Wreck-It Ralph 2012 - Movie Quotes

King Candy [puts on glasses] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?

[Ralph yanks the glasses off and breaks them over Candy's head]

King Candy You hit a guy *with* glasses. That's... that's... well-played.

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[last lines]

Wreck-It Ralph Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?

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[Ralph hurtles down towards Diet Cola Mountain, preparing to sacrifice himself to save Vanellope and the rest of the game]

Wreck-It Ralph I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad!

[He looks at the cookie medal Vanellope gave him: "YOU'RE MY HERO"]

Wreck-It Ralph There's no-one I'd rather be... than me.

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Surge Protector Step aside, sir. Random security check.

Wreck-It Ralph Random, my behind. You always stop me.

Surge Protector I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?

Wreck-It Ralph Lara Croft.

Surge Protector Name?

Wreck-It Ralph Wreck-It Ralph.

Surge Protector And where you coming from?

Wreck-It Ralph Uh, "Pac-Man."

Surge Protector You bring any fruit with you?

Wreck-It Ralph [hides the giant cherries behind his back] No! No, no fruit.

Surge Protector Okay, then, where you headed?

Wreck-It Ralph Uh, "Fix-It Felix, Jr."

Surge Protector Anything to declare?

Wreck-It Ralph I hate you.

Surge Protector I get that a lot. Proceed.

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Fix-It Felix What's he say, what's he say...?

[imitating Ralph]

Fix-It Felix I'm gonna wreck it!

[Felix hits the prison bars with his hammer... which reappear, thicker and stronger]

Fix-It Felix Why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?

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[last lines]

Wreck-It Ralph [voice-over] But the best part of my day is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of "Sugar Rush," and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would.

[Over at Sugar Rush, Venellope wins her race, receives her trophy, and fist-bumps the girl playing the game]

Wreck-It Ralph Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me...

[Vanellope, holding her trophy, smiles and waves at Ralph. Ralph waves back, smiling contentedly]

Wreck-It Ralph How bad can I be?

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Sergeant Calhoun Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!

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[first lines]

Wreck-It Ralph My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see... I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. Got a bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else? Uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing's the name of the game. Literally. "Fix-It Felix, Jr." So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren't. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.

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[Ralph returns to Vanellope with the fixed go-kart]

Wreck-It Ralph I know, I know, I know. I'm an idiot.

Vanellope von Schweetz And?

Wreck-It Ralph A real numb-skull?

Vanellope von Schweetz And?

Wreck-It Ralph A selfish diaper-baby.

Vanellope von Schweetz AND?

Wreck-It Ralph A stinkbrain?

Vanellope von Schweetz The stinkiest brain ever.

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Sergeant Calhoun Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier?

Wreck-It Ralph No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?

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Wreck-It Ralph [Referring to his medal] I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.

Vanellope von Schweetz 'Hero's Doodie'? Pffffft!

[giggles loudly]

Wreck-It Ralph It's not that kind of duty!

Vanellope von Schweetz [Still laughing] I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'! What did ya get the medal for? Wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!

Wreck-It Ralph I don't have time for this.

Vanellope von Schweetz One more, one more. Why did the the hero flush the toilet?... Say why.

Wreck-It Ralph Why?

Vanellope von Schweetz Because it was his... doodie!

Wreck-It Ralph How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toot-sweet sister!

Vanellope von Schweetz Well unless you've got a kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.

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Wreck-It Ralph They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!

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[from trailer]

Vanellope von Schweetz What's your name?

Wreck-It Ralph Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.

Vanellope von Schweetz Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Wreck-It Ralph I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

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Sergeant Calhoun All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's "make your mamas proud" time!

Wreck-It Ralph I love my mamma!

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Sergeant Calhoun Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.

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Vanellope von Schweetz You know, you could just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.

Wreck-It Ralph I'm already happy. I've got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I've got a job to do, too. It may not be as fancy as being president, but it's my duty. And it's a BIG duty!

[Vanellope chuckles bashfully]

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Sonic the Hedgehog If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do, don't die! Because if you die outside of your own game, you don't regenerate. EVER! Game over.

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Fix-It Felix Do you have any idea what you put me through? Higgeldy-piggeldy, I ran all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then... I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful! But, she rebuffed my affections. And then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!

