Kinoafisha Films Laura Laura Movie Quotes

Laura Movie Quotes

Shelby Carpenter I don't know a lot about anything, but I know a little about practically everything.

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Waldo Lydecker I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.

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Shelby Carpenter I can afford a blemish on my character, but not on my clothes.

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Waldo Lydecker In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.

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Mark McPherson I must say, for a charming, intelligent girl, you certainly surrounded yourself with a remarkable collection of dopes.

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Waldo Lydecker I'm not kind, I'm vicious. It's the secret of my charm.

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Waldo Lydecker My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.

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Waldo Lydecker Love is eternal. It has been the strongest motivation for human actions throughout history. Love is stronger than life. It reaches beyond the dark shadow of death.

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Waldo Lydecker You'd better watch out, McPherson, or you'll finish up in a psychiatric ward. I doubt they've ever had a patient who fell in love with a corpse.

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Mark McPherson [about the list of suspects] You know you are on the list too.

Waldo Lydecker Good. It would insult me to be overlooked.

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[first lines]

Waldo Lydecker [narrating off screen] I shall never forget the weekend Laura died. A silver sun burned through the sky like a huge magnifying glass. It was the hottest Sunday in my recollection. I felt as if I were the only human being left in New York. For with Laura's horrible death, I was alone. I, Waldo Lydecker, was the only one who really knew her, and I had just begun to write Laura's story when another of those detectives came to see me. I had him wait. I could watch him through the half-open door.

[clock chimes]

Waldo Lydecker I noted that his attention was fixed upon my clock. There was only one other in existence, and that was in Laura's apartment, in the very room where she was murdered.

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Waldo Lydecker I cannot stand these morons any longer. If you don't come with me this instant, I shall run amok.

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Mark McPherson Nice little place you have here, Mr. Lydecker.

Waldo Lydecker It's lavish, but I call it home.

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Waldo Lydecker Have you ever been in love?

Mark McPherson A doll in Washington Heights once got a fox fur outta me.

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Waldo Lydecker I just dropped in to inquire about the state of your health? Insipid, I hope.

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Waldo Lydecker [Scene deleted from theater version and restored in 1990] She was quick to seize upon anything that would improve her mind or her appearance. Laura had innate breeding, but she deferred to my judgment and taste. I selected a more attractive hairdress for her. I taught her what clothes were more becoming to her. Through me, she met everyone: The famous and the infamous. Her youth and beauty, her poise and charm of manner captivated them all. She had warmth, vitality. She had authentic magnetism. Wherever we went, she stood out. Men admired her; women envied her. She became as famous as Waldo Lydecker's walking stick and his white carnation.

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Mark McPherson I suspect nobody and everybody.

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Waldo Lydecker How singularly innocent I look this morning.

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Mark McPherson Yeah, dames are always pulling a switch on you.

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Mark McPherson When a dame gets killed, she doesn't worry about how she looks.

Waldo Lydecker Will you stop calling her a dame?

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Shelby Carpenter I knew there was something on my mind. Ah yes, will you dine with me tomorrow night?

Laura Hunt Yes.

Shelby Carpenter No, it's not that - it's the next night. And what about three weeks from tonight? And all the nights in between?

Laura Hunt Shelby, you talk as if I had no other engagements!

Shelby Carpenter And two months from now? And the month after that?

Laura Hunt What about next year?

Shelby Carpenter Oh, that's all settled. What about breakfast?

Laura Hunt What about dancing?

Shelby Carpenter What about lunch? Beautiful lunches, day after day after day?

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Waldo Lydecker I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves.

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Shelby Carpenter I forgot to tell you, I also read palms, I swallow swords, I mend my own socks, I never eat garlic or onions, what more could you want of a man?

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Waldo Lydecker If you come a little bit closer, my boy, I can just crack your skull with my stick.

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Waldo Lydecker Let's not be psychiatric. But in a word, yes.

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Waldo Lydecker Murder is my favorite crime.

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Mark McPherson Were you in love with Laura Hunt, Mr. Lydecker? Was she in love with you?

Waldo Lydecker Laura considered me the wisest, the wittiest, the most interesting man she'd ever met. I was in complete accord with her on that point. She thought me also the kindest, the gentlest, most sympathetic man in the world.

Mark McPherson Did you agree with her there, too?

Waldo Lydecker McPherson, you won't understand this, but I tried to become the kindest, gentlest, the most sympathetic man in the world.

Mark McPherson Have any luck?

Waldo Lydecker Let me put it this way: I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbors' children devoured by wolves.

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[last lines]

Waldo Lydecker Goodbye, Laura.

Waldo Lydecker [narrating off screen] Goodbye, my love.

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Ann Treadwell Are you as interested in McPherson as he is in you?

Laura Hunt But Ann, I only met him last night.

Ann Treadwell That's more than long enough sometimes. Anyway, he's better for you than Shelby. Anybody is. Shelby's better for me.

Laura Hunt Why?

Ann Treadwell 'Cause I can afford him and understand him. He's no good, but he's what I want. I'm not a nice person, Laura. Neither is he. He knows I know he's just what he is. He also knows that I don't care. We belong together because we're both weak and can't seem to help it. That's why I know he's capable of murder. He's like me.

[Laura turns to look at her, shocked]

Ann Treadwell No, dear, I didn't. But I thought of it.

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Bessie Clary I ain't afraid of cops. I was brought up to spit whenever I saw one.

Mark McPherson OK, go ahead and spit if that'll make you feel better.

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Waldo Lydecker [to McPherson after he walks through the door unannounced] Haven't you heard of science's newest triumph, the doorbell?

