HerthaPride goes before a fall. I'm telIing you. Be friendly on your way up. Because on your way down, you're gonna meet them aIl again. And they all come down sometime. Or something like that.
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Fritz HonkaPunctuaIity is not everything, but without it, aIl is nothing.
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WilliWhy are the curtains closed?
Herbert NürnbergSo people don't see the sun. People don't drink when the sun is shining.
Fritz HonkaIt's the Greeks who live downstairs! It's their fault! Rotten migrant workers who don't even work. They cook horrible food 24 hours a day. Mutton and garlic, God knows what else.
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Siggi HonkaThere are preciseIy three reasons why people drink: First, to forget about the bad things. Second, to celebrate the good things. And third, when nothing's going on, to make things happen.
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Siggi HonkaLife's a barrel organ, and the Lord God turns the crank. We're aIl but dancers to His tune, and have our fate to thank.
Siggi HonkaYeah, or this one:Life's a card game. If you want to pIay, you have to take the hand you're dealt.
Fritz HonkaYeah, my brother knows aIl the best sayings.
Siggi HonkaRight. Like this one: Flowers are like people: the fatter, the dumber.
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GiselaEvery little worm does its best.
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Herbert NürnbergNicknames here are like titIes. We have first- and second-cIass ones.
Mann Im AnzugAnd what's a first-class nickname?
Herbert NürnbergDouble names. SS Norbert, Tampon Günther, Bulgarian Harry. Rum-and-Coke Waltraut, Schnapps Uschi. Ernie the Nose, Ginny Max.
Mann Im AnzugHow do you get a name like that?
Herbert NürnbergHe drinks gin morning, noon and night.
Mann Im AnzugAnd his name's Max?
Herbert NürnbergNo. Peter. Max since he brags to the max when he's drunk. That's Arne. We call him "Anus" and everybody Iaughs.
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IngeWhat did you say...
Fritz HonkaI could take you all night long, in every hole you got. Your cunt, your ass, and your ear.
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Soldaten-NobertHey, the old lady who was here last time was reaIly horny. I took another one along recently, she was horny too. I fucked her in her armpits, between her elbows, in the back of her knee.
Dornkaat-MaxDidn't she have a pussy?
Soldaten-NobertYou can make your cunt everywhere and nowhere. I could eat cunt Iike potato salad.