The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014 - Movie Quotes

Thorin Oakenshield [last words]

Thorin Oakenshield [to Bilbo] Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books... and your armchair... plant your trees, watch them grow. If more people... valued home above gold... this world would be a merrier... place...

Bilbo Baggins No! No, no, no! No! Thorin! Thorin... don't you dare!

[cradles Thorin, who has already died]

Bilbo Baggins Thorin... hold on. Hold on. Look. The Eagles. The Eagles. The Eagles are here. Thorin!

[realizing Thorin's dead]

Bilbo Baggins The Ea -

[breaks down and begins to weep]

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[From trailer]

Bilbo Baggins One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who survived... and those that did not.

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Legolas I can not go back.

Thranduil Where will you go?

Legolas I do not know.

[pause]

Thranduil Go to the North. Meet with the Dunedain. There is a young Ranger among them. His father, Arathorn, was a good man. His son may grow to be a great one.

Legolas What is his name?

Thranduil He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name, you must discover for yourself.

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Thranduil If I am not mistaken, this is the Halfing who stole the keys to my dungeon right from under the nose of my guards.

Bilbo Baggins Yesh. Sorry about that.

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[From trailer]

Bard Will you have peace, or war?

Thorin Oakenshield I will have war!

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[Bilbo starts off home, speaking only to Balin]

Bilbo Baggins Could you tell the others I say goodbye?

Balin Tell them yourself.

[Bilbo sees that the Company has come to see him off]

Bilbo Baggins If you ever pass through Bag End, tea is at four. You are welcome ANY time. Don't bother knocking!

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[From trailer]

Saruman Leave Sauron to me!

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Gandalf You'll never make it!

Bilbo Baggins Why not?

Gandalf Because they will see you coming, and kill you!

Bilbo Baggins No, they won't. They won't see me.

Gandalf It's out of the question! I won't allow it!

Bilbo Baggins I'm not asking you to allow it, Gandalf.

[goes off]

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Thranduil Your mother loved you, Legolas, more than anything. More than life itself.

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[last lines]

[Bilbo hears a knocking at his door]

Old Bilbo No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!

Gandalf What about very old friends?

[a pleased Bilbo goes to greet Gandalf]

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Thorin Oakenshield I am so sorry... that I have lead you to such peril...

[coughs]

Bilbo Baggins No! I am glad to have shared in your perils, Thorin. Each and every one of them. It is far more than any Baggins deserves!

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Thranduil You started this, Mithrandir. You will forgive me if I finish it.

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Gandalf [to army] You have but one question to answer: How shall this day end?

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Gandalf You are a very fine fellow, Mr Baggins, and I am very fond of you. But you are really just a little fellow, in a wide world.

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Galadriel [banishes Sauron] You have no power here, servant of Morgoth! You are nameless, faceless, formless. Go back to the void from whence you came!

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Dwalin You sit here, in these vast halls, with a crown upon your head, and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been.

Thorin Oakenshield Do not speak to me as if I were some lowly dwarf...

[weeping]

Thorin Oakenshield as if I were still Thorin Oakenshield.

[angrily draws his sword]

Thorin Oakenshield I AM YOUR KING!

Dwalin You were always my king. You used to know that once. But you cannot see what you have become.

Thorin Oakenshield Get out before I kill you.

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Elrond [to Sauron] You should have stayed dead.

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Dwalin [From trailer] Bilbo was right. You cannot see what you have become.

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Legolas [at Gundabad] In another age, our people waged war on those lands. My mother died there. My father does not speak of it. There is no grave. No memory. Nothing.

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Tauriel [Thranduil arrives at the top of Ravenhill to find Tauriel crying over Kili's body] They want to bury him.

Thranduil Yes.

Tauriel If this is love, I do not want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

Thranduil [sadly] Because it was real.

Tauriel [Tauriel cradles Kili's hand in hers and leans down to kiss him]

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[the White Council appears to aid Gandalf]

Saruman [to Galadriel] Are you in need of assistance, my lady?

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Gandalf My lord! Dispatch this force to Ravenhill, the Dwarves are about to be overrun! Thorin must be warned!

Thranduil By all means, warn him. I have spent enough Elvish blood in defense of this accursed land. No more!

[leaves]

Gandalf [desperate] Thranduil!