Wreck-It Ralph Felix, pull yourself together!

Fix-It Felix No, Ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.

Wreck-It Ralph Yes I do... That's every day of my life.

Fix-It Felix It is?

Wreck-It Ralph Which is why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I'm not! I'm just a bad guy. And I need your help. There's a little girl who's only hope is this cart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise, I will never try to be good again.

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[from trailer]

Wreck-It Ralph You're a winner!

Vanellope von Schweetz I'm a winner...

Wreck-It Ralph And you're adorable!

Vanellope von Schweetz I'm ADORABLE!

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Clyde Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?

Wreck-It Ralph I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.

Saitine Happy anniversary, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph Thanks Satan.

Saitine Uh, it's "Saitine".

Wreck-It Ralph Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.

[the Bad-Anon members gasp]

Cyborg You can't mess with the program, Ralph!

M. Bison You're not going Turbo, are you?

Wreck-It Ralph Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

Zombie Yes.

Clyde Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

Zangief Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.

Clyde Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.

Clyde Clyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.

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Sergeant Calhoun Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.

Fix-It Felix Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.

Brad [At the artillery range] You know, you are one dynamite gal.

[On a date]

Brad You are one dynamite gal.

[At a park]

Brad Dynamite gal.

[Proposing]

Brad Dynamite gal.

[At the wedding]

Brad Dynamite gal.

[the cy-bug bursts in and kills him]

Sergeant Calhoun NOOOOO!

[stops the ship]

Sergeant Calhoun Get out!

Fix-It Felix But... all I said is that you're a dynamite gal.

Sergeant Calhoun I said get out!

[Felix disembarks and Calhoun flies off alone]

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Sour Bill Now I remember.

[walking up to Vanellope]

Sour Bill All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.

Taffyta Muttonfudge I remember, she's our princess!

Candlehead Oh, that's right!

Taffyta Muttonfudge We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!

Rancis Fluggerbutter Yeah, those were... jokes!

Candlehead [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!

Vanellope von Schweetz Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.

Sugar Rush Racers *What?* No, no, no, please...

Fix-It Felix Oh, my land!

Sergeant Calhoun Oh! This place just got interesting.

Taffyta Muttonfudge [crying] I don't want to die!

Vanellope von Schweetz Ah, I'm just kidding.

Taffyta Muttonfudge You are?

Vanellope von Schweetz Stop crying, Taffyta.

Taffyta Muttonfudge [eyes streaming] I'm trying, but... it won't stop!

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Wreck-It Ralph Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.

[Bad-Anon members applaud]

Clyde Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.

Wreck-It Ralph Really?

Zangief Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.

Bad-Anon Members Hi Zangief.

Zangief I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy.

[Bad-Anon members agree]

Wreck-It Ralph Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.

Zombie Zombie! Bad guy!

Wreck-It Ralph Wreck-It Ralph, Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie.

Zombie Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.

Cyborg Yeah!

[Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]

Cyborg Inside here!

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Wreck-It Ralph What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?

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[from trailer]

Sergeant Calhoun "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!

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Wreck-It Ralph But right now, you have to fix this go-kart for me.

Fix-It Felix I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.

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Sergeant Calhoun This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!

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[in the middle of "Hero's Duty"]

Wreck-It Ralph I thought this would be like "Centipede"! When did video games become so violent and scary? Just let me out of here, please!

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Fix-It Felix Back when the arcade first opened, Turbo Time was by far the most popular game, and Turbo, he loved the attention. So when Road Blasters got plugged in and stole Turbo's thunder, boy was he jealous, so jealous, that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one. Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order, for good.

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Vanellope von Schweetz I'm gonna learn how to drive, I'm gonna learn how to...! Wait. Do *you* know how to drive?

Wreck-It Ralph Yeah...! I mean, I've never done it, but I flew a spaceship today!

Vanellope von Schweetz You crashed it.

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Vanellope von Schweetz Now, rise my royal chump! I've got a date with destiny.

[Ralph doesn't move]

Vanellope von Schweetz Ralph, come on. Move your molasses!

Wreck-It Ralph Um, I've been thinking...

Vanellope von Schweetz That's dangerous!

Wreck-It Ralph Who cares about this stupid race, anyway, right?

