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Kinoafisha Films Open Season 2 Open Season 2 Movie Quotes

Open Season 2 Movie Quotes

Roberto Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.

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Mr. Weenie Where are the others?

Elliot Oh, they're rescuing Mr. Weenie and Buddy. Hey, Buddy.

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Charlene Goodness me!

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Roberto How long do you think it'll be till we stop? 'Cause I gotta poop. Seriously, I gotta poop really bad.

Fifi I said that it was going to be a long ride, but you never listen. Just like when I told you not to eat that leftover burrito grande.

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Elliot Weenie. When did you get here?

Mr. Weenie Don't you see. Boog, McSquizzy, Giselle. They'll all be torn to pieces.

Elliot Torn to "pizzas"?

Mr. Weenie Pieces, you strudelkopf.

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Elliot Isn't this great, Boog?

Boog What's great?

Elliot You know, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're living life on the edge. It's just like old times. Two guys, out on the road!

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[Just before Boog saves him]

Roberto Finally. Some alone time.

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Elliot It's me! Elliot.

Fifi Who is Elliot?

Elliot I am. And I'm here to rescue my lady, kick butt and take names? What's your name?

[gets captured and is tied up]

Elliot Wow. Did anybody see that coming?

All Yes.

Roberto Even Roger saw that coming.

Roger I did?

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Mr. Weenie [after realizing Boog has tricked him] I can't believe I fell for that! I must never be weak again! You don't know what it was like living with the humans! If they say sit, you sit. If they say fetch, you fetch! You must stay alert, or they will steal our freedom and lock us up forever and ever!

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Fifi I have had it! No more! The wild animals have pushed me too far! The next Wild I see crawl out of that forest, if they don't have their papers, they are getting a full-Fifi-smackdown! This... Is... War!

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Gas Station Attendant May I suggest you trying our famous pecan roll? I make them myself. They're inside. For a buck. Two for two dollars.

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Boog Roberto, my main man. I appreciate the help out there.

Roberto Sure thing. And if you're ever in the city, come on by, We'll split a pizza pie. My treat.

Elliot From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together as one.

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Giselle [being held hostage by Fifi] Help! Help! Help! Help! Somebody, help us!

Fifi Scream all you want. The humans can't hear you from here. And the house pets, well, they hate wilds just as much as I do!

McSquizzy When I get free, you're gonna pay for this, you big tube, you numpty, you big lassie's blouse.

Rufus Watch your language, varmint. There's a lady present.

Charlene What a vile little creature.

Fifi My friends, it is time to tame these savage beasts.

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Elliot If this is the end, I need to say something. Giselle, I really, really, really...

Roger Really?

Fifi Time's up!

Charlene Now you hold your little old horses, Fifi. I do believe this boy's got something on his mind.

Rufus Yeah, give the guy a sporting chance.

Giselle Oh, just forget it, Elliot. You've already made it clear how you feel.

Fifi I feel this has gone long enough.

Elliot Please let me finish!

Fifi Fine. You've got 60 seconds.

Elliot Are you serious? How about a minute?

Roberto Hey, you better hurry up.

Elliot Okay, okay. Giselle, before the wedding, my rack was huge.

Giselle What?

Buddy It's true.

Elliot Very huge. And it broke very bad. And without my huge rack, I felt like less of a buck. But as time went on...

Fifi Thirty seconds!

Elliot The point is, I'm a better buck with not a huge rack on my head... but with you, Giselle, on my head instead.

McSquizzy Oh, that's awful.

Giselle And how does this relate to our wedding and the fact that you left me stranded at the altar?

Charlene Left you at the altar?

Rufus You, sir, are a coward.

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Roberto [Fifi prepares to electrify Elliot, Giselle, McSquizzy and Buddy] Fifi, come on. Is this really necessary?

Fifi You see why we have to do this, right? They will take everything. Our food, our homes, our very lives!

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Charlene Oh, Rufus! There you are! How's my shinin' star?

Rufus Why, Charlene, look at you! Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes! Mm-mm-mm!

Charlene Oh, goodness me! Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?

Rufus Well, I'd be much obliged.

[Charlene sniffs Rufus' butt]

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Stanley Hey, Fifi. Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie? Isn't that great?

Roger Really?

Roberto Are you sure?

Charlene I heard he lived with wild animals.

Roberto No. That's horrible.

Stanley He's lucky they didn't hurt him.

Charlene Or kill him.

Fifi Or worse. I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals.

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Elliot [to Fifi] No, no. You are missing the point.

Fifi Oh, come on!

Elliot [to Giselle] During our wedding, there was the incident with the other woman.

Rufus Another woman?

[the others gasps]

Roberto I can't even handle one.

Rico Speak for yourself, amigo.

Elliot No. No. Not that kind of other woman. The kind that grabbed Mr. Weenie.

Charlene You're disgusting. You make me sick.

Rufus That is a pig.

Stanley [to Roger] This is getting good.

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Fifi Fifteen seconds!

Elliot [grunts] Will you, please?

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Elliot Giselle, you are good. And me? Not always good. But with you, the me that is not good can be better. You make my not-good me almost not bad. And that's not almost good, it's almost great.

[Fifi starts saying "Tick"]

Elliot So, Giselle, you and me, not badder, but greater. Understand?

[the others says "What?"]

Rufus What is he talking about?

Fifi Tick, tick, tick!

Elliot Oh, forget it. Just push the button already!

Fifi Finally.

McSquizzy No!

Giselle Don't.

Boog [sliding down the water slide] Cannonball!

[grabs Elliot, Giselle, McSquizzy and Buddy]

Boog Gotcha.