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FernGully: The Last Rainforest Movie Quotes

Elder Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?

Batty Koda Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".

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Batty Koda Gravity works.

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Batty Koda [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!

[opens his eyes]

Batty Koda I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.

[sees that no one is listening]

Batty Koda Nobody cares about me.

Zak I do you, bat-man.

Batty Koda You sure?

Zak I'm positive.

Batty Koda Only fools are positive.

Zak Are you sure?

Batty Koda I'm positive...

[as Zak laughs]

Batty Koda I fell for it! I should have known!

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Batty Koda [singing] Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic / I rock and I ramble / My brain is scrambled / Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal.

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Crysta But how can you live without trees?

Zak Easy.

Crysta But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.

Zak We have air.

Batty Koda Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.

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Batty Koda [singing] I been brain-fried, electrified, infected, and injectified / Vivisectified and fed pesticides / My face is all cut up / Cause my radar's all shut up / Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up / I'm Batty!

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[Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]

Batty Koda What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!

Zak [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!

Batty Koda [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!

Zak [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!

Batty Koda [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!

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[Crysta pulls Batty from tree he just flew into]

Batty Koda Oh, sonic interference, what a nightmare... I thought I saw a human...

[sees Zak]

Batty Koda AH! HUMAN!

[falls from tree]

Crysta That's a human?

Batty Koda Yes! Yes! Kill it! Restrain it! Medicate it! Something!

[takes deep breaths]

Batty Koda Puff up! Puff up! They hate that!

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Zak Am I dead?

Crysta No.

Batty Koda We can fix that for ya!

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Crysta What are you doing?

Zak Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...

Crysta No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.

[puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]

Crysta Can't you feel its pain?

Zak [in disbelief] Its *pain*?

Crysta Yes!

Batty Koda Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.

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Batty Koda Hello, I'm a nocturnal placental mammal of the order pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... In case you can't tell, I'm a bat!

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Crysta But just think. Humans back in the forest!

Batty Koda Yep. There goes the neighborhood.

Crysta Be nice, Batty.

Batty Koda First thing, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls, and your parking lots, and your convenience stores, and then come...

[Zak shorts out Batty's antenna]

Batty Koda Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.

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[first lines]

Magi Lune [opening narration] Our world was much larger then. The forest went on forever. We tree spirits nurtured the harmony of all living things, but our closest friends were humans. Then, as sometimes happens, the balance of nature shifted. Hexxus, the very spirit of destruction rose up from the bowels of the earth, and rained down his poison. The forest was nearly destroyed, many lives were lost and the humans fled in fear, never to return. Most believe they did not survive. It was only by calling up the magical powers of nature, that I was able to trap Hexxus inside an enchanted tree, and save FernGully.

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Zak What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?

Crysta Do?

Zak Yeah, do you have jobs or something?

Crysta What's a job?

Zak Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?

Crysta Help things grow.

Zak Really? That sounds cool.

Crysta No, usually it's warm.

Zak No, cool means it's hot.

Crysta What?

Zak You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...

Batty Koda Awesome use of the language, dude.

Zak As in, you are one bodacious babe.

Crysta And that's good... I mean, cool?

Zak That's right! We're communicating.

Crysta Tubular!

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Batty Koda I have but one claw, but beware!

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Crysta Are you okay?

Zak [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!

Crysta Oh... I shrank you.

Zak You what?

Crysta Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.

Zak You... you shrank me?

Crysta Yeah!

Batty Koda Catches on quick, doesn't he?

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Batty Koda Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

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Batty Koda [after saving Crysta and Zak from the leveler] "Don't go," I said. "Bad idea," I said. But would you listen? No. Don't listen to Batty. Well what do we have here? Shoes... animals don't wear shoes... A HUMAN!

Crysta A TREE!

Batty Koda WOAH!

[flies into tree...]

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Ralph [sees Zak sliding on the windshield] Hey, Tone, there's a little man on the windshield here.

Zak TONY, RALPH, IT'S ME, ZAK!

Ralph [suddenly recognizes him] Hey, Tone!

Hexxus KEEP IT MOVING, BOY!

Ralph Ralph, Tony: AAAAAAHHHHH!

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Magi Lune Since the beginning of time, we have been the guardians and the healers of the forest. We have too long forgotten the magic powers of nature. The time has come to call on them again. Remember: all the magic of creation exists within a single tiny seed.

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Goanna [about to eat Zak] Welcome to the food chain.

Crysta Stop! He's a human!

Goanna Uhh... what's a human?

Batty Koda Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!

Crysta [Crysta glares at Batty, then flies over to the Goanna] He's my friend.

Goanna Any friend of a fairy...

[spits out Zak]

Goanna ... is a friend of mine.

Crysta Thanks.

Goanna You owe me a free dinner after this one.

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Crysta Will you both just calm down?

Batty Koda Batty Koda, Zak: He tried to kill you!

Batty Koda Batty Koda, Zak: I did not! You did!

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Batty Koda You know, Zak, the truth doesn't always win friends, but it certainly influences people.

