Why Did I Get Married? Movie Quotes
Trina
You belong in the kitchen.
Angela
And you belong on the corner. Need a pimp?
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Trina
I'm sure she's fine
Angela
Trick, was anybody talking to you?
Trina
Trick?
Angela
Yes, trick. As in slut, whore, tramp. You don't know your name?
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[after Mike's secret is revealed at the dinner table]
Troy
I think I should probably go.
Terry
No. I think you need to stay. We'll probably need some law enforcement up in here.
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Angela
You got VD?
Angela
No, I think y'all been talking in private quite enough. How long have you had it?
Marcus
About a week.
Angela
Was it Keisha?
Angela
No, you didn't get it from her. You got it from Walter.
Marcus
What? What are you talking about? I ain't gay!
Angela
No, I slept with him. I got my shot. I was just waiting for you to say something.
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Patricia
Mike, Where's Sheila?
Mike
I made her drive, we took the plane. I should've made her walk, y'all know she fat as hell.
Patricia
Mike, do you hear what you are saying?
Angela
I'm still stuck on the fat as hell part.
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Marcus
You women are so used to losing that you don't even realize when you have won!
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Sheila
Did I kill him?
Troy
No. but he's gonna have a headache for a while.
Sheila
I shoulda killed him.
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Patricia
I love you more than all the words in all the books in all the world.
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Angela
I got burned by Walter, I got my shot, I was just waitin for you to say somethin.
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Terry
What kind of a man has to make an appointment to sleep with his wife?
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Keisha
Kids, get your stuff. Your daddy here. I know you did not bring this trick up into my house.
Angela
I have told you...!
Marcus
Just shut up! Shut! Now, Keisha, this is my wife, and you are going to respect her. So, don't call our house or come by my job unless it's got something to do with the kids. We're done. Now, I have to have a relationship with you because of them, and that is it. So if it ain't got nothing to do with the kids, don't you call me! And I'm gonna tell you this one time. You better stop talking to my kids about her, do you understand me?
Keisha
Yeah.
Angela
Wow. It's about time...
Marcus
Hey! Shut! Now, both of y'all better learn to get along for the sake of these kids, and stop acting like you're both damn five years old!
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