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Bilbo Baggins [From trailer] You've won the Mountain. Is that not enough?

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Thorin Oakenshield [From trailer] Everything I did, I did for them.

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Legolas [sees a flock of giant bats] These bats are bred for one purpose... for war!

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[Thorin attempts to throw Bilbo from Erebor's roughly rebuilt ramparts]

Gandalf If you don't like my burglar, then please, don't damage him! Return him to me!

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Bilbo Baggins You are changed, Thorin! The Dwarf I met in Bag End would never have gone back on his word! Would never have doubted the loyalty of his kin!

Thorin Oakenshield Do not speak to me of loyalty. Throw him from the rampart!

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Bilbo Baggins [From trailer] When faced with death, what can anyone do?

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Thranduil [From trailer] I came to reclaim something of mine.

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Gandalf Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.

[looks at Bilbo]

Gandalf Well, almost all of us.

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Gandalf [From trailer] This was the last move in a master plan. A plan long in the making.

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Bard [to Thorin] You brought upon them only ruin and death.

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Smaug [to Bard] Is that your child? You cannot save him from the fire! He will BURN!

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Bilbo Baggins [From trailer] Thorin. You gave a promise.

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Tauriel [to Thranduil] There is no love in your heart!

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[Bilbo, sitting alone, reaches into his pocket]

Thorin Oakenshield What is that in your hand?

Bilbo Baggins [startled] It-it's nothing.

Thorin Oakenshield Show me!

[Bilbo opens his hand, revealing an acorn]

Bilbo Baggins I picked it up in Beorn's garden.

Thorin Oakenshield You've carried it all this way?

Bilbo Baggins I'm going to plant it in my garden, in Bag End.

Thorin Oakenshield It's a poor prize to take back to the Shire.

Bilbo Baggins One day it'll grow. And every time I look at it, I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad... and how lucky I am that I made it home.

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Bard [to Thranduil after failing to negotiate with Thorin] He will give us nothing.

Thranduil Such a pity. Still, you tried.

Bard I do not understand. Why would he risk open war upon his kingdom?

Thranduil [unsheathes his sword] It is fruitless to reason with a dwarf. They only understand one thing.

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Dain [when he sees another army approaching] Oh, COME ON!

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[the night before the Elves are set to attack Erebor, Bilbo brings the Arkenstone to Thranduil's tent]

Thranduil The King's Jewel...

Bard And worth a King's ransom... how is this yours to give?

Bilbo Baggins I took it as my one-fourteenth share of the treasure.

[Gandalf suppresses a smile]

Bard Why do this? You owe us nothing.

Bilbo Baggins I'm not doing it for you. I know that dwarves can be obstinate and pigheaded and difficult. They're suspicious and secretive, with the *worst* manners you can possibly imagine. But they are also brave and kind, and loyal to a fault. I've grown very fond of them, and I would save them if I can.

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Thorin Oakenshield [staring at the space on the throne where the Arkenstone would be] It is here in these halls. I know it.

Dwalin We have searched and searched.

Thorin Oakenshield Not well enough.

Dwalin Thorin, we *all* would see the Stone returned.

Thorin Oakenshield [seething] And yet, it is still not *found*!

Balin Do you doubt the loyalty of... anyone here?

[Thorin turns to look at Dwalin and Balin; Bilbo stands beside him]

Balin The Arkenstone... is the birthright of our people.

Thorin Oakenshield It is the King's... Jewel. Am I not the *king*?

[Dwalin and Balin stare sadly without answering; Bilbo watches as Thorin calms down]

Thorin Oakenshield [threateningly] Know this: If *anyone* should find it and withhold it from me... I will be avenged.

[Thorin leaves; Bilbo stares off in thought]

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Kili I will not hide behind a wall of stone while others fight OUR BATTLES FOR US! It is not in my blood, Thorin.

Thorin Oakenshield No, it is not. We are sons of Durin. And Durin's Folk do not flee from a fight.

[Thorin and Kili butt heads]

Thorin Oakenshield [to the rest of his company] I have no right to ask this of any of you. Will you follow me, one last time?

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Thorin Oakenshield [calling down the hall, from the armory to Bilbo] Master Baggins, come here.

[Bilbo tentatively wanders over]

Thorin Oakenshield You're going to need this.

