The Rocky Horror Picture Show Movie Quotes
Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
Janet!
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Dr. Scott!
Brad Majors - A Hero
Janet!
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Brad!
Rocky Horror - A Creation
[Rocky grunts]
Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
Janet!
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Dr. Scott!
Brad Majors - A Hero
Janet!
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Brad!
Rocky Horror - A Creation
[Rocky grunts]
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
A mental mind fuck can be nice.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
[singing]
I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.
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[last lines]
The Criminologist - An Expert
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race... lost in time... and lost in space... and meaning.
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine
What have you done to Brad?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
With a bit of a mind flip...
Magenta - A Domestic
You're into a time slip...
Riff Raff - A Handyman
And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta - A Domestic
You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Riff Raff - A Handyman
Like you're under sedation!
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Let's do the time warp again!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Oh, I just love success!
Riff Raff - A Handyman
He's a credit to your genius, Master.
Magenta - A Domestic
A triumph of your will.
Columbia - A Groupie
He's okay!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Well, I don't like men with too many muscles.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
I didn't make him for you! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Don't dream it, be it.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Oh, come on Brad, admit it, you liked it didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Oh, Brad, you've wasted so much time already. Janet needn't know - I won't tell her!
Brad Majors - A Hero
Well, you promise you won't tell?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
On my mother's gra...
[voice trails off into gurgles as mouth becomes otherwise occupied!]
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Magenta - A Domestic
I grow weary of this world! When shall we return to Transylvania, huh?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Magenta, I am indeed grateful to you and your brother Riff Raff. You have both served me well. You will discover that when the mood takes me... I can be quite generous.
Magenta - A Domestic
I ask for nothing, master.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
And you shall receive it. IN ABUNDANCE!
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The Criminologist - An Expert
[reading from dictionary]
"Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed... its slave.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
So, come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
[singing]
Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
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The Criminologist - An Expert
It's just a jump to the left.
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And then a step to the right!
The Criminologist - An Expert
With your hands on your hips...
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You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust / That really drives you insane / Let's do the time warp again!
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
[singing]
Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.
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Brad Majors - A Hero
Say! Any of you guys know how to Madison?
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The Criminologist - An Expert
I would like, if I may... to take you... on a strange journey.
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
It's astounding... Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll. But listen closely...
Magenta - A Domestic
Not for very much longer!
Riff Raff - A Handyman
I've got to... keep control...
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Brad Majors - A Hero
[after Dr. Scott charges through the wall]
Great Scott!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine
You killed them!
Magenta - A Domestic
But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff - A Handyman
THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
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Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
My vheels! My god, I can't move my vheels!
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Magenta - A Domestic
How sentimental.
Riff Raff - A Handyman
And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said that *we* were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading. But, you see, you are to remain here... in spirit, anyway.
Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
Great heavens! That's a laser!
Riff Raff - A Handyman
Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.
Brad Majors - A Hero
You mean, you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected.
Riff Raff - A Handyman
Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come. Say good-bye to all of this... and hello to oblivion.
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine
If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
Master, Rocky has broken his chain and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has just released the dogs.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Hmmm? Coming.
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Columbia - A Groupie
My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough. You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Brad, please, let's get out of here.
Brad Majors - A Hero
For God's sake, keep a grip on it, Janet.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
But it seems so unhealthy here.
Brad Majors - A Hero
It's just a party, Janet.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Well, I wanna go!
Brad Majors - A Hero
Well we can't go back to the car unless we get to a phone.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Well, ask the butler or someone!
Brad Majors - A Hero
Just a moment, Janet. We don't want to interfere with their celebration.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
[singing]
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
[Janet knees him in the balls and runs away]
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Lips
[last lines; in song]
Science fiction... double feature/Frank has built and... lost his creature/Darkness has conquered... Brad and Janet/The servants gone to... a distant planet/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night... double feature... picture show/I wanna go/Ah-ohh/To the late-night... double feature... picture show.
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Columbia - A Groupie
[singing]
I said hey listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity, but he locked the door and threw away the key.
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
Hello.
Brad Majors - A Hero
Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff - A Handyman
You're wet.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Yes, it's raining.
Brad Majors - A Hero
Yes.
Riff Raff - A Handyman
Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad Majors - A Hero
Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Riff Raff - A Handyman
This way.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Are you having a party?
Riff Raff - A Handyman
You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Oh, lucky him.
Magenta - A Domestic
You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Enchanté. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.
Brad Majors - A Hero
Hospitality? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, goddamnit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore!
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Brad Majors - A Hero
Ungrateful?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant.
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine
[singing]
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!
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Columbia - A Groupie
Ha! I've seen it.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman.
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Columbia - A Groupie
You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege.
Brad Majors - A Hero
Some people like you, maybe?
Columbia - A Groupie
Ha! I've seen it.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
One from the vaults... Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle.
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Magenta - A Domestic
I'm lucky, he's lucky, we're all lucky!