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[Crysta looks at cloud of black smoke coming from Mt. Warning and realizes Batty is not with her]

Crysta Batty? Batty... Well come on!

Batty Koda [looks around] My heart! Oh! My heart!

[falls back]

Batty Koda ... I can't go on... heaven my little wings can't make it!

Crysta Hmmm, maybe you should wait here for me...

Batty Koda A fabulous idea... only why don't you stay here with me?

Crysta [kisses his nose] Don't worry I'll be right back.

Batty Koda Why do I not believe you?

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Batty Koda [follows Crysta] Yeah, this territory looks kinda familiar. Fabulous day in the canopy, isn't it. Well, where do you think you're going?

Crysta Mount Warning.

[Batty goes stunned an knocks into a tree]

Batty Koda I know where I am. I know where I am. HEY! You scared me there. For a minute, I thought you said you were going to Mount Warning.

Crysta Well, I did.

Batty Koda BUT THERE'RE HUMANS ON MOUNT WARNING!

Crysta Exactly!

Batty Koda Fractured fig, fairy bug, come on! Mount Warning is the last place a little fairy like you wants to go. Look at these! D'you think nature did this? D'you think I put this on to get better reception? NO! Humans did this. We should stay here. It's nice here.

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[upon entering FernGully, Batty crashes into a tree]

Batty Koda Red light!

[crashes into another tree]

Batty Koda Red light again!

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Batty Koda Oh oh, oh oh, big ears! Elephant! No, no, no, anteater! Oh, orangutan! Ok, ok, let me guess again- a duck! A duck! Ooohhh, it's Darwin's grab bag!

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Zak What are you supposed to be, some kind of fairy?

Crysta Of course I am. What about you? Are you really a human?

Zak Last time I checked.

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Ralph Are you sure the leveler can handle this baby?

Tony Sure, the leveler eats anything.

Ralph Kinda like you.

Tony How many times a day I have to threaten your life?

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Batty Koda [Hexxus knocks over a headlamp that's about to fall on Batty] Oh, this is gonna hurt...

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Hexxus Ahhh... delicious... a first-class smoke. Mother's milk. And what is this delightful thing? And how did I get out of that tree? Oh, of course. Humans. What wonderful creatures. So clever. So helpful. I must take this wonderful human thing to... Fern... Gully...

[evil chuckle]

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Tony Zak!

Ralph What happened here?

[they see the entire forest almost empty with tree stumps, Zak smiles and plants a seed remembering what Crysta told him]

Zak I will remember.

[Zak leaves with Tony and Ralph]

Zak [solemnly] Guys, things have gotta change.

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Zak [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.

[the fairies gasp in shock]

Zak They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.

Batty Koda [in surprise] I was?

Zak They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.

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Crysta Magi, don't leave me!

Magi Lune I love you. I'll always be with you.

[Magic fades away into blue specks]

Magi Lune We all have the power - and it grows when it is shared. Remember what you learned, Crysta.

[the specks scatter to all the fairies, including Zak as the tree opens back up]

Crysta [sadly] Oh, Magi...

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Crysta [after Zak lights a match, gasps] What is it?

Zak It's fire.

Crysta [curiously] That's fire?

[Crysta touches it until]

Crysta OW!

Zak Careful!

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Magi Lune There are worlds within worlds, Crysta. Everything in our world is connected by the delicate strands of the web of life, which is a balance between the forces of destruction and the magical forces of creation.

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Hexxus [singing] I see the world and all the creatures in it, / I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach. / 'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand, / with the destruction of this worthless jungle land. / And what a wonderful machine they have provided, / To slice a path of doom with my sweet breath to guide it.

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Zak Buzz off? I'm not buzzing anywhere. Now unshrink me, and I mean now.

Crysta Well, I guess I could take a bash at it.

Zak "Take a bash"?

Crysta Actually, I'm just sort of learning.

Zak Great, I've been shrunk by an amateur. I don't believe this. Okay, okay, come on! Bash away!

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Batty Koda [mock Scottish accent] Aye aye Captain, I can't get enough speed, we've got no dilithium crystals!

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Crysta [feeling a freshly cut stump with her hand which glows from the pain] Magi, can you heal it?

Magi Lune [solemnly] A force outside of nature did this. I can't heal it, and I can't stop it.

Crysta Zak can! I know what did this, Magi: a monster the humans fight. Humans can stop it. They have these magic red marks that...

[Magi cuts her by shaking her head no as they turn seeing a huge dark red 'X' mark on the stump]

Crysta [appalled] But Zak said...

[Crysta flies further out passing all the red X's, to her shock the whole forest is gone, she then sees humans loading the logs onto a tractor-trailer]

Crysta [sadly] Humans did it. Humans did it all.

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Crysta What's a machine?

Zak It's a... thing. Cutting down trees.

Crysta That's terrible!

Zak Only if you live in a tree.

Crysta I *do* live in a tree!

Zak Oh.