[Thorin holds up the mithril shirt - the same one Bilbo gave Frodo in Fellowship of the Ring]

Thorin Oakenshield Put it on.

[Bilbo takes it and slips it on over his shirt]

Thorin Oakenshield This vest is made of silver steel. Mithril, it was called by my forebears. No blade can pierce it.

Bilbo Baggins [laughing slightly at how he looks] I look absurd! I'm not a warrior, I'm a Hobbit.

Thorin Oakenshield It is a gift. A token of our friendship.

[Bilbo offers a small smile. Thorin glances at the Dwarves in the armory, lowering his voice]

Thorin Oakenshield True friends are hard to come by.

[Shoves BIlbo, none too kindly, further down the tunnel, out of earshot]

Thorin Oakenshield I have been blind... but now I begin to see. I am betrayed!

Bilbo Baggins [nervously] Betrayed?

Thorin Oakenshield The Arkenstone.

[leans closer to Bilbo, lowering his voice even more]

Thorin Oakenshield One of them has taken it.

[Both Bilbo and Thorin glance back towards the armory]

Thorin Oakenshield One of them is false.

Bilbo Baggins [carefully] Thorin... the quest is fulfilled. You've won the mountain. Is that not enough?

Thorin Oakenshield Betrayed by my own kin...

Bilbo Baggins N-no, uh. You made a promise to the people of Laketown. I-is this treasure truly worth more than your honor? Our honor, Thorin, I was also there. I gave my word.

Thorin Oakenshield [Thorin smiles] For that, I am grateful. It was nobly done.

[smile fades]

Thorin Oakenshield But the treasure in this mountain does not belong to the people of Laketown.

[sounding more and more like Smaug]

Thorin Oakenshield This gold is ours. And ours alone. On my life, I will not part with a single coin. Not one piece of it.

Bilbo Baggins [Bilbo stares across at him in despair and maybe a little fear as the Dwarves march by, fully armed]

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Dain Good morning. How are we all? I have a wee proposition, if you don't mind giving me a few moments of your time. Would you consider... JUST SODDING OFF! All ye, right now!

Bard Stand fast!

Gandalf Come now, Lord Dain.

Dain Gandalf the Grey. Tell this rabble to leave or I'll water the ground with their blood.

Gandalf There is no need for war between Dwarves, Men, and Elves. A legion of Orcs march on the mountain. Stand your army down.

Dain I will not stand down before any elf! Not least this faithless Woodland sprite! He wishes nothing but ill upon my people! If he chooses to stand between me and my kin, I'll split his pretty head open! See if he's still smirking then!

Thranduil He's clearly mad like his cousin.

Dain Ya hear that, lads? We're on! Let's give these bastards a good hammering!

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Thorin Oakenshield [sees the homeless people of Lake-town] Those who have lived through dragon fire should rejoice. They have much to be grateful for.

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[seeing the destroyed Laketown]

Balin Poor souls.

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Kili [as Tauriel is looking at the mass of Laketowners on the shores of the city, Kili approaches her] Tauriel...

Fili [pushing a boat into the lake in order to reach Erebor] Kili, come on. We're leaving!

Tauriel They are your people. You must go.

[She begins to walk away when Kili stops her]

Kili Come with me. I know how I feel, I'm not afraid. You make me feel alive.

Tauriel No, I can't.

Kili [She again turns to leave, but Kili grabs her arm] Tauriel... amralimne.

['My love' in Khuzdul]

Tauriel [Tauriel gives Kili a sharp look] I don't know what that means.

Kili I think you do.

Tauriel [Tauriel looks at him with curiosity in her eyes, but suddenly straightens up, sensing someone behind her. She begins speaking in Sindarin or Silvan Elvish] My Lord Legolas.

Legolas [Also speaking in Elvish] Take your leave of the Dwarf. You are needed elsewhere.

Kili [Kili and Tauriel turn away from each other, but both turn back as Kili takes her hand and gives her the rune stone his mother gave him. He closes his hands around hers and holds their hands between their hearts] Keep it... as a promise.

[He heads to the boat as Tauriel looks down at the stone, her eyes suddenly filling with tears as Kili, Fili, Bofur and Oin begin rowing towards Erebor]

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[Thranduil's army of Mirkwood Elves arrives in Dale]

Bard My lord Thranduil. We did not look to see you here.

