Why Him? Movie Quotes
Laird Mayhew
I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav
You do.
Laird Mayhew
Yeah.
Gustav
He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
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Ned Fleming
I mean, what in God's name is a double dicker?
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Ned Fleming
There's bukkake floating all around me!
Barb Fleming
What's bukkake?
Ned Fleming
Oh, Laird told me; it means when you're overwhelmed and you've got too much going on.
Barb Fleming
Oh, my gosh, I'm like drowing in bukkake at this point.
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Laird Mayhew
Motherfucking *Flemings* are in the house! YES!
Ned Fleming
Oh, my God.
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Scotty Fleming
These fucking moose balls are in my mouth.
Laird Mayhew
Oh shit, he's teabagging you, bro!
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Ned Fleming
Pardon my French, but fuck that noise!
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Ned Fleming
Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Laird Mayhew
Whoa. That is so profound! Did you come up with that?
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Ned Fleming
Why *him*?
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Laird Mayhew
So glad to meet you. Family, baby, fuck yeah!
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Laird Mayhew
[During a Facetime chat]
It's been like three fucking days. My balls are so blue right now, like dark blue, uh-oh. Like almost black. No, I'm fucking serious! Here, check it out!
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