Bubble Boy Movie Quotes
Jimmy
I saw the sign outside and it said that you had five hundred dollars.
Emcee
You want five hundred dolla?
Jimmy
Yes, I would like five hundred dollars.
Emcee
You want five hundred dolla?
Jimmy
Yes please, I would like five hundred dollars.
Emcee
You want five hundred dolla?
Jimmy
Yes I want five hundred dolla!
Emcee
Five hundred dolla!
Jimmy
Five hundred dolla!
Emcee
Five hundred dolla!
Jimmy
Five hundred dolla!
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Jimmy
I'd rather spend one minute holding you than the rest of my life knowing that I never could.
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Mrs. Livingston
"Dear Mr. and Ms. Livingston, we have kidnapped your son. Give us $100,000 dollars or he dies. Signed, the Jews." Are you kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING? Who in their right mind is going to believe this note Morton? THEY'RE THE JEWS. THEY'RE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN $100,000!
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Jimmy
I'm Jimmy.
Chloe
I'm Chloe.
Jimmy
Chloe! The whore next door!
Chloe
What? Where did you hear that?
Jimmy
My Mom, she teaches me everything.
Chloe
Well, really, she got it wrong. I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore.
Jimmy
A bitch. Oh yeah, a bitch. Absolutely a bitch.
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Mrs. Livingston
And then Pinocchio came out of his plastic bubble and touched the filthy little whore next door and died. The End!
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Jimmy
How far will this get me?
bus stop man
Take a step back.
[Jimmy steps back]
bus stop man
That far.
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[Addressing a rough-looking Mexican by a broken-down Harley]
Jimmy
I might have something that could help your situation here...
Jimmy
Patches.
Slim
Patches? I could use some stinking patches.
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Mr. Livingston
Kind of makes you wonder... What would have happened if Neil Armstrong had gone all the way to the moon and then never stepped on the surface?
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Mr. Livingston
tell him.
Mrs. Livingston
what are you talking about, tell him what.
Mr. Livingston
He's not dead. Your not dead, Jimmy.
Mrs. Livingston
He's lying, Jimmy.
Mr. Livingston
tell him, tell him everything.
Mrs. Livingston
you're not dead, Jimmy.
Jimmy
Open his eyes: I'm not?
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Chloe
I should go. How about tomorrow?
Jimmy
Oh jeez, I don't know. I don't know bitch, I got a lot to do!
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Pushpop
[after hitting a cow]
Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?
[shouts]
Pushpop
I'll take that as a no!
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Mrs. Livingston
...and the prince climbed up Rapunzel's hair to the top of the tower and said, "Come with me, and we'll live happily ever after." Then Rapunzel left her plastic bubble and died. The end.
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Mrs. Livingston
Well, you'll certainly be in my prayers tonight. And I'll be praying you get nut cancer!
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Lorraine
Back off, bitch, he's the messiah.
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Gil
Yes, the Round One. A holy messenger trapped in a living globe. We must find him and release him so that he will carry us, the only true believer, to the Kingdom of Heaven, while those who reject him will mutate and burn eternally on Planet PX41, and Planet PX42 if they run out of room. Now, if there are no further questions, let's move on to the buffet.
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[after killing a cow]
Pushpop
I'm coming back as a cock-a-roach. Yes, definitely a cock-a-roach.
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Dr. Phreak
Mini? Me? I'm not mini.
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Jimmy
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic of which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all...
[looks down and says faster]
Jimmy
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic of which it stands one nation under God indivisible.
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Jimmy
Dog poo this is awesome
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Mark
[In strange voice]
I'm not a monster, I'm a human being!
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Jimmy
Supper time was the best! Nothing could beat Mom's homemade, vitamin-rich, soy-based, germ-free, fat-free fiber cookies.
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Slim
Don't live in regret, ese!
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Dr. Phreak
He stole my freaks that son of a bitch.
Mrs. Livingston
My. What a potty mouth you have.
Dr. Phreak
screw you lady!
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Emcee
[Hands envelope to Chloe]
Here, for your honeymoon!
Chloe
What is it?
Emcee
500 dolla!
Chloe
500 dollars?
Emcee
500 dolla!
Jimmy
500 dollars?
Emcee
500 dolla!
Jimmy
500 dolla!
Emcee
500 dolla!
Jimmy
500 dolla!
Emcee
500 dolla!
Jimmy
500 dolla!
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Jimmy, 8 Years Old
[reading a Highlights magazine]
I wish they had more than one magazine in the world, Mom.
Mrs. Livingston
So do I, dear.
Jimmy, 10 Years Old
[while watching television]
I wish T.V.'s had more than one channel, Mom.
Mrs. Livingston
So do I, dear.
Jimmy, 10 Years Old
[reading an essay]
"And then, the Indians decided to move to the reservations, where they could open casinos and sell tax-free cigarettes, and stay out of the white man's way.
Mrs. Livingston
Another A-plus.
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[while leading a pack of boys chasing the Ice Cream & Curry truck...]
Ice Cream Boy
Ice Cream. Ice Cream.
Indian Boy
Curry. Curry.
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Dr. Phreak
Oh, that's so beautiful. I too was in love once... for 10 minutes! Then I kicked her ass out of the car!
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