Thranduil I heard you needed aid.

[a carriage full of food approaches and the citizens of Lake-town rush to the carriage in relief]

Bard You have saved us. I do not know how to thank you.

Thranduil Your gratitude is misplaced. I did not come on your behalf. I've came to reclaim something of mine.

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[Bard walks up to a destroyed entrance of Erebor]

Thorin Oakenshield [slides into view] I am listening.

Bard On behalf of the people of Laketown, I ask that you honor your pledge. A share of the treasure so that they might rebuild their lives.

Thorin Oakenshield I will not trade with any man while an armed host lies before my door.

Bard That armed host will attack this mountain if we do not come to terms.

Thorin Oakenshield Your threats do not sway me.

Bard [after a short pause] What of your conscience? Does it not tell you our cause is just? My people offered you help. And in return you brought upon them only ruin and death.

Thorin Oakenshield When did the men of Laketown come to our aid but for the promise of rich reward?

Bard A bargain was struck!

Thorin Oakenshield A BARGAIN? What choice did we have but to barter our birthrights for blankets and food? To ransom our future in exchange for our freedom? You call that a fair trade? Tell me, Bard the dragon slayer, why should I honor such terms?

Bard Because you gave us your word. Does that mean nothing?

[Thorin slides out of view, and sees the rest of the Company lined up behind him, looking expectant]

Thorin Oakenshield Begone, 'ere our arrows fly!

[Bard leaves in disgust]

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Necromancer [speaking Black Speech] Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky. Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone.

Galadriel [speaking English; fearfully] Nine... for mortal men doomed to die.

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Bilbo Baggins Who is that? He doesn't look too happy.

Gandalf It is Dain, Lord of the Ironhills. Thorin's cousin.

Bilbo Baggins [jogging to catch up to Gandalf] Are they alike?

Gandalf [pauses] I always found Thorin the more reasonable of the two.

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Thorin Oakenshield I'm glad you're here. I wish to part with you in friendship.

Bilbo Baggins No. You're not going anywhere, Thorin. You're going to live.

Thorin Oakenshield I would take back my words and my deeds at the Gate. You did what only a true friend would do. Forgive me. I was too blind to see it.

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Gandalf Don't underestimate the evil of gold. Gold over which a serpent has long brooded. Dragon-sickness seeps into the hearts of all who come near this Mountain.

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Gandalf The king is dead.

Balin [raises sword] Long live the king!

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Bard What news from the night watch?

Alfrid All quiet, sir. Nothing escapes me.

Bard Except an army of Elves, it would seem.

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Bofur By Durin, you've lost your axe!

[Bifur reaches up to his head and notices the axe that was in his head has been dislodged]

Bombur No, he hasn't! There you go, cousin.

Bifur [takes the axe head and throws it over his shoulder] You know where you can stick that.

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Smaug [to Bard] Tell me, WRETCH, how now shall you challenge me? You have nothing left but your DEATH!

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Hilda Bianca Alfrid Lickspittle! You are a coward!

Alfrid Coward? Not every man's brave enough to wear a corset!

Hilda Bianca You're not a man. You're a weasel.

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Alfrid Abandon the cripples!

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Gandalf He is here.

Galadriel Yes. The darkness has returned.

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Azog Elves! Men! Dwarves! The Mountain will be their tomb! To war!

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Necromancer You cannot fight the shadow. Even now you fade. One light - alone in the darkness.

Galadriel I am not alone.

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Thranduil My Lord Saruman. He must be hunted down and destroyed once and for all.

Saruman Without the Ring of Power, Sauron can never again hold dominion over Middle-Earth. Go now. Leave Sauron to me.

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Bard Why does the King under the Mountain fence himself in like a robber in his hold?

Thorin Oakenshield Perhaps it is because I am expecting to be robbed.

Bard My lord, we have not come to rob you; but, to seek fair settlement.

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Gandalf You must set aside your petty grievances with the Dwarves. War is coming! The cesspits of Dol Guldur have been emptied. You're all in mortal danger.

Bard What are you talking about?

Thranduil I can see you know nothing of Wizards. They are like winter thunder on a wild wind rolling in from a distance, breaking hard in alarm. But sometimes a storm is just a storm.

