Helga Brandt
Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.
[Bond eyes Helga's breasts]
James Bond
Really?
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Blofeld
The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see.
James Bond
Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld
Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.
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Blofeld
I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.
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[Bond has just sent Blofeld's henchman into the water. The piranhas immediately attack him]
James Bond
Bon appetit!
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Helga Brandt
[Bond is captured by Helga Brandt]
I've got you now.
James Bond
Well, enjoy yourself.
[Brandt slaps him]
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[James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman]
James Bond
Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling
You think we better, huh?
James Bond
No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling
Darling, I give you very best duck.
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Blofeld
Goodbye, Mr. Bond!
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Aki
No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
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Tiger Tanaka
...You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
James Bond
If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?
James Bond
Well, I'm glad we got *that* out of the way.
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Tiger Tanaka
I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.
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[Choosing a masseuse]
James Bond
Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.
Tiger Tanaka
Good choice, she's very sexyful.
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M
[buzzing intercom]
Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
MoneyPenny
Yes sir.
[to Bond]
MoneyPenny
We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
James Bond
Yes?
MoneyPenny
"I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it
James Bond
Don't worry, I get it.
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James Bond
Do you have any commandos here?
Tiger Tanaka
I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.
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Blofeld
You will see that my piranha fish get very hungry. They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds. I have decided to ask for a little money in advance. I want the sum of 100 million dollars in gold bullion deposited in our account in Buenos Aires.
Blofeld's Financier
Our agreement states quite clearly that no money should be paid until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.
Financier #2
This is extortion!
Blofeld
[shows his SPECTRE ring] Extortion is my business. Go and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy.
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Blofeld
[shows the x-ray of the PPK to Osato & Brandt]
Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond.
Mr. Osato
But Bond is dead!
Helga Brandt
It was in all the newspapers!
Blofeld
Rubbish. Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr. Osato. Don't tell me you let him go.
Mr. Osato
I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him.
Blofeld
And did she?
Mr. Osato
She failed.
Helga Brandt
[to Osato]
*You* should have killed him yourself. You had plenty of opportunities...
Blofeld
This organization does not tolerate failure.
Mr. Osato
I know, but do you see I...
Blofeld
Go!
[Osato crosses the bridge over the water where the piranhas are waiting]
[Helga starts across. Blofeld hits a pedal that causes the bridge bottom to drop out, sending Helga into the piranha-filled water. The lethal fish immediately converge on her and she is dead in seconds. Osato looks on in horror]
Mr. Osato
Yes, Number One! Yes. Yes, yes.
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Henderson
[Hands Bond a martini]
Oh, that's stirred, not shaken. That was right, wasn't it?
James Bond
Perfect. Cheers.
Henderson
Cheers.
James Bond
Russian vodka. Well done.
Henderson
Yeah, I get it from the doorman at the Russian embassy - amongst certain other things.
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Tiger Tanaka
You like Japanese sake, Mr. Bond? Or, would you prefer a vodka martini?
James Bond
Oh, no. I like sake. Especially when it's served at the correct temperature: 98.4 degrees fahrenheit like this is.
Tiger Tanaka
For a European, you are exceptionally cultivated.
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Tiger Tanaka
[discussing Osato Chemicals' supertanker, the Ning-Po, which is known to be smuggling rocket fuel]
We shadowed the Ning-Po to the outer islands.
Aki
It was very dark. Hard to see her all the time.
Tiger Tanaka
But we know she stopped somewhere. Look at these photos.
[Tiger hands James photos of the Ning-Po]
Aki
Look at the water line.
James Bond
[noticing the higher water line of the ship in seperate photos]
You're right. Fully laden here, and empty here.
Tiger Tanaka
Yes. And her father.
[James, Aki, and Tiger enter a nearby garage where an agitated and sweating Q is waiting]
Q
[annoyed]
Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, and I'm in no mood for your juvenile quips.
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Tiger Tanaka
Chasing girls will be the end of you, Bond-san. I have told you that before.
Aki
He didn't chase her! He did it so that I could get away. He wouldn't touch that horrible girl. You wouldn't, would you?
