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Shameless quotes

Mickey Milkovich All right shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I'm calling and you not picking up! I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back, Ian! I'm worried about you. I love you. Call me back.

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Lip Gallagher I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

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Mickey Milkovich I've got an idea.

Lip Gallagher We're not going to murder anyone.

Mickey Milkovich I don't have any ideas.

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Frank Gallagher I'd be crying right now if I wasn't so high.

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Lip Gallagher Facts cannot be racist. Many Irish are drunks. Many French smell. Most Chinese hate children, that's why they sell them to Americans.

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Mickey Milkovich Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you!

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Kevin Ball [to Veronica when she's about to give birth] Baby, you know what this means, right? I got a magic dick!

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Carl Gallagher [to Sammi] You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch!

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Carl Gallagher [about constantly getting in trouble at school] A shrink at school says I'm one of God's mistakes.

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Steve And what exactly does "hooked up" mean?

Kevin Ball Last time I checked, penis goes into vagina.

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Fiona Gallagher What if he shows remorse?

Carl Gallagher What's that?

Fiona Gallagher It means you say you're sorry!

Carl Gallagher [smirks] I'm not.

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Sheila Jackson I will make this kitchen my bitch.

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Lip Gallagher I'm not my dad. You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad!

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Fiona Gallagher SHUT *UP*, Frank!

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Debbie Gallagher That's right. NO ONE FUCKS WITH A GALLAGHER!

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Kevin Ball [to Veronica] I thought that's what you ladies wanted. A shared housework, wage equality and all that Hunger Games, Lady Gaga girl power shit!

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Sheila Jackson They're having a party for kids across the street. No booze.

Frank Gallagher [smiles] What's the point?

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