Cellular Movie Quotes
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Jessica Martin
I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan
I do. Don't ever call me again.
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[after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass]
Jessica Martin
Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.
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Ryan
"Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?
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Ryan
You know, it does me no good to hand over the video tape and then you guys turn around and take us out.
Greer
I swore I wouldn't do that.
Ryan
Like you swore "to protect and serve"?
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Jack Tanner
I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head.
Mooney
It's a *day spa*, you fuck.
[Mooney hesitates, then shows Tanner Ryan's cell phone, front facing Tanner's face]
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Dmitri
No, I don't see him.
Ethan
He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot.
[looks through his binoculars and sees various people on cell phones]
Dmitri
Everybody's on a cell phone.
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[Ryan accidentally dials an artist on a payphone at Santa Monica Pier trying to reach Jessica's kidnappers]
Ryan
I got what you're looking for.
Vietnamese Artist
Oh?
Ryan
Yeah.
Vietnamese Artist
Okay, and what I do for it?
Ryan
What?
Vietnamese Artist
What I do for what I looking for? You tell me now.
Ryan
Wait, who's this? What number did I call?
Vietnamese Artist
You call me on the payphone. You waste my time. I have pictures to draw.
Ryan
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Chill out.
Vietnamese Artist
No, you don't tell me what to chill. My mother tell me to chill. I sit here, I draw people telling me to chill out all the time. You don't tell me what to chill. I chill you.
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[Mooney shoots someone for the first time in his entire career]
Mooney
27 years. 27 years without this shit!
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WLSUU2 Lawyer
[trying to get his car out of the impound lot]
Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"
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[after he views the tape]
Ryan
I'm a dead man.
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[Talking to the fake Jessica Martin]
Mooney
We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you?
[Chuckles]
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[Greer has Ryan pinned down and is about to shoot him]
Mooney
Let him up.
[Greer looks up and sees Mooney pointing a gun at him]
Ryan
Help me. They're dirty cops!
Greer
He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me.
Mooney
I said, "Let him up."
Greer
You're going to believe this lying piece of shit over a cop?
Mooney
It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up.
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Ryan
Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car.
WLSUU2 Lawyer
Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you do something awful like that?
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[first lines]
Ricky Martin
Mom, will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school?
Jessica Martin
Hmm... You never know. Why?
Ricky Martin
'Cause I think it'd be kind of weird to have your mom as a teacher.
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Ryan
From here on out, you do as I say, exactly as I say. Or I slap this bitch on "Nightline" and call it a day, okay?
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Chad
[seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out]
Haha - that sucks.
[Ryan shoves the box at him]
Chad
No way! This sucks more!
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Ryan
Excuse me, are you a detective?
Detective Looking Guy
Detective? I'm a freaking victim here. Detective? Those freaks dragged me down here. And they're supposed to read me my rights.
[Ryan takes off]
Detective Looking Guy
And they - hey, where you going, you little punk?
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WLSUU2 Lawyer
[after Ryan swerves his car in front of him]
What the hell is your problem, man? What the hell is your problem? You want to tussle?
WLSUU2 Lawyer
Oh snaps.
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Jessica Martin
[screaming and hitting Ethan as he threatens to kill her son]
He's a baby, you bastard! He's a baby, he's a baby!
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Jessica Martin
When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer
You better hope they didn't.
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WLSUU2 Lawyer
[Talking on his cell phone]
I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds.
[Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan]
WLSUU2 Lawyer
Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?
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Chad
[greeting girls at the pier]
Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples.
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[talking to Ryan on a payphone]
Chad
Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.
Chad
I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits.
[to two girls that pass him by]
Chad
Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.
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[Ryan records Chloe with his cellular while she speaks]
Chloe
See? This is exactly why I broke up with you in the first place. You are irresponsible, self-centered, completely childish and... look, I need to move on.
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Ryan
It's Chloe!
Chad
No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!
Ryan
I'm just gonna say "hi."
Chad
You're not gonna say "hi."
Ryan
No "hi"?
Chad
No "hi."
Ryan
I can't say...
Chad
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Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!
Ryan
You're right.
Chad
Be strong.
Ryan
You're right.
Chad
Yeah.
Ryan
Thank you.
Chad
All right.
[he gets distracted by girls in bikinis]
Chad
Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?
[Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe]
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