Nope Movie Quotes
Antlers Holst
This dream you're chasing, where you end up at the top of the mountain, all eyes on you... it's the dream you never wake up from.
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OJ Haywood
What's a bad miracle?
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OJ Haywood
Nope.
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Angel Torres
You'll be getting a call from my supervisor asking how my service was.
Emerald Haywood
Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
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Emerald Haywood
Since the moment pictures could move, we had skin in the game.
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Antlers Holst
[gravely and sinister]
It was a one horned... . one eyed... flyin' Purple People Eater... . a one horned... . one eyed... . flyin' Purple People Eater... a one horned... . one eyed... flyin' Purple People Eater... Looked pretty strange to me.
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Emerald Haywood
Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch!
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Ricky 'Jupe' Park
What if I told you that today you'll leave here different. I'm talking to you. Right here, you are going to witness an absolute spectacle. So what happens next? You ready? ARE YOU READY?
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OJ Haywood
I don't think they'd take you if you don't look at it.
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Emerald Haywood
Didn't I tell you this motherfucker would come up with a NON-ELECTRICAL CAMERA? Let's go, boy!
[furiously high-fives OJ several times]
Emerald Haywood
YEAH!
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Angel Torres
They're just waiting for the perfect time to shove metal probes up our asses.
OJ Haywood
Cool.
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Nobody
[after crashing his bike]
Where's your phone? Why aren't you filming this?
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Emerald Haywood
Yeah, nah nah nah.
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Ryder Muybridge
You know this area's all blurred out on Google Maps?
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Tiga & Zyntherious
[slowed down and distorted] I wear my Sunglasses at Night so I can, so I can, keep track of visions in my mind. I wear my Sunglasses at Night, so I can, so I can, watch you weave your storylines. Don't masquerade with the Guy in Shades, oh no! Don't masquerade with the Guy in Shades, oh no!
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Ryder Muybridge
What's the matter? Don't you want to be on TV?
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Angel Torres
Maybe you're in a UFO hotspot.
Emerald Haywood
Nobody believes in that.
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[first lines, over opening logos, all spoken in character]
Tom Bogan
And of course, I set it to Icelandic time because we share a love of the Aurora Borealis, Gordy... and you have no idea how to tell time.
[audience laughter]
Young Ricky 'Jupe' Park
Great gift, Dad. Way to think things through.
Phyllis Mayberry
Somehow, you'd think that a man who can send a rocket into space would be able to manage a halfway decent birthday present. Nope!
[audience laughter]
Young Ricky 'Jupe' Park
You know, Gordy, all things considered, maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
[audience "Aw"s]
Mary Jo Elliott
[heard entering through a door]
Hey, Gordy! Surprise!
Phyllis Mayberry
Wow! Now there's a gift!
[audience laughter]
Mary Jo Elliott
Here you go, Gordy! Happy birthday!
Phyllis Mayberry
[Gordy, a chimpanzee, grunts happily]
Phyllis Mayberry
Oh, beautiful, Haley.
[audience applauds, then A BALLOON POPS, then silence]
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[last lines]
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Otis Haywood Sr.
If we really put on a show, you know they've got to bring us back for the sequel.
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