Gandalf Not - this time. Armies of Orcs are on the move. These are fighters! They have been bred for war. Our enemy has summoned his full strength.

Thranduil Why show his hand now?

Gandalf Because we forced him. We forced him when the Company of Thorin Oakenshield set out to reclaim their homeland. The Dwarves were never meant to reach Erebor. Azog the Defiler was sent to kill them. His master seeks control of the Mountain. Not just for the treasure within but for where it lies, its strategic position. This is the gateway to reclaiming the lands of Angmar in the North. If that fell kingdom should rise again, Rivendell, Lrien, the Shire, even Gondor itself, will fall.

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[Smaug descends upon the blazing Lake-Town and looks toward Bard, who has been shooting arrows at him and now has the Black Arrow in hand]

Smaug WHO are YOU, that would stand against ME?

[Bard grabs his bow but finds it broken]

Smaug Now that is a pity. What will you do now, Bowman? You are forsaken. No help will come!

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Thorin Oakenshield [learning Bard has the Arkenstone] They are taking us for fools. It is a ruse. A filthy lie. The Arkenstone is in this mountain! It is a trick!

Bilbo Baggins It... it's no trick. The stone is real. I gave it to them.

Thorin Oakenshield You?

Bilbo Baggins I took it as my fourteenth share.

Thorin Oakenshield You would steal from me?

Bilbo Baggins Steal from you? No. No, I may be a burglar, but I like to think I'm an honest one.

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Thorin Oakenshield Never again will I have dealings with Wizards! - Or Shire rats!

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Tauriel You saw something out there.

Legolas The orc I pursued out of Lake-town, I know who he is. Bolg, spawn of Azog the Defiler. A warg pack was waiting for him on the outskirts of Esgaroth. They fled into the north. These orcs were different from the others. They bore a mark I have not seen for a long time. The mark of Gundabad.

Tauriel Gundabad?

Legolas An orc stronghold in the far north of the Misty Mountains.

[Feren rides up on horseback]

Feren [speaking Elvish] My lord Legolas! I bring word from your father. You are to return to him immediately.

Legolas [speaking Elvish] Come, Tauriel.

Feren My lord... Tauriel is banished.

Legolas [frowns] Banished?

[Tauriel looks devastated]

Legolas [speaking English] You may tell my father... if there is no place for Tauriel, there is no place for me.

Tauriel Legolas... it is your king's command.

Legolas [speaking Elvish] Yes, he is my king, but he does not command my heart.

[speaking English]

Legolas I ride north. Will you come with me?

Tauriel To where?

Legolas To Gundabad.

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Gandalf I need a horse.

Radagast What? Gandalf! Where are you going?

Gandalf To warn Erebor. They have no idea what is coming. I saw them with my own eyes, rank upon rank of Moria Orcs. You must summon our friends, bird and beast. The battle for the Mountain is about to begin.

[walks away]

Radagast Wait!

[Gandalf turns back; Radagast approaches and hands out his staff]

Radagast Take this.

[Gandalf does so]

Radagast If what you say is true, then you'll need it more than I.

Gandalf [shakes Radagast's hand] Thank you.

[heads off into the forest]

Radagast Word of warning, hey? It can be a bit dicky sometimes! You just have to twiddle with the top! But... I expect you'll manage.

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[in the north, Legolas and Tauriel sprint up a rocky incline; they stop and look out from a vantage point towards a stone fortress]

Tauriel Gundabad. What lies beyond?

Legolas An old enemy. The ancient kingdom of Angmar. This fortress was once its stronghold. It is where they kept their great armouries, forged their weapons of war.

[torch light flickers and shadows move in a window]

Tauriel A light. I saw movement.

[the light in the window dims]

Legolas We wait for the cover of night. It is a fell place, Tauriel. In another age, our people waged war on those lands.

[they both glance at the fortress; Legolas looks solemn and Tauriel turns to him; he stares into her eyes]

Legolas My mother died there. My father does not speak of it. There is no grave... no memory... nothing.

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Dain Hey, cousin! What took you so long? There's too many of these buggers, Thorin. I hope you've got a plan.

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Bard Any man who wants to give their last - follow me!