James Bond
Oh, heaven forbid.
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Russian Diplomat
The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
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Foreign Secretary
As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is working on it now.
[cuts to next scene in Hong Kong, Bond is in bed with a Chinese woman]
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Tiger Tanaka
[to James Bond, who has just been "captured" with a trap-door and slide which brought him to Tiger's office]
Welcome.
[He laughs without our seeing his face, making us briefly wonder if this is a villain or an ally]
Tiger Tanaka
Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond. How do you like our country so far?
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Tiger Tanaka
I must say, you have a lot of energy for a dead man, Mister Bond.
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Helga Brandt
A Dom Perignon '59, Mr. Fisher? Are you really sure you won't change your mind?
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[last lines]
Submarine Captain
Dinghy's on board, sir.
M
[referring to Bond in the dinghy]
Tell him to come below and report.
MoneyPenny
It'll be a pleasure, sir.
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Hong Kong Policeman #1
[finding Bond 'dead' in girl's bed]
We're too late.
Hong Kong Policeman #2
Well, at least he died on the job.
Hong Kong Policeman #1
He'd have wanted it this way.
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MoneyPenny
Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
James Bond
Which girl?
MoneyPenny
The Chinese one we fixed you up with.
James Bond
Oh, another five minutes, I'd have found out.
MoneyPenny
She'll never know what she missed.
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Tiger Tanaka
[Three young Japanese women giving Bond a bath]
Your English girls would never perform this simple service.
James Bond
I think I know one or two who might get around to it.
Tiger Tanaka
Miss Moneypenny, perhaps?
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Tiger Tanaka
I have much curiosity, Bond-san. What is Little Nellie?
James Bond
Oh, she's a wonderful girl. Very small. Quite fast. Can do anything. Just your type.
Tiger Tanaka
A toy helicopter?
Q
No, it's certainly not a toy! You'll see. We've made one or two improvements since you've used her last. I'll give you the drill.
Tiger Tanaka
This can only be for children! Don't use it, Bond-san; take my helicopter instead.
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James Bond
Hello, Base One. There's nothing here but volcanoes.
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Tiger Tanaka
This is our special baby rocket. It's very useful for people who smoke too many cigarettes, like you.
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[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese]
James Bond
Why don't you just dye the parts that show?
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Blofeld
As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world.
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Tiger Tanaka
[after Tiger's helicopter drops an enemy car chasing Bond and Aki into the Pacific ocean]
How's that for Japanese efficiency?
James Bond
Just a drop in the ocean.
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James Bond
Uggghhh... Siamese vodka?
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Houston CapCom
Hawaii to Jupiter 16. Repeat: Hawaii to Jupiter 16. There is an unidentified object on our screen, closing fast.
Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft
[Performing an EVA]
We see nothing. Can you give me a bearing?
Houston CapCom
Appears to be coming up fast from astern
Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft
Hey, NOW I see it. It's another spacecraft! I repeat: it's ANOTHER SPACECRAFT!
Houston CapCom
Chris, this is flight. Does it look like a close pass?
Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft
You're breaking up. Say again!
Houston CapCom
Repeat: Does it look like a close pass?
Astronaut - American Spacecraft #1
[inside spacecraft]
Hey Chris what's happening?
Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft
Flight, it's coming right at us! The FRONT is OPENING UP! I REPEAT: THE FRONT IS OPENING UP! It's coming right at us...
Houston CapCom
Chris, Get back in! Get back in!
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James Bond
Hello, Penny.
MoneyPenny
You better go right in. You're late, as usual - even from your own funeral.
James Bond
Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of timing.
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James Bond
I'd like you to examine these as soon as possible. They're from Osato's safe.
Tiger Tanaka
This is an order for naval stores. 500 kilos of butter. 50 containers of lox. What is lox?
James Bond
Oh, it's American name for smoked salmon. But, it's also the technical name for liquid oxygen - which makes rocket fuel.
