The Right Kind of Wrong Movie Quotes
Leo Palamino
Writing and the pursuit of a woman, like any impossible dream, are not about immediate results. They're about telling the truth.
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Mandeep
Having her was worth losing her.
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Neil
You know, it is kind of sexist you thinking her kicking a football is cool.
Leo Palamino
It is cool.
Jill
[on a handglider]
Woo hu hooo.
Neil
My wife flies. That's cool.
Leo Palamino
Eh!
Neil
Also, she made my ballsack a Twitter account.
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Leo Palamino
But next time you try to lose yourself in some trauma-inducing sexual encounter, make sure the guy isn't in love with you.
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Leo Palamino
You wanna get a coffee sometime? Or drink, dance, charcuterie plate? Everyone's big into those these days.
Colette
This is my wedding.
Leo Palamino
We all have baggage.
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Mandeep
When I met Pooja, she was betrothed to a bricklayer's son cum internet millionaire.
Leo Palamino
So, what did you do?
Mandeep
Challenged him to a duel.
Leo Palamino
Jesus. You dueled him?
Mandeep
No, I just love how you believe any crazy shit I say about India.
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Neil
So, someone started a drinking game.
Leo Palamino
How's it work?
Neil
Well, it's very simple. They go into a pub. If you're in the pub, you're drinking and you say, "I love you," then they drink.
Mandeep
Hmm.
Mandeep
[together with Neil]
No no no no no no NOOOO no no no no no! No.
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Leo Palamino
But I love you!
[Everybody cheers and drinks]
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Chrissy
The beauty of nature will surprise you, if you look and listen.
[Kids sight Leo and Colette making love]
Binocular Kid
That really is awesome.
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Colette
[introducing her mother to some kids]
Kids... My manipulative mother, who thinks I won't be able to ignore her in front of you... who is wrong.
Tess
You're disturbing them. And on their special day. Now that's manipulative. That's how you do it.
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Tess
...because if you can disprove one thing a person in power says, people will question everything else they say.
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Julie Deere
I've been writing a blog about how much you suck.
Julie Deere
I've been writing a blog about how much you suck.
Leo Palamino
What's it called?
Julie Deere
Why You Suck dot net.
Julie Deere
Why You Suck dot net.
Leo Palamino
That's a clear title.
Julie Deere
Are you gonna read it?
Julie Deere
Are you gonna read it?
Leo Palamino
Nope.
Julie Deere
Our friends think it's hilarious. If you don't read it, I won't just email it with a password to people we know. I'll make it public.
Julie Deere
Our friends think it's hilarious. If you don't read it, I won't just email it with a password to people we know. I'll make it public.
Leo Palamino
Go nuts, Jules. Stuff it up your blog.
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Leo Palamino
Don't you have a school to be ridiculed at?
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Leo Palamino
I love that she doesn't like roses. They're the attorneys of the flower world, don't you think?
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Colette
Now, before I tell you about the bodies found under the floor when the hermit died, any questions?
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Leo Palamino
I don't want your balls on my phone.
Neil
If they say wise or hilarious things, you do.
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Danny Hart
We are adults, and adults do not "shit-kick."
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Sean Cooper
You just got popped, old man. And to teach you a lesson not to chase another man's wife, we're gonna stomp you, too.
Leo Palamino
[laughs]
Okay. Okay, 'cause I don't fight kids. Especially nice kids who are gonna grow up to do amazing things.
Bully Kid
Is that sarcasm?
Leo Palamino
Yeah. The way you're blindly following this dip-shit, I see remedial classes and meth mouth.
[the boy gang proceeds to stomp Leo]
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Tess
Well, if I were twenty years younger and not in a committed polyamorous relationship with some people in Anchorage, I would... I'd fuck ya.
Leo Palamino
That is the nicest thing the mother of anyone I've loved has ever said.
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Leo Palamino
You know, the right kind of wrong - for each other - is kind of what we weren't.
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