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Alfrid No, no. No! Oi! You! Pointy hat! Yes. You. We don't want no tramps, beggars nor vagabonds around here. We got enough trouble without the likes of you. Off you go. On your horse.

Gandalf Who's in charge here?

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Azog The fools! They have forgotten what lives beneath these lands. They have forgotten the great Earth-eaters.

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Dwalin Where is that orc filth?

Bilbo Baggins [takes off the One Ring and reappears] Thorin!

[struggles to catch his breath]

Thorin Oakenshield Bilbo!

Bilbo Baggins You have to leave here, now! Azog has another army attacking from the north! This watchtower will be completely surrounded, there'll be no way out!

Dwalin We are so close. That orc scum is in there. I say we push on!

Thorin Oakenshield No! That's just what he wants. He *wants* to draw us in.

[pauses with realisation]

Thorin Oakenshield [whispering] This is a trap.

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Galadriel Mithrandir, come back.

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Alfrid Sire! Sire! Up here! Look, sire! The braziers are lit.

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Gandalf I saw them with my own eyes, rank upon rank of Moria Orcs. You must summon our friends, bird and beast. The battle for the Mountain is about to begin.

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Legolas These Orcs were different from the others. They bore a mark I have not seen for a long time. The mark of Gundabad.

Tauriel Gundabad?

Legolas An Orc stronghold, in the far North of the Misty Mountains.

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Bilbo Baggins Gandalf! It's Thorin.

Gandalf And Fili, Kili, and Dwalin. He's taking his best warriors.

Bilbo Baggins To do what?

Gandalf To cut the head off the snake.

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Thorin Oakenshield Gold. Gold beyond measure. Beyond sorrow and grief. Behold, the great treasure hoard of Thrór. Welcome my sister-sons - to the Kingdom - of Erebor.

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Alfrid The Mountain. You are a genius, sire. We can take refuge inside the Mountain. It might smell a bit of dragon, but the women can clean that up.

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Dain The hordes of hell are upon us!

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Dain You buggers!

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Thorin Oakenshield Many die in war. Life is cheap. But a treasure such as this cannot be counted in lives lost. It is worth all the blood we can spend.

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Tauriel You saw something out there.

Legolas The orc I pursued out of Lake-town, I know who he is. Blog, spawn of Azog the Defiler. A warg pack was waiting for him on the outskirts of Esgaroth. They fled into the north. These orcs were different from the others. They bore a mark I have not seen for a long time: The mark of Gundabad.

Tauriel Gundabad?

Legolas An orc stronghold in the far north of the Misty Mountains.

[Feren arrives on horseback]

Feren [speaking Elvish] My lord Legolas! I bring word from your father. You are to return to him immediately.

Legolas [speaking Elvish] Come, Tauriel.

Feren My lord... Tauriel is banished.

Legolas Banished?

[Tauriel is shocked]

Legolas [speaking English] You may tell my father... if there is no place for Tauriel, there is no place for me.

Tauriel Legolas... it is your king's command.

Legolas [speaking Elvish] Yes, he is my king, but he does not command my heart.

[speaking English]

Legolas I ride north. Will you come with me?

Tauriel To where?

Legolas To Gundabad.

[they gallop away on horseback]

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Bilbo Baggins What are you doing? You... cannot go to war.

Thorin Oakenshield This does not concern you.

Bilbo Baggins Excuse me, but just in case you haven't noticed, there is an army of elves out there! Not to mention several hundred angry fishermen. We are, in fact, outnumbered.

Thorin Oakenshield Not for much longer.

Bilbo Baggins What does that mean?

Thorin Oakenshield It means, Master Baggins... you should never underestimate dwarves. We have reclaimed Erebor. Now, we defend it.

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Legolas News of the death of Smaug will have spread through the lands.

Bard Aye.

Legolas Others will now look to the Mountain - for its wealth, for its position.

Bard What is it you know?

Legolas Nothing for certain. It's what I fear may come.

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Balin Dragon-sickness. I've seen it before. That look. The terrible need. It is a fierce and jealous love, Bilbo. It sent his grandfather mad.

Bilbo Baggins Balin, if Thorin - had the Arkenstone - or if it was found - would it help?

Balin That stone crowns all. It is the summit of this great wealth - bestowing power - upon he who bears it. Would it stay his madness? No, laddie. I fear it would make him worse. Perhaps it is best - it remains lost.