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Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
We've got to get out of this trap! Before this... decadence... saps our wills. I've got to be strong, und try to... hang on! Or else, my mind may well *snap*! Und my life... will be lived...
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Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
for ze *thrills*...
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be.
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Brad Majors - A Hero
[singing]
Dammit, Janet, I love you.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Because I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Do you have any tattoos?
Brad Majors - A Hero
[offended]
Certainly not!
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Magenta - A Domestic
Come along. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting.
[pause]
Magenta - A Domestic
Shift it!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
I don't want no dissension. Just dynamic tension.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
I'm a muscle fan.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
It was strange the way it happened. Suddenly... you get a break! All of the pieces seem to fit into place. What a sucker you've been, what a fool. The answer was there all the time. It took a small accident to make it happen. AN ACCIDENT! And that is how I discovered the secret. That elusive ingredient, that... spark that is the breath of life... yes I have that knowledge! I hold the key to life... ITSELF!
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Brad Majors - A Hero
I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. We'll just say where were are and go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
[singing]
Well, you got caught with a flat/well, how about that? Well babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night/it'll all seem all right. I'll get you a satanic mechanic! I'm just a sweet transvestite/from Transexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making a man/with blond hair and a tan. And he's good for relieving my tension. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Trasylvania.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. I know Brad is.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Well, really, that's no way to behave on your first day out. But, uhm, since you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive you.
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Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist
This sonic transducer, it is I suppose some kind of audio-vibratory-physio-molecular transport device?
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist Riff Raff. I will entertain... err...
[chortles, extending hand to Brad]
Brad Majors - A Hero
Brad Majors.
[Shakes hands firmly]
Brad Majors - A Hero
This is my fiancee, Janet Vice.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Weiss!
Brad Majors - A Hero
Weiss.
[Clears throat]
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Enchanté.
[Janet giggles]
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Lips
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Science fiction double feature/Dr. X will build a creature/See androids fighting Brad and Janet/Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet/ Whoa-oh-oh-oh/ At the late-night... double feature... picture show, in the back row.
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Richard M. Nixon
[On the car radio] I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as president, I must put the interests of America first. America needs a full time president, and a full time Congress...
[fades with dialog]
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Treat the cause, not the symptom!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs... Tried to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and legs. Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days I can make you a man.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
A weakling, weighing 98 pounds, will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground. And soon in the gym, with a determined chin. The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause. Will make him glisten and gleam. And with massage and just a little bit of steeeeeam... He'll be pink and quite clean. He'll be a strong man... Oh honey, but the wrong man.
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The Criminologist - An Expert
And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. And just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted... forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals, and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that is spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
[punishing Riff Raff for letting Rocky get away]
How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching!
Riff Raff - A Handyman
I was only away for a minute... master.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Well... see if you can find him, on the MONITOR!
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Lips
[singing]
I knew Leo G. Carroll / Was over a barrel when "Tarantula" took to the hills / And I really got hot / When I saw Janette Scott / Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills/ Dana Andrews said prunes / Gave him the runes / And passing them used lots of skills / But when worlds collide / Said George Pal to his bride / I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills...
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups. Do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand. When in just seven days - oh, baby - I can make you a man. He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs... Building up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs. Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days - I can make you a man.
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[after Frank discovers Janet and Rocky's lovemaking]
Magenta - A Domestic
Master, dinner is prepared!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Excellent. Under the circumstances, formal dress... is to be optional.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep makes me... ooo... shake! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand.
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Lips
[first lines; in song]
Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still / But he told us where we stand / And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear / Claude Rains was The Invisible Man...
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine
You're a hotdog!
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Oo, I know he has a certain naïve charm... but NO MUSCLE!
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Columbia - A Groupie
Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush.
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Janet Weiss - A Heroine
Stop! I mean, help! Brad. Oh, Brad!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this?
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Brad Majors - A Hero
Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet.
Janet Weiss - A Heroine
I'm coming with you! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, and you might never come back again.
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
You'd better leave while it is still possible. Go. Now.
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Magenta - A Domestic
Magenta - A Domestic, Columbia - A Groupie: Tell us about it, Janet!
[they laughing]
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Brad Majors - A Hero
I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses.
Ralph Hapschatt
Well to tell you the truth, Brad, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step the reactor power input three more points!
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Riff Raff - A Handyman
Master, master... we have a visitor.
Brad Majors - A Hero
Hey, Scotty!... Dr. Everett Scott.
Riff Raff - A Handyman
You know this earthling... this person?
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
I'm just a wild and untamed thing I'm just a bee with a deadly sting you get a hit and your mind goes ping.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
sining, i told you once i wont tell you twice, you better wise up janet weiss.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
[when Magenta and Columbia takes of his mummified head and gasps]
Oh! Rocky!
[lets out a guttural grunt]
Riff Raff - A Handyman
[cackling hen turning the wheel]
Rocky Horror - A Creation
[singing]
The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head.
[then grunts]
Rocky Horror - A Creation
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the THREAD!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist
You IDIOT!
[kicks Riff Raff in his butt]
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