Vanellope von Schweetz Huh-huh. That's not very funny, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph No, I'm serious. And it was really fun to build the car and everything, but maybe... maybe you shouldn't do it.

Vanellope von Schweetz Uh, hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.

Wreck-It Ralph Look, what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer.

Vanellope von Schweetz What? Why would you...

[she notices that Ralph has his Hero's Duty medal back]

Vanellope von Schweetz Wait a minute.

[she grabs the medal]

Vanellope von Schweetz Where did you get this?

Wreck-It Ralph Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.

Vanellope von Schweetz King Candy? You sold me out?

Wreck-It Ralph No, I didn't... Listen, you don't understand.

Vanellope von Schweetz No, I understand plenty. Traitor!

[she throws the medal back at him]

Wreck-It Ralph I'm not a traitor. Listen.

Vanellope von Schweetz You're a rat! And I don't need you. And I can win the race on my own.

Wreck-It Ralph But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!

[He lifts her in the air]

Vanellope von Schweetz Put me down! Let me go!

Wreck-It Ralph No, you listen to me. You know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken.

Vanellope von Schweetz I don't care! You're a liar!

Wreck-It Ralph Well, you'd better care, because if your game goes out of order, you go down with the ship, little sister!

Vanellope von Schweetz I'm not listening to you! Get outta my way! I'm going to that race!

Wreck-It Ralph No, you're not!

[He hangs her by the collar from a tree branch]

Vanellope von Schweetz Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!

Wreck-It Ralph No! I'm doing this for your own good!

[He walks up to the cart, makes fists and raises his arms]

Vanellope von Schweetz Wait, wait, wait. No, no. No, no, no, no, no! Please, Ralph!

[He smashes the cart]

Vanellope von Schweetz No! Ralph, stop it!

[He continues smashing]

Vanellope von Schweetz Stop it! No!

[She sobs]

Vanellope von Schweetz You really are a bad guy.

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Wreck-It Ralph See ya later, President Fartfeathers.

Vanellope von Schweetz Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.

Wreck-It Ralph And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.

Vanellope von Schweetz Goodbye, Major Body Odor.

Wreck-It Ralph Hasta la vista, you...

Fix-It Felix Ralph!

Wreck-It Ralph All right, to be continued.

Vanellope von Schweetz Yeah!

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Wreck-It Ralph [enters the empty penthouse] Hello? Anybody home? Felix? Mary?

Gene [pouring himself a martini at the bar] Well, you actually went and did it.

Wreck-It Ralph Gene! Where is everybody?

Gene They're gone. After Felix went looking for you and then didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship.

Wreck-It Ralph But... but I'm here now.

Gene It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.

[he motions to the window; Ralph goes to the window and sees the "OUT OF ORDER" sign hung over the game console]

Wreck-It Ralph Oh!

Gene But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.

[Gene tosses the penthouse key to Ralph, then heads for the door]

Wreck-It Ralph Gene, wait! Wait! Listen, this is not what I wanted.

Gene Well, what did you want, Ralph?

Wreck-It Ralph I don't know, I just... I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.

Gene Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.

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Sergeant Calhoun The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.

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Fix-It Felix [goggles at Calhoun] Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING!

Sergeant Calhoun Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.

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[Ralph pounds a jawbreaker in rage]

Vanellope von Schweetz What a moron. Hey genius, it's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna break...

[Ralph cracks the jawbreaker]

Vanellope von Schweetz ...Huh.

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King Candy It's game over for both of you!

Wreck-It Ralph No... Just for me!

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Vanellope von Schweetz Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?

Wreck-It Ralph Uh, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

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[last words]

Turbo You fools! Why are you going into the lig...?

[gets hypnotized by the light and starts flying into it]

Turbo No... no... yes... no... don't... go into the light...!

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Wreck-It Ralph What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?

Sour Bill Nothing...

Wreck-It Ralph Talk!

Sour Bill No!

Wreck-It Ralph I'll lick you.

Sour Bill You wouldn't.

Wreck-It Ralph Oh, yeah?

[licks Bill]

Sour Bill Ugh! That's like sandpaper!

Wreck-It Ralph Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center.

Sour Bill I'll take it to my grave!

