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Professor Iwatani Pac-Man is not bad. You'll see.

Sam Brenner Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?

Professor Iwatani I will talk to him, he's my son.

[to Pac-Man]

Professor Iwatani Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown.

Ludlow Lamonsoff That's so sweet, he's so sweet.

Professor Iwatani I know, you're a good boy.

[Pac-Man bit his hand into pixels, then he and the genius scream]

Professor Iwatani Somebody kill this stupid bitch!

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Sam Brenner We have something better than light cannons! We have a positive can-do attitude!

Ludlow Lamonsoff [sighing, reassured] Ah!

Sam Brenner I'm kidding, we're all gonna die. I'm just... sorry.

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[Donkey Kong appears on top of the platform]

Sam Brenner Donkey Kong.

[Donkey Kong rolls a barrel down]

President Will Cooper It's just a barrel. How bad can it hurt?

[Donkey Kong throws down a blue barrel to the oil drum that explodes]

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Sam Brenner Pac-Man's a bad guy?

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Sam Brenner Hello. I am a nerd from the Nerd Brigade. Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs.

Matty Do you have to say that every time you showed up by the house?

Sam Brenner If I wanna get paid, yes.

Matty Isn't it kind of demeaning?

Sam Brenner Only if someone brings that up.

Matty Ehh. Well, I won't bring it up then.

Sam Brenner Thanks.

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Matty Classics you mean Halo and Call of Duty?

Sam Brenner No. The real classics. Defender. Pac-man. Astroids. Games you play in an arcade which was a building outside of your house. You would go there with your friends, listen to music, cute girls everywhere. In ancient times, they call it 'socializing'.

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Sam Brenner Whoa. She went from zero to psycho in 3.4 seconds; a new world record.

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Choir Kids [On TV during the ball. Reciting] New York was in trouble. / Pac Man caused a ruckus / But the Arcaders saved us / 'Cause they're bad mother -

[TV broadcast is interrupted]

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Sam Brenner Why didn't you call me then?

Ludlow Lamonsoff Because the CIA has been tapping my phones ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited, JFK shot first.

Sam Brenner Ludlow, it is you.

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Eddie Plant [Talking about Q-Bert] Can I kill it?

Sam Brenner You can't kill Q-Bert! You gotta talk to it, get to know it better. Then kill it!

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Sam Brenner [after Proffesor Iwatani gets hand bitten off by Pac-Man] That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff!

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Sam Brenner We got this, if we don't, the world ends.

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Ludlow Lamonsoff [Surrenders to Lady Lisa] You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love.

[Lady Lisa drops her swords, Ludlow stands up and they kiss passionately]

Eddie Plant And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!

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Sam Brenner I was supposed to have a baby with my ex-wife. And the doctor who was helping us make the baby did help us make the baby but unfortunately I wasn't in the room.

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Max Headroom Well, well, well! Look who's here, Q-Bert the traitor and his cheating friends! Come to beg for a second chance? You're in luck! The boss wants to me-me-meet ya in person! So come on up. If you defeat him, you save your planet and destroy our warriors. But if you lose... Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Hahahaha!

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Eddie Plant Let's hit it!

[a chase begins in their cars as ghosts as Pac-Man moves around the city]

Sam Brenner Pac-Man's faster than I remember.

Eddie Plant Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.

[the chase continues until they got Pac-Man cornered]

Ludlow Lamonsoff We got him! He's got nowhere to go!

[Pac-Man moves and eats a power pellet, causing the cars as ghosts to turn deep blue]

Sam Brenner Oh, god, no!

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Ludlow Lamonsoff I believe that some alien life-force, has sent real life video games, to attack us.

[Scene cuts to Pac-Man attacking the firefighters truck]

Sam Brenner [Thinks for 4 seconds] That makes sense.

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Sam Brenner Is it your birthday?

Matty No. My parents are getting a divorce.

Sam Brenner Oh. So it's like 10 birthdays.

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Violet [Addressing Sam Brenner] Why are you following me?

Sam Brenner Oh God!

Violet I can't believe they even let you in here.

Sam Brenner Right.

President's Assistant Jennifer Colonel Van Patten, you can go right into the Situation Room.

Violet Yeah. See, they need me in the Situation Room, so have fun doing whatever you're doing.

President's Assistant Jennifer Mr. Brenner. The president is waiting for you in the Oval Office.

Sam Brenner [In a derisive tone of voice] Somebody's more important.

[Moonwalks and addresses a member of the presidential detail while looking at Violet]

Sam Brenner Freddie, can you keep the riff-raff outta here?

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Matty Anyway, my mom hates him and she says she's gonna invent a slut seeking missile to take out Sinnamon.

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Eddie Plant At least Martha Stewart would have made me a panini or some shit like that.

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Sam Brenner For the record, I'm an amazing kisser. All us nerds are, cause we appreciate it more.

Violet You didn't even brush your teeth this morning!

Sam Brenner I ate a Tic Tac!

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Eddie Plant I made your game my bitch!

Professor Iwatani What is ... "bitch"?

Sam Brenner Don't worry 'bout it. He's a criminal

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Ludlow Lamonsoff What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?

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Sam Brenner [Rescuing Violet] Grab onto my mighty hammer!

Violet You loved saying that.

Sam Brenner Yes, I did.

[Sam aims the hammer at Donkey Kong]

Sam Brenner I've been waiting to do this since 1982!

[Throws hammer at Donkey Kong and kills him]

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Violet Don't tell anybody that I killed a Smurf!

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Ludlow Lamonsoff Look at me, I'm delicious. They'll gobble me up like space dimsum!

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Sergeant Dylan Cohan You're my second favorite president. You know Obama is still my man, right?

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Q-Bert [showing his trademark speech bubble with characters depicting cursing] Oh crap!

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Sam Brenner I learned a lot of big words at the dorm room drug parties.

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Ludlow Lamonsoff Hi.Ludlow Lamonsoff. We'd actually met before but you will not remember because it was in the back of Brenner's van and I was watching through the window. *sniff* You smell so nice like the book of Genesis.

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Eddie Plant Pac Man? Boom! That's my jam. Let's get us some light cannons and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from.

Ludlow Lamonsoff No, no light cannons don't kill Pac Mac. Those... those little ghosts do.

Eddie Plant Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.

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