Asylum DirectorTo which king? Do you know how many kings I have in here? I even have two Napoleons, and one of them is an Arab. The other one is 7'2" tall.
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Hooded MonkAre you prepared to swear on the holy cross that you're telling the truth?
Tomás BilbatúaDo you think that if you were, and they asked you to confess something grotesquely absurd... say... say you were told to confess that you're really a monkey.
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Tomás BilbatúaYou're sure that god would grant you the fortitude to deny it? Or would you rather confess to being a monkey? To avoid the pain.
Tomás Bilbatúa[reading from a freshly prepared document]I, Lorenzo Casamares, hereby confess, that contrary to my human appearance, I am in fact, the bastard son of a chimpanzee and an orangutan, and I have schemed to join the church, in order to do harm to the holy office.
Tomás Bilbatúa[places the parchment and quill in front of Lorenzo, then sits down]Sign it.