Justice League Dark Movie Quotes
Black Orchid
You exude pain. Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. How do you cope with it?
Batman
I have a butler.
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John Constantine
I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst, and when the worst happens, I'm ready. But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world.
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John Constantine
Point is, even deities can get it wrong. It's how we got the appendix, Neanderthals and Reality TV.
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Jason Blood
Merlin sends his regards. And by the way, you lose.
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Jason Blood
John Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea.
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[eulogy for Jason Blood]
Etrigan
For 500 years, he and I have been bound / A demon from Hell, a knight of renown / Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other / I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. Farewell, mortal.
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John Constantine
Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose?
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Batman
The League had a run-in with Faust, but his location isn't in our database.
John Constantine
Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credits cards or social media.
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Batman
I hope those elephants survived. You don't want PETA on your back.
Zatanna
You're assuming they were real in the first place. How are you, Bruce?
Batman
I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy. You know where I can find John Constantine?
Zatanna
No.
Batman
You must have some idea.
Zatanna
We don't keep in touch.
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John Constantine
Jason's not the murdery type. He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort.
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Batman
[to Constantine and Zatanna who are arguing]
He's dead and I accept the risks. So, can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout?
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Black Orchid
Powerful in true magic. Angry at John. This, I understand. Yet, you still have feelings for him.
Zatanna
I could kill him.
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Batman
The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. I recommend spending more time on the streets instead of flying over them.
[Leaves]
Green Lantern
Hmm. He's even friendlier than they say.
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Etrigan
So Constantine calls once more / Just like a greedy wanton...
John Constantine
Save the bloody rhymes, and stop that git!
Etrigan
Killjoy.
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[last lines]
John Constantine
[as Black Orchid hands Constantine and Zatanna a pint of brew]
Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love.
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John Constantine
AGH! This is the monkey cage in Sumatra all over again! "Ooh, we need to save the monkeys", she said!
Zatanna
You are such an ass!
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Ritchie Simpson
Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room. And when is he gonna shut up, right?
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[first lines]
Business Woman
[on phone and her car is rear-ended]
Well, just great! No, not the presentation. That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me.
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