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Gandalf Our enemy has summoned his full strength.

Thranduil Why show his hand now?

Gandalf Because we forced him! We forced him when the Company of Thorin Oakenshield set out to reclaim their homeland. The dwarves were never meant to reach Erebor. Azog the Defiler was sent to kill them. His master seeks control of the Mountain. Not just for the treasure within, but for where it lies; its strategic position. This is the gateway to reclaiming the lands of Angmar in the north. If that fell kingdom should rise again, Rivendell, Lorien, the Shire, even Gondor itself will fall!

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Thorin Oakenshield [cuts orcs down with his sword] Dain!

Dain Ironfoot [bashes orcs with his war hammer] Thorin! Hold on! I'm coming!

[piggyback rides an orc before breaking its neck]

Dain Ironfoot Hey, cousin!

[slams the dead orc on the head]

Dain Ironfoot What took you so long?

[they laugh and hug]

Dain Ironfoot There's too many of these buggers, Thorin. I hope you've got a plan.

Thorin Oakenshield [looks in the direction of Ravenhill] Aye. We're going to take out their leader.

Dain Ironfoot Azog?

Thorin Oakenshield [mounts a ram] I'm gonna kill that piece of filth.

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Sauron [speaking Black Speech] Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky... Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone...

Galadriel [speaking English] Nine... for mortal men doomed to die.

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Lobelia Sackville-Baggins Who are you?

Bilbo Baggins What do you mean, who am I? You know perfectly well who I am, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins! This is my home! And those... are my spoons, thank you very much.

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Gandalf the Grey Our enemy has summoned his full strength.

Thranduil Why show his hand now?

Gandalf the Grey Because we forced him! We forced him when the Company of Thorin Oakenshield set out to reclaim their homeland. The dwarves were never meant to reach Erebor. Azog the Defiler was sent to kill them! His master seeks control of the mountain. Not just for the treasure within, but for where it lies, it's strategic position. This is the gateway to reclaiming the lands of Angmar in the north. If that fell kingdom should rise again, Rivendell, Lórien, the Shire, even Gondor itself will fall!

Thranduil These orc armies you speak of, Mithrandir, where are they?

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Dwalin Bilbo was right. You cannot see what you have become.

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Bilbo Baggins [sees a dwarf army approaching Erebor] Who is that? He doesn't look very happy.

Gandalf the Grey It is Dain, lord of the Iron Hills, Thorin's cousin.

Bilbo Baggins Are they alike?

Gandalf the Grey I've always found Thorin the more reasonable of the two.

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Balin Dragon Sickness. I've seen it before. That look, the terrible need. It is a fierce and... jealous love, Bilbo. It drove his grandfather mad.

Bilbo Baggins Balin, if-if Thorin... had the Arkenstone... or i-if it was found... would it help?

Balin That stone... crowns all. It is the summit of this great wealth, bestowing power upon he who bears it. Would it stay his madness? No, lad. I fear it would make him worse. Perhaps it is best... it remains lost.

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Dain Ironfoot Good morning! How are we all? I have a wee proposition, if you wouldn't mind giving me a few moments of your time. Would you... consider... JUST SODDING OFF? All of you, right now!

Bard Stand fast!

Gandalf the Grey [steps forward] Come now, Lord Dain!

Dain Ironfoot Gandalf the Grey.

[Gandalf bows]

Dain Ironfoot Tell this rabble to leave, or I'll water the ground with their blood!

Gandalf the Grey [steps closer] There is no need for war between dwarves, men and elves! A legion of orcs march on the mountain. Stand your army down!

Dain Ironfoot I will not stand down before any elf!

[faces Thranduil]

Dain Ironfoot Not least this faithless woodland sprite! He wishes nothing but ill upon my people. If he chooses to stand between me and my kin, I'll split his pretty head open! See if he's still smirking then!

[Thorin and the dwarves cheer]

Thranduil He's clearly mad, like his cousin!

Dain Ironfoot You hear that, lads? We're on! Let's give these bastards a good hammering!

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Tauriel Legolas, it is your King's command.

Legolas Yes, he it my King, but he does not command my heart.

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Azog Let the lands run with blood! Slaughter them all.

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Movie Quotes