Attack of the Killer Donuts Movie Quotes
Cliff Burbank
I hope you get explosive diarrhea, you filthy animals!
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Johnny Wentworth
You're not remotely disturbed by the fact that I just hit this guy with my car at 60 miles an hour, he survived, looked like a zombie, then shat his guts out, glowing green radioactive shit, in case you guys missed that part, before plopping over and dropping dead?
Michelle Kester
Michelle Kester, Howard: No.
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Johnny Wentworth
Veronica doesn't like public displays of affection.
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Emma Wentworth
Be nice to your uncle. He is a misunderstood genius.
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Tom the Perp
Hey, who farted?
[the donut store explodes]
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Michelle Kester
I can't believe you like our coffee.
Officer Rogers
Ah, I don't, really. It just...
[farts]
Officer Rogers
keeps me regular.
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Michelle Kester
Great work, guys. Let's get out of here.
Johnny Wentworth
We can't just leave him in the middle of the road.
Michelle Kester
He's an ex-con who literally just shat himself to death.
Howard
I'm with Michelle on this one.
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Johnny Wentworth
Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
Michelle Kester
This can't be.
Howard
The donuts are alive and mutated into...
Johnny Wentworth
Killer donuts.
Michelle Kester
I think my brain just melted.
Howard
Thank God you have such few customers.
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Conrad
Wise ass, huh?
Michelle Kester
Little bit.
Conrad
Maybe you just have the hots for me, and you want a taste.
Michelle Kester
I just threw up in my mouth.
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2026, Australia / USA, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Detective, Sci-Fi, Horror, Drama