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James Bond
The last time someone gave me a massage, it was in Hong Kong. But, unfortunately, I had to cut it short. We were rudely interrupted by a couple of gunmen. So, we never got 'round to finishing it.
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Q
[Showing Bond the improvements to little Nellie, his one-man helicopter]
Right. Now, pay attention. Two machine guns, fixed.
James Bond
Synchronized to what?
Q
A hundred yards; using incendiaries, and high explosives. Two rocket launchers, forward-firing, one on either side.
James Bond
Fine.
Q
Now, two heat-seeking air-to-air missiles; sixty miles a minute.
James Bond
Good.
Q
Flame guns. Two of them, firing astern.
James Bond
What range?
Q
Eighty yards. Two smoke ejectors, next door to them. Aerial mines; now, remember to use them only when directly above target. That's about the lot, I think. You know the rest, don't you?
James Bond
Yes.
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Tiger Tanaka
If Henderson's theory is right, why would a foreign power want to launch missiles from Japan?
James Bond
Because if ever they were discovered, they could deny all responsibility. Especially if some private organization's doing the work.
Tiger Tanaka
Osato?
James Bond
Perhaps.
Tiger Tanaka
Mister Osato *is* one of the greatest industrialists in Japan.
James Bond
No, he's merely a front.
Tiger Tanaka
Who *is* big enough?
James Bond
SPECTRE.
Tiger Tanaka
Could be.
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Aki
[into radio microphone]
2-9-4 here. Tiger. Immediate.
Tiger Tanaka
Come in, 2-9-4.
Aki
Zero Zero is with me. We are being chased by gunmen. In black sedan. I'm heading south for Highway 2. Arrange usual reception, please.
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James Bond
[into radio microphone]
Tiger, contact M. Tell him to send Little Nellie. Repeat: Little Nellie. Suggest she be accompanied by her father. Most urgent. Understood?
Tiger Tanaka
Understood.
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Blofeld
I shall be in my apartment.
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James Bond
Is this the only room there is?
Kissy Suzuki
Yes. That is your bed,
[points to one side of room]
Kissy Suzuki
I shall sleep over there.
[points to other side of room]
James Bond
But we're supposed to be married.
Kissy Suzuki
Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
James Bond
Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.
Kissy Suzuki
No honeymoon. This is business.
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Tiger Tanaka
Bad news from outer space.
James Bond
Yes; now the Russians are accusing the Americans.
Tiger Tanaka
Next time, it will mean war.
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James Bond
Now what the hell's the score?
Aki
What do you mean? My job is to help you.
James Bond
Like you helped Henderson?
Aki
I'm taking you to a place of safety.
James Bond
No, this time I'm taking you. I want some information. I want it now.
Aki
I have no information to give you.
James Bond
Well, we'll soon see about that. Slow down.
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James Bond
Now, you're going to need some very close, uh, protection tonight in Tokyo, because, uh, well, that's when they'll try and get at you. You'll need the best man we've got.
Helga Brandt
And, uh, who do you suggest?
James Bond
Well... Me.
Helga Brandt
I'm afraid I have another appointment tonight, Mister Fisher.
[drops smoke bomb inside the cabin, and triggers an arm restraint]
Helga Brandt
I'm awfully sorry to leave you, but I have to get off.
[exits the airplane and parachutes off the wing]
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MoneyPenny
Instant Japanese! You may need it.
James Bond
You forget. I took a first in oriental languages at Cambridge.
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Helga Brandt
Do you know what this is?
James Bond
I'd rather not.
Helga Brandt
Plastic surgeons call it a dermatome. They use it to slice off skin. I hope you won't force me to use it.
James Bond
Now... What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
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James Bond
It's just a ship and a strip of land. It could be anywhere.
Tiger Tanaka
My men found a microdot on the paper. Enlarge! It says: Photograph taken by female American tourist from coastal vessel. The woman has been liquidated as a routine precaution.
James Bond
Can we see the photograph again?
Tiger Tanaka
Of course.
James Bond
So they killed an innocent tourist for taking this? Can you make it bigger? Ning-Po.