Wreck-It Ralph Fair enough.

[pops Bill into his mouth]

Wreck-It Ralph Mmm... they call you Sour Bill for a reason!

[takes him out]

Wreck-It Ralph Had enough yet?

Sour Bill Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!

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Vanellope von Schweetz [after a trial run] So how'd I do?

Wreck-It Ralph Uh... well, you almost blew up the whole mountain...

Vanellope von Schweetz Right, right. That's a good note.

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[Ralph is brought to Candy's castle]

King Candy Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph!

Wreck-It Ralph Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?

King Candy [laughs] Oh, please. No, I'm King Candy!

Wreck-It Ralph [looks around] I see you're a fan of pink.

King Candy Salmon! Salmon, that's obviously salm... what are you doing here?

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Surge Protector Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person.

Sergeant Calhoun "Sugar Rush." Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chickenhawk in a coop of crippled roosters.

Fix-It Felix What was that now?

Sergeant Calhoun What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!

[Felix looks at her blankly]

Sergeant Calhoun Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?

Fix-It Felix I can't say that I do, ma'am.

Sergeant Calhoun Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there?

Fix-It Felix Yes!

Sergeant Calhoun Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser!

Fix-It Felix Jeepers! Is she always this intense?

Kohut It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check, her wedding day.

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King Candy Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race.

Wreck-It Ralph *Why* are you people so against her?

King Candy I'm not against her! I'm trying to *protect* her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. And when they see her glitching and-and-and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. We'll be put out of order for good.

[Sugar Rush being unplugged, characters fleeing into Game Central Station]

King Candy All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch.

Vanellope von Schweetz [terrified, pounding on the barrier surrounding Sugar Rush] Help! Somebody come help!

[being sucked into a vortex]

Vanellope von Schweetz Noooooo!

King Candy And when the game's plug is pulled... she'll die with it.

Wreck-It Ralph You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her!

King Candy And... if they don't?

[Wreck-It Ralph sits down, dejected]

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Vanellope von Schweetz What's the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway?

Wreck-It Ralph The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage.

Vanellope von Schweetz Cool!

Wreck-It Ralph No, not cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... and that crummy medal, was going to change all that. I bring that baby home I'll get fireworks, ice sculptures, pies! Ah, it's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand.

Vanellope von Schweetz No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!

Wreck-It Ralph Well, guess what?

Vanellope von Schweetz What?

Wreck-It Ralph News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!

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Wreck-It Ralph Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz: Top shelf!

[fist-bump]

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Taffyta Muttonfudge King Candy says glitches can't race.

Vanellope von Schweetz I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixlexia, okay?

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Wreck-It Ralph [gives a cherry to the homeless Qbert and Co] Here you go, guys. It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man.

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[from trailer]

Vanellope von Schweetz I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's Doodie"!

[breaks into laughter]

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[repeated line]

Wreck-It Ralph I'm gonna wreck it!

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[repeated line]

Fix-It Felix I can fix it!

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[Vanellope is trapped in Sugar Rush, as the Cy-Bugs overrun it]

Vanellope von Schweetz It's okay, Ralph.

Sergeant Calhoun All right, Fix-It, that's everyone, now we've got to blow this exit!

[alarmed, Ralph looks at Vanellope]

Vanellope von Schweetz Just go. Go without me.

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Vanellope von Schweetz What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!

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[Ralph runs to the exit of "Sugar Rush," carrying Vanellope]

Vanellope von Schweetz Ralph, it's not gonna work...

Wreck-It Ralph We gotta try!

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Wreck-It Ralph I'm a wrecker, not a baker.

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Vanellope von Schweetz Everyone here says I'm just a mistake...

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Vanellope von Schweetz You really are a bad guy.

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Fix-It Felix It's my job to fix whatever Ralph wrecks!

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Vanellope von Schweetz [showing off her home in Diet Cola Mountain] Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers

[drifting into a sweet, syrupy voice]

Vanellope von Schweetz and I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.

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[repeated line]

Fix-It Felix Oh my LAND...

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Wreck-It Ralph It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal.

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Fix-It Felix [after Ralph abandoned the game] Everyone calm down. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again.

[a tram pulls up]

Fix-It Felix See, here he is now.

