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David Stillwell I think the entire buildings gone mad. Everyone's running around trying to rescind the Ten Commandments.

Shela I've never understood why most people will do things in the dark, that they'd never think of doing in the light.

David Stillwell I'd explain it to you, but, I'm afraid the lights might come back on.

Shela No, I'm serious. If we can lie, cheat, steal, and kill in broad daylight and have to wait until it's dark to make love, something's wrong somewhere.

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Shela Couldn't we stop and rest a minute?

David Stillwell Oh, don't be a sissy.

Shela I'm a girl! I'm supposed to be a sissy!

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Shela Oh, David. Help me, please, help me.

David Stillwell We'll help each other. That's really what it's all about, anyway.

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[Josephson is considering whether to side with David or the Major]

David Stillwell Dammit, Josephson, commit! If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space!

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Female Office Worker [Walking with a candle during a blackout in an office building] Where are you going Louise?

Louise I don't know. I just had to get out of there. Mr. Hannick is grabby enough when the lights are on.

Female Office Worker Hey, I could go in there and he'd think it was you!

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Lester It's beginning to look like people are on their way out, all together.

David Stillwell Well, maybe the machines will keep us around for pets.

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David Stillwell Wouldn't it be hilarious if you did know what you were doing?

Ted Caselle Yeah and how come I don't know what to do next?

David Stillwell Well, pretend you're James Bond, he always knows.

Ted Caselle Maybe we ought to get something to eat. I'm dying for a peanut butter sandwich.

Ted Caselle Forget James Bond.

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Ted Caselle I tell you one thing, I'm beginning to wish I had a gun.

David Stillwell You're kidding?

Ted Caselle Aw, filthy things, I can't stand them. You have one and sure as shootin' you end up using it.

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Witness to Suicide If I had the guts to step out of that window, I'd have had the guts to go on living.

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David Stillwell Josephson, if you heard I was taking a cruise the islands, why did you call?

Josephson I didn't know what time you'd be leaving and I didn't want you to go without saying aloha, boobie.

David Stillwell Well, save that boobie-baby-sweetie, I'm not going.

Josephson Oh, that's too bad. I hear the weather is gorgeous down there.

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Lester [Referring to the TV] They got wrestling coming in from Chicago. I know it's supposed to be fixed, but so's everything else.

David Stillwell Why don't you just take the set?

Lester Eh, now that all the Westerns have gone psycho, this is the only place where you can tell who the bad guys are.

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Ted Caselle What can I do for you?

David Stillwell To open it, you can find who I am.

Ted Caselle Sure, you are David Stillwell. That will be... hmm, ten bucks!

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David Stillwell Hello, Eddie. The usual, I guess.

Eddie - Bartender The usual?

David Stillwell Scotch and lemon peel...

Eddie - Bartender That'll be 90 cents. I said, that'll be 90 cents.

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Louise [Walking with a candle during a blackout in an office building] Hey, there's a live one. Go ahead, ask him.

Female Office Worker Oh, you ask him.

Louise Everybody's going to the Board Room in 2709 - the one with no windows. We're having a party, wanna come?

Female Office Worker Tell him what kind.

Louise Hmm-ha-ha. It's a braille party.

David Stillwell A what?

Female Office Worker Braille. Get it? The touch system.

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[Talking about the Major]

David Stillwell Those people aren't even ants to him! They're articles of commerce! And I'm the cost accountant, trying to cut down his overhead with what you and he call "progress"!

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Dr. Broden But whatever that horrible thing that happened... I don't want to know about it!

David Stillwell Broden, there's no doubt you're a brilliant scientist. But you're not much of a doctor, or of a human being, either.

Dr. Broden [to himself, after David leaves] God knows.

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Crawford Gilcuttie I'm tired of you, David. Just give me the formula and get the hell out of here!

David Stillwell What's the matter, Major? You seem nervous!

Crawford Gilcuttie ...Why should I be?

David Stillwell That's what I want to know.

[David looks around at the others]

David Stillwell Josephson?

Josephson Hm?

David Stillwell Is that who you're worried about?

Josephson Why should he be worried about me?

David Stillwell Because I'm not on the hook anymore. You are.

Josephson Why?

David Stillwell Because you've got the gun!

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Ted Caselle My secretary is out to lunch, my partner is out in a case. My name is Caselle. Who recommended you, Mr...?

David Stillwell Stillwell. David Stillwell. I saw the sign.

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David Stillwell What about your secretary? Don't you want to leave a note or something?

Ted Caselle I will tell the truth. I don't have a secretary and there is no partner. As a matter of fact, you are my first case.

David Stillwell [sarcastically] Terrific.

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David Stillwell Who is it?

Josephson Josephson. I just got a call to come up to C.C.'s office. With all that inner holy light, His Eminence is radiating these days. He may not have noticed the blackout. Stick around, it won't be long, we'll have a drinkie.

David Stillwell No chance. I've already passed on one orgy. I have to go.

Josephson Not me. We're marooned on a mountain, whoopie. Whoever pulled that plug gave me a fool proof excuse from the wife.

David Stillwell Well, that lets me out, whoopie-baby, I haven't anyone to cheat.

Josephson I heard you were in the mood, sweetheart. Well, don't take any wooden indians. Ciao!

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Joe Turtle You work with Mr. Josephson, don't you? Do you know what he calls me? Sweetheart.

David Stillwell Well, you're losing touch, Sweetheart's what they call total strangers, these days.

Joe Turtle Oh, yeah. He says it next time and I'll sock him.

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Cocktail Waitress Good evening.

David Stillwell Hi. Scotch and lemon peel.

Cocktail Waitress Thank you.

Ted Caselle I'll have a Dr. Pepper.

David Stillwell That figures.

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Shela Where's your friend?

David Stillwell Oh, he was just being polite. Hates instant coffee.

Shela I can't say I blame him. They might have included some instant taste.

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Shela I don't suppose you could use any help?

David Stillwell Who do you have in mind?

Shela Well, you could run an ad in the Times: Wanted, extremely lonely young lady with a fairly low opinion of herself, do to many mistakes, willing to work long, hard hours.

David Stillwell Think I'd get any answers?

Shela You might.

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