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Mark MacPherson On Saturday when our men went to the hotel to tell you that Laura Hunt was dead you seemed sincerely shocked.

Shelby Carpenter I was. I hadn't expected that mistake.

Mark MacPherson But you had your alibi ready no matter who was dead.

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Laura Hunt [Explaining why she broke a promise] You forced me to give you my word. I never have been and I never will be bound by anything I don't do of my own free will.

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Shelby Carpenter For the last time, Louise, will you marry me?

Louise, Ann's Cook No, but I cooked some chicken liver for you.

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Mark McPherson I suspect nobody and everybody. I am strictly trying to get at the truth.

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Waldo Lydecker Good evening.

Shelby Carpenter Hello, darling, I didn't expect to see you tonight.

Waldo Lydecker There you are, my dear. In a moment of supreme disaster, he's trite.

Shelby Carpenter You've been reading too many melodramas, Waldo.

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Waldo Lydecker It was Jacoby, who had recently painted her portrait. I never liked the man. He was so obviously conscious of looking more like an athlete than an artist. I sat up the rest of the night writing a column about him. I demolished his affectations, exposed his camouflaged imitations of better painters, ridiculed his theories. I did it for her, knowing Jacoby was unworthy of her. It was a masterpiece because it was a labor of love.

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Waldo Lydecker Look around. Is this the home of a dame? Look at her.

Mark McPherson Not bad.

Waldo Lydecker Jacoby was in love with her when he painted it... But he never captured her vibrance, her warmth.

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Waldo Lydecker Will you please stop dawdling with that infernal puzzle? It's getting on my nerves.

Mark McPherson I know, but it keeps me calm.

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Laura Hunt By stooping so low you only degrade yourself.

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Waldo Lydecker [about Laura] I read my articles to her. The way she listened was more eloquent than speech.

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Mark McPherson Why did you say they played Brahms's First and Beethoven's Ninth at the concert Friday night? They changed the program at the last minute and played nothing but Sibelius.

Shelby Carpenter I suppose I should have told you in the first place. You see, I'd been working on that advertising campaign with Laura. Well, we'd been working so hard, I just couldn't keep my eyes open. I didn't hear a note at the concert. I fell asleep.

Waldo Lydecker Next he'll produce photographic evidence of his dreams.

Shelby Carpenter I know it sounds suspicious, but I'm resigned to that by now. I'm a natural-born suspect just because I'm not the conventional type.

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Waldo Lydecker [Music starts playing] Would you mind turning that off?

Mark McPherson Why? Don't you like it?

Shelby Carpenter It was one of Laura's favorites. Not exactly classical, but sweet.

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Laura Hunt It was a terrible shock, poor darling.

Mark McPherson Don't tell me you're in love with him too?

Shelby Carpenter Look here fella, you're not to talk that way to Miss Hunt.

Mark McPherson Shut up.

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Laura Hunt No man is ever going to hurt me again. No one. Not even you.

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Waldo Lydecker [sitting next to McPherson] This was our table, Laura's and mine. We spent many quiet evenings here together. I remember we dined here the night before her 22nd birthday. Just we two, happy, making plans for her future.

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Laura Hunt But you write about people with such real understanding and sentiment. That's what makes your column so good.

Waldo Lydecker Sentiment comes easily at 50 cents a word.

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Waldo Lydecker [to McPherson] Have you sublet this apartment? You're here often enough to pay rent.

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Waldo Lydecker It's a wonder you don't come here like a suitor, with roses and a box of candy; drugstore candy of course.

Waldo Lydecker Have you ever dreamed of Laura as your wife... by your side at the policeman's ball or in the bleachers... or listening to the heroic story of how you got a silver shinboneshinbone... from a gun battle with a gangster? I see you have.

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Waldo Lydecker Haven't you any sense of privacy?

Mark McPherson Murder victims have no claim to privacy.

Waldo Lydecker Have detectives who buy portraits of murder victims a claim to privacy?

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Mark McPherson Haven't you seen the papers? Where have you been?

Laura Hunt Up in the country. I don't get a newspaper.

Mark McPherson Haven't you got a radio?

Laura Hunt It was broken.

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Waldo Lydecker I object to you prying into Laura's letters... especially those from me.

Mark McPherson Why? Yours are the best in the bunch.

Waldo Lydecker Thanks. But I didn't write them to you.

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Mark MacPherson [to Laura] You better take off those wet clothes. You might catch cold.

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Shelby Carpenter I approve of that hat.

Laura Hunt You do?

Laura Hunt Mm-hmm. And the girl in it too.

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Waldo Lydecker Two or three things in here belong to me. This vase, for instance... and that clock, of course... and the antique fire screen. I only lent them to Laura, you know. This vase is the gem of my collection. I intend to have it back. And the clock and the screen too.

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Shelby Carpenter Well, I rather thought you'd want to ask me some questions.

Mark McPherson Oh, yes. What did they play at the concert Friday night?

Shelby Carpenter Oh, Brahms's First and Beethoven's Ninth.

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Bessie Clary Her letters. And her private diary. You've been reading them, pawing over them. It's a shame in the face of the dead. That's what it is. It's a shame.

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Mark McPherson [about a bottle in Laura's liquor cabinet] But she never bought cheap stuff like that; not a lady like Miss Hunt.

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Bessie Clary [about Laura] And it wasn't only on account of the thousand sweet things she done for me. It was because she was so sweet herself... because she was a real fine lady.

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Waldo Lydecker You seem to be completely disregarding something more important than your career.

Laura Hunt What?

Waldo Lydecker My lunch.

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