[Q*Bert hops out]

Fix-It Felix Why, it's Q*Bert! What brings you here, neighbor?

Q*Bert $;&?@#

Gene What's he saying, Felix?

Fix-It Felix Stand by. My Q*Bert-ese is a little rusty.

[Felix and Q*Bert exchange rounds of Q*Bert-ese]

Fix-It Felix Ralph's gone Turbo?

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King Candy Have some candy!

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Oreo Guards [King Candy's castle guards, singing a parody of "March of the Winkies" from The Wizard of Oz] O-re-o, oreee-o. O-re-o, oreee-o. O-re-o, oreee-o.

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Moppet Girl [trying to play "Fix-It Felix, Jr."] Mr. Litwak!

Mr. Litwak What's the matter, sweetheart?

Moppet Girl The game's busted.

Mr. Litwak [looks] Hmm, looks like the game's gone cuckoo... like my nana. Here's your quarter back, darling.

Moppet Girl But what about the game?

Mr. Litwak I'll have somebody come and look at it tomorrow. But if he can't fix it, then it may be time to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture... like my nana.

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[looking in the back room of Tapper's, Ralph pulls out red underwear]

Wreck-It Ralph Oh, come on Zangief... Gross!

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Turbo Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! I should thank you. But... it'd be more fun to kill you!

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Fix-It Felix Calm down, everybody! Ralph probably fell asleep in the washing-room of Tapper's again.

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King Candy [to Wreck-It Ralph] Is that a threat I smell? Whooo... beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from!

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King Candy Stop in the name of the king!

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[from trailer]

Fix-It Felix Ralph abandoned his game!

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Wreck-It Ralph Turbo? So THAT'S REALLY YOU!

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Wreck-It Ralph [takes Calhoun's hoverboard] Let me borrow this, lady!

[to Vanellope]

Wreck-It Ralph Stay with Felix!

Vanellope von Schweetz Ralph, where are you going?

Wreck-It Ralph I've got some wrecking to do!

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Yuni Verse [in the Dance Dance Revolution X2 arcade game, she stops dancing when Yuni realizes Mr. Litwek has left his Family Fun Center for the night] All clear! The arcade is closed.

Ryu [doing his power move at Ken in the Street Fighter II arcade game] Shoryuken!

Ryu Whoo! What a day. So, you want to head to Tappers, Ken?

Ken If you're buying, buddy.

[Ryu and Ken leaves their game behind]

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Taffyta Muttonfudge Stay sweet!

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King Candy And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I'll lock you in my Fungeon!

Wreck-It Ralph "Fungeon"?

King Candy Fun-Dungeon. It's a play on words. Get it?

[Ralph stares blankly]

King Candy A play on... never mind!

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Moppet Girl [unable to play "Wreck-It Ralph"] Where's the Wrecking guy?

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[from trailer]

Wreck-It Ralph I'm not leaving you here alone!

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[from trailer]

Sergeant Calhoun Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?

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[repeated Line]

Turbo Turbo-Tastic!

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Vanellope von Schweetz [as Ralph pounds out a track] Hey, what are you doing? Come on! I know it's a dump, but it's all I got.

Wreck-It Ralph If you're gonna be a racer, you're gonna have to learn how to drive. And you can't do that without a track.

Vanellope von Schweetz Whoa!

Wreck-It Ralph All right now, let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do.

Vanellope von Schweetz I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna - oh wait, do you know how to drive?

Wreck-It Ralph Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but - look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?

Vanellope von Schweetz You crashed it.

Wreck-It Ralph Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay, uh, start it up.

[She presses the starter button and the engine starts]

Wreck-It Ralph There we go. So, there's some buttons on the floor.

Vanellope von Schweetz Pedals.

Wreck-It Ralph Pedals, right. Now, uh...

[He presses the gas pedal and the engine revs]

Wreck-It Ralph That's the "go" pedal.

[He presses the brake pedal and the brakes squeak]

Wreck-It Ralph That, I believe, is the stopper. And this...

[He presses the clutch and nothing happens]

Wreck-It Ralph Wait, what is this? That doesn't do anything.

Vanellope von Schweetz Ooh, what's this joystick do?

