My Spy Movie Quotes

JJ What do you do for a living?

Sophie [hooked up to the lie detector] I'm a KGB agent posing as a 4th grader. My brother has three legs and sells crack, and my mother is a prostitute.

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Sophie You messed with the wrong dude.

Sophie [to her uncle as he dragged into a plane explosion] Have A Nice Flight

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Sophie Dick!

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[elevator door opens and Kate sees Sophie holding JJ's hand]

Sophie Mom, Mom... No!... Wait... Oh my god

[Kate starts to attack JJ]

Kate Let go of my daughter... Give me my phone... I'm calling the police.

Sophie Mommy... you don't understand. I ignored your rules and went to the park... there were two jerks from school that pushed me down and it really hurts... JJ saw it. He lives upstairs. He recognized me from the building and calmly talked to the boys and told them what they did was wrong then got me ice cream to make me feel better and walked me home!

Kate Oh.. I um... I'm sorry... This is my kid... Can I just help you?

JJ No... it's OK... I'm good. I'm just gonna head home and gather my thoughts Really... I'm fine... Excuse me.

[Carlos, Todd, Kate, and Sophie watch JJ walk out of the elevator injured and limping to his room]

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JJ [to a class full of mocking kids] When I said I took out garbage... I meant human garbage.

JJ [pulls out a set of grenades] There Is Something I'm Really Good At.

JJ [during a gun standoff] Look I never really got this spy stuff... when I was a soldier I knew what meant sense.

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