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Paul Kerr Be reasonable, why would I try to kill myself? I'm rich and I'm Scottish, it doesn't get better than that.

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Paul Kerr I'm warning you, if this is a Jehovah's witness, he's about to witness your ass getting kicked.

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Paul Kerr I just think its amazing that I bought a house so close to here. It's like Kermit!

Rebecca Edmonds You mean kismet, Kermit's a frog you idiot!

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Olivia Edmonds You got any other kids?

Paul Kerr No... you?

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Paul Kerr [putting down a whiskey] I'm not stopping. I'm having one later, ok.

Digger That's the ticket. One day at a time.

Paul Kerr Yeah, yeah. Cumbaya to you too.

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Paul Kerr [after Digger kicks a ball wide of the goal] Maybe it's time you take up knitting.

Digger Yeah, well maybe it's time you started the amends process, mate.

Paul Kerr Hey, I got her pregnant and left her to raise the kid on her own. How do you make amends for that, eh?

Digger I don't know. A nice bunch of flowers. Box of chocolates.

Paul Kerr [sarcasticly] Flowers and a box of chocolates, why didn't I think of that? Problem solved!

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Paul Kerr The chocolates are for you and the flowers are for Rebecca, your mum. Unless you want the flowers. And we can give her the chocolates. Or you could have them both and we could get her something else entirely. You know, like a bottle of wine or a fruit basket or some sort of cheese.

Olivia Edmonds That will be lovely for both of us. We'll fight over them later.

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[Digger shushes Paul after they're woken by someone ringing the doorbell and knocking in the middle of the night]

Paul Kerr [whispering] Who is it?

Digger [whispering] It might be burglars.

Paul Kerr [whispering] They don't usually ring the bell.

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Paul Kerr What's there in Loch Ness apart from the obvious?

Digger Well, the thing is, I've got a girl up there.

Paul Kerr You never mentioned that.

Digger Well I thought you'd laugh.

Paul Kerr Thought I'd laugh because you've got a girlfriend at Loch Ness. Why? Is her name Nessie?

Digger Well, that's the thing, yeah. Her name's Nessie, Nessie McDonald.

Paul Kerr Oh

[hides his face trying not to laugh]

Digger How dare you.

Paul Kerr [bursts into laughter] You're kidding me.

[Digger starts laughing as well]

Paul Kerr It's a lovely name. Sorry.

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Graham So, don't go trying to kill yourself again.

Drew Apart from anything else, it's against the law.

Graham It's illegal see?

Paul Kerr No, I won't. Too many interesting things going on.

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Rebecca Edmonds I don't want her to be a singer.

Paul Kerr It's too late, she already is.

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Drew [discussing what could happen in Paul were in the psych ward permanently] I definitely don't want any bloody kids coming here and stealing cars and such.

Graham Well that's exactly what might happen. Or worse.

Mary What could be worse?

Graham What if the place were bought by an American?

[everyone gives a horrified gasp]

Drew It's our duty as a community to gather round one of our number who has hit a dark patch on life's long and winding road.

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Paul Kerr [to the man who keeps playing the same note on the piano as he's added a second note] Ok, that's better, but it's still crap. You see, the piano is capable of producing music of atmospheric and incandescent beauty. You, my friend, are turning it into an instrument of unspeakable torture.

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Paul Kerr Ok, what? What is it? Who are you? Some kind of born-again Christian talk you out of suicide squad?

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Paul Kerr [after meeting Olivia and Mary pretending to be his wife] I'm having a very strange day.

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Rebecca Edmonds You can't light a fire in my driveway!

Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS You can't eat a raw chicken!

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Digger [re: Dolly the llama] Looks like a gay sheep.

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Paul Kerr Hello, who are you?

Dr. Bridget You don't recognise your father-in-law?

Paul Kerr My, god, Dad! I didn't recognise you in the leather trousers.

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Drew Pretending to be a loony's wife to spring him from hospital? Yes, I suspect that's highly illegal!

Graham Oh, so we could have you arrested for not arresting us.

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Rebecca Edmonds Why are you always asking me for money?

Olivia Edmonds I'm a teenager. It's our thing.

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Digger I outta kick your ass for killing an innocent motorcycle.

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Rebecca Edmonds It wasn't what you think.

Olivia Edmonds It was. It was Paul Kerr, my father. He didn't want his kid around cramping his style.

Rebecca Edmonds No.

Olivia Edmonds My father didn't want me.

Rebecca Edmonds He doesn't know.

Olivia Edmonds Olivia Edmonds, Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: What?

Rebecca Edmonds Well, what if he'd taken you away with all his fancy lawyers and given you one of those stupid popstar kids' names, like Flowerbell or-or Moonbeam or-or Kipper or something?

Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS You would have grown up the child of somebody famous. Would that be a good idea? Julian Lennon, Victoria Sellers... Mickey Humperdink?

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Paul Kerr I don't want a psychiatrist, I want a proper doctor. And morphine.

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Dr. Bridget You drove your motorcycle through a second floor window in your house. Would you call that the act of a sane man?