John ConstantineI expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst, and when the worst happens, I'm ready. But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world.
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John ConstantinePoint is, even deities can get it wrong. It's how we got the appendix, Neanderthals and Reality TV.
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Jason Blood[to Constantine]Someone else dislikes you? Shocking.
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John Constantine[to Destiny]Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me?
Jason BloodMerlin sends his regards. And by the way, you lose.
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Jason BloodJohn Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea.
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[eulogy for Jason Blood]
EtriganFor 500 years, he and I have been bound / A demon from Hell, a knight of renown / Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other / I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. Farewell, mortal.
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John ConstantineBollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose?
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BatmanThe League had a run-in with Faust, but his location isn't in our database.
John ConstantineYeah, well, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credits cards or social media.
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BatmanI hope those elephants survived. You don't want PETA on your back.
ZatannaYou're assuming they were real in the first place. How are you, Bruce?
BatmanI'm fine, Zatanna. Busy. You know where I can find John Constantine?