Harry MosebyNobody. One side is just losing slower than the other.
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Harry MosebyI saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry.
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Joey ZieglerHe'd fuck a woodpile on the chance there was a snake in it.
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Tom IversonI want that kid the hell out of here. You see, I... I get pretty foolish with her, and I... Well, you've seen her. God, there ought to be a law!
Harry MosebyWhen the president got shot, I was on my way to San Diego. Football game. When Bobby got shot, I was sitting in a car waiting for a guy to come out of a house with his girlfriend. Working on a divorce case. One of those times I wish I was in another business.
Harry MosebyYeah, but he didn't see it. He played something else and he lost. He must have regretted it every day of his life. I know I would have. As a matter of fact I do regret it, and I wasn't even born yet.
Paula[pauses, gives him a look] I taught school, I... kept house. I waited tables... I did a little stripping, I did a little hooking... and I trod a lot of water.
Harry MosebySounds kind of bleak. Or is it just the way you tell it?
Paula[sharply] Do you ask these questions because you wanna' know the answer, or is it just something you think a detective should do?
Harry MosebyYou got any idea where she could be? Is she visiting friends? Is she meditating? Did she join a commune?
Quentin[scoffs] Delly's idea of a "commune" is her and a guy on top of her.
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Paula[of the uninhibited Delly] Did she offer you the key to the city?
Harry MosebyWell, no. It was, uh, more like a sightseeing tour.
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Nick[about his collection of Mexican statuary] Don't you like them, Har?
Harry MosebyI would, if they didn't all remind me of Alex Karras.
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Arlene Iverson[shows Harry a picture] This is my second husband, Tom lverson, the bum. The only thing I got out of him was a new name. That's *ahfter* I quit acting. Did you ever see me in anything?
Harry Moseby[Harry draws a blank face, chuckles and shakes his head]
Arlene IversonI was never "big," not really big. There were a lot like me. You know, studio premieres, studio romances, not much talent. But I got lucky and grabbed off one of the big guns, Irving Grastner.
Arlene IversonOh, I had lovely tits... even if I do say so myself.
Arlene Iverson[sighs] Ahh, they're sitting on a little bit of silicone now... but when they were up for grabs, they were really something special.
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PaulaDo you ask these questions because you wanna know the answer or is it just something you think a detective should do?
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Joey ZieglerWell, the world is getting smaller, the kids are getting younger and I'm getting drunk!
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Harry Moseby[observing Paula, who is feeding dolphins in a special pen] What do you got 'em for?
PaulaWell, there's a big demand for dolphins. Lots of people want 'em, you'd be surprised. People buy them for their swimming pools. They think it's chic to have a dolphin for a pet. Like that craze for baby alligators in New York years back. When they got bored with 'em, they flushed them down the john. Now they got a sewage system swarming with blind, albino, shit-eating alligators.
Harry Moseby[listening with a bemused look on his face] I'm not too sure I believe that.
PaulaYou're not one of those "intent on the truth" types, are you?
Harry MosebyWell, not religious about it, no, but I...
Harry Moseby[speculating that the missing daughter, Delly, may be in Florida with her stepfather] My guess is that I should go down there.
Arlene Iverson[melodramatically] You're gonna' go *all the way to Florida* on a guess?
Harry MosebyNo. I'm gonna' *fly* all the way to Florida on *your* money, Mrs. Iverson. It's up to you.
Arlene Iverson[indifferently] Go ahead.
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Arlene Iverson[as Harry confronts her at her poolside, after Delly's death] So I'm not grief-stricken. What does that make me?
Arlene Iverson[drunkenly] You know, Delly isn't the only kid who ever had it rough.
Arlene Iverson[sighs] When I was her age... I was down on my knees to half the men in this town.
Arlene Iverson[continues, as Harry looks at her contemptuously] I'm sorry the poor little bitch is dead. And when the time comes, I'll cry for her... but you won't be around to see it, Mr. Smart-Ass-Moseby. So... Out... OUT!
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Delly GrastnerI like being patted like that. It's supposed to remind you of before you were born - your mother's heart beating on your back. Do you think you can remember back that far?
PaulaYou mean you're gonna solve the case and find the booty?
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PaulaWhy don't you just be content? You've solved the case.
Harry MosebyI didn't solve anything. This - fell in on top of me.
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Harry MosebyLook, I know you've been alone a lot, even when I was around.
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Ellen MosebyWe've taken a long time to get this far. I don't want to pour it all away.
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PaulaI got into it because I got involved with Tom. I got involved with Tom because - he was the only man around who got nicer as he got drunk. It may not sound like much to you, but, believe me, in these parts, it's a good deal.
Joey ZieglerIt's been about a year, year and a half. Last I heard, he was taking tourists down the Colorado River on rafts. He's another guy that can only do one thing, and *that* has gotta' be crazy.
Ellen MosebyOh, don't start with the sporting metaphors. I couldn't stand that.
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Harry MosebyThat would have really been terrific, wouldn't it? I stand there with my thumb up my ass while you introduce him as some client or some faggot friend of Charles.
Harry MosebyWell, black had a mate and didn't see it. Queen sacrifice - and three little knight moves. Check. Check. Check.
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PaulaThe first time anybody touched my breasts, it was a boy called Billy Danruther. The nipples stayed hard for nearly half an hour afterward. Don't you think that's sad?