Mr. Jones
Why do only children have flying dreams?
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Mr. Jones
I'd like to close my account, please.
Susan
You just opened this account last week.
Mr. Jones
Yeah, I'm a fickle kind of guy.
Susan
Oh, my goodness.
Susan
Okay, you have $12,752 in your account. Do you want that in hundreds?
Mr. Jones
I'll leave that up to your impeccable judgement.
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Mr. Jones
I'm going to tell you something. Both of you listen, you might learn something. It is not a disease! Okay? Not a disease! I do not have a disease. This is who I am! I like who I am! You got it?
Mr. Jones
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Mr. Jones
The fact is, that the doctor and the other fine healers have decided that Im bipolar... and this is without regard to the fact that they have not one shred of evidence.
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Mr. Jones
Give me this. This first day, I work for free.
Mr. Jones
I give it to you, its a gift. Second day, you pay me for two days.
Mr. Jones
Third day, I have your job.
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Mr. Jones
I need my highs.
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