[She moves the stick shift and the cart jumps into gear and shoots forward, knocking Ralph down]

Wreck-It Ralph Okay, good. Let's try that again.

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[Warning sign inside Diet Cola Mountain: Beware of Falling Mentos]

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Turbo Welcome to the boss level!

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[Mr. Litwak opens the arcade for business]

Mr. Litwak Morning, kids, come on in! Good to see you, good to see you...

[to a grandfather accompanying the kids, winking]

Mr. Litwak You too, little fella.

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Fix-It Felix Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.

Norwood Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top.

Mary Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. Norwood's is red velvet.

Norwood Guilty!

Mary And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, and for Felix...

[Ralph looks for his figurine, and finds himself in the mud, looking like some sort of deranged troll]

Wreck-It Ralph [His face sinks] Hey, Mary. Um... What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?

Mary Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.

Wreck-It Ralph I've never been real fond of chocolate.

Mary Well, I did not know that.

Wreck-It Ralph One other little thing. I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here...

[Ralph picks up the little Ralph figurine. He puts him on the roof, smooshing the cake a little.]

Mary [shocked] My cake!

Wreck-It Ralph ...might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.

[Ralph pushes an ugly smile onto his figurine's face]

Wreck-It Ralph See that? Look at that smile.

Gene No, no, no. You see, Ralph, there's no room for you up here.

[Gene knocks Little Ralph back into the mud. Then Ralph chuckles]

Wreck-It Ralph Well, what about this? We can make room. Here. We can take turns. Easy.

[Ralph puts Little Ralph back on top of the cake and slams Little Felix into the mud instead. The Nicelanders Gasped]

Fix-It Felix How about we just eat the cake!

Gene Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal!

Wreck-It Ralph Well, then how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world, Gene?

[Ralph rips the medal off, breaking the delicate fireworks, and puts it on little Ralph]

Gene [suspiciously] Now you're just being ridiculous; only good guys win medals, and YOU sir are no good guy.

Wreck-It Ralph [angrily] I could be a good guy if I wanted to, and I could win a medal.

Gene Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us.

[Gene takes Ralph off the cake]

Wreck-It Ralph And then would you finally let me be on the top of the cake with you guys?

Gene If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the PENTHOUSE! But it will never happen, because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building.

[Gene took off Ralph's look and rips the medal off little Ralph, puts it on little Felix, and puts Felix back on the top]

Wreck-It Ralph No, I'm not.

Gene Yes, you are.

Wreck-It Ralph No, I'm NOT!

[Ralph slams his fist down right on the cake. SMASH! Chunks of cake and frosting cover the Nicelanders. Pac-Man stops eating. His mouth falls open in shock]

Gene Yes, you are.

Wreck-It Ralph All right, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal. Oh I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. A medal so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! And good night. Thank you for the party.

[Ralph exits, smashing a hole in the other side of the door]

Roy Is he serious?

Gene Oh please, where is a Bad Guy gonna win a medal? Of course he's not serious.

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Fix-It Felix Why, it's Q*Bert! What brings you here, neighbour?

Q*Bert [in Q*Berteze] I have some important news for you.

Gene [in English] What's he saying, Felix?

Fix-It Felix Stand by, my Q*Berteze is a little rusty.

[in Q*Berteze]

Fix-It Felix What sort of news will you tell us, dear Q*Bert?

Q*Bert It's about Wreck-it Ralph.

Fix-It Felix Coming back from Tapper's?

Q*Bert I don't think he'll come back any time soon.

Fix-It Felix [gasps] What are you saying?

Q*Bert Ralph's gone Turbo!

Fix-It Felix [in English] Ralph's gone Turbo?

[everyone gasps]

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[from trailer]

Wreck-It Ralph Everything changes, NOW!

[runs]

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[Litwak hangs an OUT OF ORDER sign on the screen. The Nicelanders run out of the building and watch in horror as the sign eclipses the arcade light]

Gene Ladies and gentlemen, we're... out of order.

Mary Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!

Roy They're gonna pull our plug!

[Everyone panicked and Felix forced positivity to the Nicelanders]

Fix-It Felix Okay, everybody, calm down. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again.

[They heard a bell ringing in the distance]

Fix-It Felix See? There he is now.

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Wreck-It Ralph Movie Quotes