RoboCop Movie Quotes
Bixby Snyder
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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RoboCop
Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
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Clarence Boddicker
Bitches, leave!
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Clarence Boddicker
Can you fly, Bobby?
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[for demonstration, Mr. Kinney points a pistol at ED-209]
ED-209
[menacingly]
Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.
Dick Jones
I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.
[Mr. Kinney drops the pistol on the floor. ED-209 advances, growling]
ED-209
You now have fifteen seconds to comply.
[Mr. Kinney turns to Dick Jones, who looks nervous]
ED-209
You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.
[entire room of people in full panic trying to stay out of the line of fire, especially Mr. Kinney]
ED-209
You have five seconds to comply.
Kinney
Help...! Help me!
ED-209
Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!
[ED-209 opens fire and shreds Mr. Kinney]
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Bob Morton
What are your Prime Directives?
RoboCop
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
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Reporter
Robo, excuse me, Robo. Any special message for all the kids watching at home?
RoboCop
Stay out of trouble.
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Officer Lewis
[looking up]
Murphy... I'm a mess...
RoboCop
They'll fix you. They fix everything.
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Sal
Okay, let me, uh, try to put this in perspective. You killed a bunch of cops. Word around is that you've got a lot of heavy connections downtown. You make a lot of MY friends nervous. A lot of people... would love to see a guy like me... put a guy like you out of business.
Clarence Boddicker
I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not making myself clear. I don't want to fuck with you, Sal, but I got the connections. I got the sales organization. I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll shit snow for a year.
Sal
Frankie, blow this cocksucker's head off.
[both Clarence's and Sal's henchmen draw their guns]
Clarence Boddicker
Oooh. Guns, guns, guns! C'mon, Sal! The Tigers are playing...
[slaps the table]
Clarence Boddicker
...tonight. I never miss a game.
Sal
[grinning]
Just kidding.
[signals his henchmen to put their guns away]
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RoboCop
Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
Steve Minh
Oh...
[cocks shotgun]
Steve Minh
Fuck you!
[fires]
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[Emil walks backwards]
RoboCop
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
[Emil realizes who RoboCop really is, for he had heard that statement earlier]
Emil
I know you. You're dead! We killed you!
[starts running and firing at RoboCop]
Emil
We killed you!
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Bleach Blond Thug
Shit!
[RoboCop draws his gun]
Bleach Blond Thug
You... you better back-up, pal! 'Cuz... he's gonna kill her. He... he is gonna kill her!
[RoboCop, trying to subdue the suspects without hurting the woman, aims his gun around them both]
Creep
I'm gonna cut this bitch!
Bleach Blond Thug
He's gonna kill her, man!
Creep
I'm gonna cut this bitch!
Bleach Blond Thug
He... he's gonna kill her!
[RoboCop shoots through the woman's skirt, hitting the Creep's crotch, who then crumples to the ground screaming in pain]
Creep
Oooow! Ooow-how-ha-how! Ahhhh!
RoboCop
Your move, Creep.
Bleach Blond Thug
[simultaneously, while surrendering]
Okay, okay, it's okay!
Rape Victim
Oh, God. I was so scared. Thank you. Oh, thank you.
RoboCop
Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.
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RoboCop
Clarence Boddicker, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.
[RoboCop sends him flying through a window]
Clarence Boddicker
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I'm protected, man. I've got protection.
RoboCop
You have the right to an attorney.
Clarence Boddicker
What is this shiiiit.
[RoboCop sends him flying through another window]
Clarence Boddicker
Goddammit! Godammit! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck! There's another guy. He's, uh, he's OCP. He's a senior president.
RoboCop
Anything you say may be used against you.
Clarence Boddicker
It's Dick Jonessssss...
[RoboCop sends him flying through another window]
Clarence Boddicker
Don't you get it? You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones! He's the Number Two Guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops.
[RoboCop grabs his throat]
Clarence Boddicker
You're a cop. Cop!
[RoboCop's program intervenes to prevent him from killing Clarence in cold blood. He releases Clarence from his grasp]
RoboCop
Yes, I am a cop.
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Keva Rosenberg Unemployed Person
It's a free society - except there ain't nothin' free, because there's no guarantees, you know? You're on your own. It's the law of the jungle. Hoo-hoo.
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[Bob Morton has stormed off]
Officer Lewis
Sorry, Sarge. I fucked up.
Sgt. Reed
Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole.
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RoboCop
Murphy had a wife and son. What happened to them?
Officer Lewis
Well, after the funeral... she moved away.
RoboCop
Where did they go?
Officer Lewis
She thought you were dead. She started over again.
RoboCop
I can feel them... but I can't remember them.
[Lewis extends her arm to comfort Murphy]
RoboCop
Leave me alone.
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The Old Man
How can we help you, officer?
RoboCop
Dick Jones is wanted for murder.
Dick Jones
[Directive 4 starts flashing on RoboCop's status monitor]
This is absurd! That thing... is a violent mechanical psychopath!
RoboCop
My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company.
The Old Man
These are serious charges. What is your evidence?
[RoboCop turns to the wall and inserts his data spike into the wall socket, a video starts to play]
Dick Jones
[from video playback]
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake. I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
Dick Jones
[takes a gun and holds it against the Old Man's head, wrapping his arm around his neck]
Get up! Get up! I want a chopper, now! We will walk to the roof very calmly, I will board the chopper with my hostage. Anybody tries to stop me... the old geezer gets it.
The Old Man
Dick, you're fired!
[Directive 4 disappears from RoboCop's status monitor]
RoboCop
Thank you.
[the Old Man jabs Dick Jones from behind with his elbow, and RoboCop starts shooting at Dick Jones, who is no longer an OCP employee; Dick Jones falls through a glass window to the ground below and dies]
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Bob Morton
What the fuck are you doing? Do you know who I am? If you think you're gonna get away with this, you got another thing... Ahh!
