The Good, the Bad, the Weird Movie Quotes
Man-gil
The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo
What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil
A used one at that.
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Park Chang-yi
People must know that they're going to die, and yet they live as though they never will. Hilarious.
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[Tae-goo lies seemingly dead in the desert after the shoot-out, then slowly gets up, grunting in pain, and begins to limp over to the dead Chang-yi before stopping for a moment]
Yoon Tae-goo
Why am I so heavy?
[He slides a thick sheet of metal out from under his vest and tosses it aside, before continuing his limp over to Chang-yi. We then see him stuff the corpse with dynamite]
Yoon Tae-goo
Never thought the past would come back to haunt me. Forget everything, man. You're goin' to hell anyways. This is for your trip there. Coming all this way for nothing. God damn it.
[He tries to fit a stick of dynamite into Chang-yi's pocket and finds a small bag of diamonds blocking it. He giggles with delight before noticing the Japanese army surrounding him. He quickly threatens them with a stick of dynamite, not realizing he actually lit it. One Japanese soldier notices and backs away in horror]
Japanese Soldier
Damn Korean! Retreat! Retreat!
[the soldiers start to retreat. Tae-goo slowly realises he lit the dynamite before trying to put it out and that another stick has caught fire]
Yoon Tae-goo
Damn luck! Shit!
[Ducks for cover]
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Park Chang-yi
I'll play a game with you two. A way to get rid of both of you at once. A fun game. A game to decide who is best, where no one knows who will shoot whom. Where only one man survives. Right here, right now. I'll kill both of you.
Park Do-won
That'll never happen. I'll shoot you down first.
Park Chang-yi
We'll see about that.
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Park Chang-yi
I lost everything. All thanks to you two.
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Yoon Tae-goo
[Lies in his hotel bed and wonders about the map he stole]
What in the world is this?... Russia... Border... Treasure... Absolutely no idea...
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Park Do-won
Even if a man has no country, he's still got to have money.
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Park Chang-yi
They died like dogs. Died in vain. Actually, no one dies in vain. Only those left behind feel empty.
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Park Do-won
You. Run to the other side so I can see where they're shooting from.
Park Do-won
Then who else?
Yoon Tae-goo
[We follow Tae-goo as he moves past to Do-won's other side. He looks over the side of the house at the gunmen]
Should I run straight on, or zigzag around and make 'em confused?
[Do-won just stares at him]
Yoon Tae-goo
Fine, I'll decide.
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Yoon Tae-goo
I'll tell ya, since we're in this together. If we find a big treasure there, whatever it may be, you know what I'll do with it? You wanna know what my dream is? I'm going back home, and buying me some land. I'll build a house, raise some cows, horses, and sheep.
Park Do-won
That's it?
Yoon Tae-goo
And some dogs and chickens, too.
Park Do-won
Anything else besides buying land and raising livestock?
Yoon Tae-goo
I never really thought beyond that.
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Yoon Tae-goo
[shoots open the lid of a metal can and looks inside]
What's that smell? Is the treasure rotting?
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Yoon Tae-goo
That's it? That's all? Killing us to fill the void in your life? That's just stupid. You moron! Why the hell did you chase me all the way out here?
Park Chang-yi
To find out who's the best!
Yoon Tae-goo
You be the best! I don't care! Tell people I lost. I don't give a damn! If that's your reason for living, mine's finding the treasure! We don't see eye to eye, man. Got that? So, see ya.
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[Tae-goo pulls the tight diving helmet off his head]
Yoon Tae-goo
This is awesome, but why is it so heavy?
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Park Do-won
This map... I don't believe in it. But if it's for real and someone asks what my dream is, I'd say...
[Tae-goo grunts, offscreen]
Park Do-won
You asleep?
[Tae-goo breathes softly. Yeah, he is. Do-won doesn't bother talking anymore]
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Park Chang-yi
I'll show you who's the best. And who's the legend. I'll prove it once and for all. Don't die 'til then, and be sure to watch.
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Park Do-won
[a captured Tae-goo runs past Do-Won as he's trying to escape]
Are you going somewhere? Escaping?
Yoon Tae-goo
No, of course not. just gave the rope a tug and it fell out. You folks shouldn't be so careless.
Park Do-won
Fine. Just go back in and sleep, then.
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Park Do-won
If you chase somethin' to get somethin', somethin' else will come chasing you. Life is about chasing and being chased. There is no escape.
Yoon Tae-goo
Let me sleep, man. Stop making me think!
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Park Do-won
Every Korean has a sad story.
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