Tiger Tanaka
Check motor vessel Ning-Po. Full details. All recent movements, and present whereabouts.
James Bond
What's that on the left?
Tiger Tanaka
Focus on the left! Aha! Ama. Diving girls.
James Bond
Can you identify that coastline?
Tiger Tanaka
Given time, yes.
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Mr. Osato's Secretary
Please come in, Mister Fisher. Mister Osato is expecting you.
James Bond
Thank you.
Mr. Osato's Secretary
You are three and a half minutes early. Please be seated.
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Blofeld
We are now impregnable. Interception will take place in eight minutes. Nothing can prevent that.
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Blofeld
Hans, our job will soon be done. Blow them up as soon as they have captured the Americans. Here is the key. To operate the exploder button...
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Tiger Tanaka
[007 has just survived an assassination attempt by a SPECTRE agent disguised as one of Tanaka's ninja-trainers]
... You killed him.
James Bond
Hmmm; he tried to kill me...
[DELETED LINE; shows Tiger the SPECTRE assassin's bamboo-staff/spear]
James Bond
... Unless this is standard JSS training equipment, which I doubt.
[He looks closely at the SPECTRE assassin]
Tiger Tanaka
This man is a stranger, from outside.
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Tiger Tanaka
Let me see that, please.
[One of his men passes him the spear. Tiger wipes some blood from the weapon and raises the blood to his tongue, then spits hard]
Tiger Tanaka
... As I suspected; cyanide.
James Bond
It's a good thing we're nearly finished here.
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Commander of HMS Tenby
[funeral prayer] ... while we sleep. We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump, for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall all be changed. We therefore commit his body to the deep, to be turned into corruption, looking for the resurrection of the body, when the sea shall give up her dead. Present! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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[first lines]
Astronaut - American Spacecraft #1
Calling CapCom. CapCom, this is Jupiter 16. Do you give a go for fourth orbit.
Houston CapCom
CapCom to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O2 pressure is within limit.
Astronaut - American Spacecraft #1
Roger. Everything looks good in the environmental control system.
Houston CapCom
Okay. Everything looks good from here. You have a go for fourth orbit.
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[Coded message to headquarters]
James Bond
Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.
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James Bond
She's dead. Poisoned.
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James Bond
Gas! Get over the side! Quick!
[they dive underwater and swim out of the cave]
James Bond
Phosgene gas to keep the visitors away. You noticed the sulphur on the walls?
Kissy Suzuki
The yellow?
James Bond
Yes. There was once an underground outlet for the lava from the volcano.
Kissy Suzuki
There must be a long tunnel.
James Bond
Uh... Miles of it. Leads all the way. Right up to the top there. And that's where we have to go next. Do you think you can make it?
Kissy Suzuki
Of course. It's business.
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James Bond
...So what's the plan for me?
Tiger Tanaka
First, you become Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly, to become a ninja like us. And third, to give you extra special cover, you take a wife.
[007 and Aki beam at each other, but Tiger steps between them]
Tiger Tanaka
Regretfully impossible. You must marry an *ama* girl, one who is known on the island. The girl I have chosen for you is an agent of mine.
James Bond
Is she pretty?
Tiger Tanaka
Pretty? Ha! She has a face like a pig.
James Bond
To hell with that idea.
Aki
But this is duty.
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James Bond
Is that deep?
Kissy Suzuki
They usually are. Very.
James Bond
[throws a rock onto the water's surface, but the rock clangs and rolls across the surface]
It's metal!
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Henderson
Now look. I think London's theory about the missile being fired from this country is right. I don't know how or where. And don't ask me *who's* doing it, either. But, uh, I have a fairly shrewd idea that a major foreign power is behind it all.
James Bond
You mean apart from Russia and Japan?
Henderson
Oh, it's not Russia, old boy, I'm sure of that. It's not Japan, either. Although, a large Japanese industrial concern i--
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Mr. Osato
I always take a glass before breakfast.
James Bond
Isn't it bad for your liver?
Mr. Osato
Nonsense! It adds a sparkle to the day!
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