House of Wax Movie Quotes
Dalton
Elton John is gay?
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[last lines]
Dave
[on radio] Sheriff?
Sheriff
Yeah, Dave?
Dave
Ran the Sinclair family through CDIC. Trudy and the doctor didn't have two sons. They had three.
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Nick
You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?
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[Carly sees a human face by the window that hurriedly darts away]
Carly
I just saw someone!
Wade
It was probably a wax thing.
Carly
No, no, it wasn't a wax thing, it was moving and it was freaky looking!
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Nick
Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again?
Dalton
What? No! I don't know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.
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Dalton
You're just gonna let 'em leave like that? That guy's a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living.
Nick
You clean shit for a living, Mr. Septic Tank Man. What's the difference?
Dalton
Well, um... I don't walk through it. That's one difference.
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Nick
Wade... dude... I'd really like to pound your ass.
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Bo
[to Vincent]
Hey, town's looking real good. We almost finished what Ma started. Those two are good, they'll fit perfectly. What I tell ya, huh? Ain't your work more real now? Ma would be proud, yeah, she'd be real proud. She always said your talent would make up for what God took away from you. There's two more, we've still got a lot of work to do.
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Wade
[runs a lighter along one of Vincent's waxed miniature statues and talking in a silly voice]
Oh no, there's a fire! Help me, Carly! My skirt's gonna catch on fire, my legs are all hot, you're my hero!
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[Nick is sitting alone while everyone is making out. Dalton comes up to him with his camera]
[Nick and Dalton laugh]
Dalton
Haha, just kidding. Psych! I wouldn't kiss your ass for shit, man.
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Dalton
Hey, do you think that Wade will stay with Carly after she moves to New York?
Nick
I don't know. Maybe...
Dalton
Cause, you know... the way she's been lookin' at me...
Nick
Hey! It ain't happening, man. And even if it was happening - it ain't happening. Nothing personal.
Dalton
Why's that? I mean, you like me better than Wade, right?
Dalton
Yeah, I like Wade, too.
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Wade
I'm sorry, we just needed a fan belt.
Bo
A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?
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[seeing all the fan belts]
Wade
He has everything but a 15 inch fan belt. Where is he anyway? He said he'd be 30 minutes, its been almost 45.
[sighs]
Wade
I guess I'll have to make do with a 16.
[grabs it]
[indeed he did as a $20 bill lies there]
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Carly
I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault...
Nick
One of 'em took a swing at me.
Carly
You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault!
Nick
I'm surrounded by idiots.
Carly
So then why did you come, to piss me off?
Nick
Why don't you get it? You're the good twin, I'm the evil one.
Carly
Grow up. You are so afraid to take things seriously.
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Paige
I swear, he's starting to like that car more than me now.
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[scraping a piece of the House of Wax off with his knife]
Wade
It is wax, like... literally.
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Paige
[trying to explain away why she dropped out of sight in the truck's cabin]
Lip balm. I dropped my stupid lip balm.
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Bo
I'm sorry mama, some people just have no respect.
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Carly
No, there's no-one at the gas station!
Paige
We'll meet you back at camp, but more than a few yards away from that pet cemetery.
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Paige
That's weird.
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Wade
[notices how well Nick throws the football to Blake]
Nice arm... I can see why they gave you a scholarship.
Wade
Yeah... it is.
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Carly
What does he want?
Wade
Hey, can you turn off your lights, please?
[no response]
Paige
Okay, this is getting kinda creepy.
Blake
Hey, come on, man, get out of here! Nothing to see here, let's go!
Wade
Can we help you?
Carly
Maybe we're on his property?
Wade
Nah, we didn't pass the gate.
Blake
Hey man, turn your lights off! Hello? Turn your lights off! No, I'm serious. Turn your lights off or I'll whip this on your ass!
Wade
Hey, hey, it's cool, man.
[Nick throws a bottle and smashes one of the headlights]
Carly
NICK!
[pause]
Carly
Oh, my...
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[Wade starts up his car. It rumbles badly for a second and then cuts out]
[sees broken fan belt]
Wade
I just bought this fan belt. It's brand new.
[throwing it on the ground]
Wade
Someone has got to be fucking with me!
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Wade
Relax. No one'll care
Carly
What if's someone's here?
[after silence]
Wade
See? Fine. Look how cool this is. Everything in here is wax, the floors, the walls, look at this!
[gestures to a large ornament]
Wade
This is wax
Wade
Who are these people supposed to be? Aren't there supposed to be famous people in a wax museum? I don't recognize this guy.
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[upon seeing Vincent drive up to his place with two more dead bodies]
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[Nick is about to break a shop window]
Carly
Nick, don't! They'll hear us.
Nick
[stops for a moment]
Look, they're going to catch us anyway. But this way we have a more of a chance.
[He breaks the window and steps in to take a crossbow]
Nick
Yeah, that looks about right.
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Blake
It'll MOVE!
Paige
It's not moving.
Blake
It will!
Nick
Turn it around! Dude, turn the car around!
[Blake leans his head down in defeat, hitting the horn and making it blare]
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Trudy Sinclair
[talking to a young Bo]
Shuddup! Oooh, why can't you be more like your brother?
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Paige
Did you find that fan belt thing or whatever?
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Carly
Please don't kill me.
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Bo
Trudy got a cyst in her brain.
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Roadkill Driver
Sorry. I kind of get used to the smell.
Carly
Really? I don't think I could ever get used to it.
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[first lines]
Trudy Sinclair
You are being such a good boy. Would you like some more cereal, sweetheart? Here you go.
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Nick
I swear to God, if you hurt her... VINCENT!
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Carly
It's okay, he's gone.
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2026, Japan / USA, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Adaptation, Horror