[Clarence Boddicker shoots Morton in the leg. Morton falls]
Bob Morton
Goddammit!
[Clarence fires three more times, shooting Morton in both legs]
Bob Morton
[whimpers]
Stop! I'll give you anything you want! Just please, please don't kill me, all right?
[Clarence pops in a CD and the sneering face of Dick Jones appears onscreen]
Dick Jones
Hello, buddy boy. Dick Jones here. I guess you're on your knees right about now, begging for your life. Pathetic. You don't feel so cocky now, do ya, Bob?
Bob Morton
Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it right now.
Dick Jones
You know what the tragedy is here, Bob? We could have been friends...
[Clarence pulls out a grenade with a pin in it]
Dick Jones
...but you wouldn't go through proper channels.
[Bob shakes his head "no."]
Dick Jones
You went over my head. That hurt...
[Clarence pulls out the pin with his tongue, setting the timer]
Dick Jones
...but life goes on, it's an old story, the fight for love and glory, huh, Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game, Bob. Every game has a winner and a loser.
[Clarence confidently walks out. Morton desperately crawls toward the grenade, bleeding profusely from his legs]
Dick Jones
I'm cashing you out, Bob.
[last thing we see is Morton failing to get a firm grip on the rolling grenade and Jones' smiling face just before the house explodes]
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Dick Jones
Come in, officer. You know, I usually don't see anyone without an appointment, but your case I'll make an exception.
RoboCop
You are under arrest.
Dick Jones
Oh? On what charge?
RoboCop
Aiding and abetting a known felon.
Dick Jones
Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble. You better take me in.
RoboCop
I will.
[Then RoboCop's Directive prevents him from arresting Jones, and is trying to fight it]
Dick Jones
What's the matter officer? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called "Directive 4", my little contribution to your psychological profile. Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think? That you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product, and we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?
[RoboCop, trying to resist his Directive, draws his gun, but drops it]
Dick Jones
Ahh, still a little fight left in you. Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine.
[ED-209 marches into the room]
Dick Jones
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
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Clarence Boddicker
Okay. I give up.
RoboCop
I'm not arresting you anymore.
[as RoboCop steadily advances, taking aim on Clarence, Clarence's nervous chuckles slowly turn to near panic as he realizes that Robocop truly means to kill him]
Clarence Boddicker
H-hey, now wait a second. Now, wait a minute. You're taking this kind of personal, aren't ya? Come on, man. Come on, now. You're making me nervous. Come on, you can't do this! Come on, now! Don't mess around! Hey! Hey! Come on, man. Now, don't get cute!
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RoboCop
Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.
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Clarence Boddicker
Hey, Dickey boy. How's tricks?
Dick Jones
That *thing* is still alive.
Clarence Boddicker
I don't know what you're talking about.
Dick Jones
The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to.
Clarence Boddicker
[gets up close to Jones' face]
Hey... take a look at my face, *Dick*! He was trying to kill me.
Dick Jones
He's a cyborg, you idiot! He recorded every word you said. His memory's admissible as evidence! You *involved* me! You're gonna have to kill it.
Clarence Boddicker
Well, listen, chief... your company built the fucking thing! Now I gotta deal with it? I don't have time for this bullshit!
[Clarence starts heading out the doors but Dick recaptures his interest]
Dick Jones
Suit yourself, Clarence... but Delta City begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living in trailers. That means drugs, gambling, prostitution - virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets. One man could control it all, Clarence.
Clarence Boddicker
Well, I guess we're gonna be friends after all... *Richard*.
Dick Jones
[tosses RoboCop's tracking device to Clarence]
Destroy it.
Clarence Boddicker
Gonna need some major firepower. You got access to military weaponry?
Dick Jones
We practically are the military.
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Dougy
We rob the banks but we never get to keep the money.
Emil
Takes money to make money. We steal money to buy coke then sell the coke to make even more money. Capital investment, man.
Dougy
Yeah, but why bother making it when we can just steal it?
Emil
No better way to steal money than free enterprise. Smoke?
Dougy
Naw. Ya know, those things'll kill ya.
Emil
Yeah. You wanna live forever?
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Murphy
Role models can be very important to a boy.
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Prisoner
Now, I am... I am what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! I get my orders from a higher source.
Sgt. Reed
Shut up, asshole.
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Hophead
[firing semi-automatic at RoboCop]
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
[bullets deflect off RoboCop's armor]
Hophead
[RoboCop grabs gun barrel and bends downward]
[Hophead is shocked, runs for front door]
Hophead
[RoboCop knocks him through a glass fridge window]
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[at the police station]
Slimey Lawyer
Attempted murder? Well, it's not like he killed someone. This is a clear violation of my client's civil rights.
Bail Bondsman
Make it aggravated assault and I can make bail, in cash, now!
Sgt. Reed
[angrily]
Listen, pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning! Now, get out of my police station, and take laughing boy with ya!
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[while Murphy arrests Emil, his gang gets the drop on Murphy]
Leon Nash
Why don't you let us take over from here, Emil?
[Emil disarms Murphy and then picks up his own shotgun]
Emil
Your ass is mine.
[takes Murphy's helmet off and puts it on Emil]
Clarence Boddicker
You a good cop, hot shot? Well, sure you are. Why, you gotta be some kind of... GREAT cop to come in here all by yourself.
[strikes Murphy hard behind his knees, dropping him to the ground]
Clarence Boddicker
Where's your partner? Where's your partner?
[hits Murphy in the shoulder blade with his rifle butt]
Joe Cox
[coming in]
Well, guys, other one was upstairs. She was sweeeeeeet, mm, mm, mm. I took her out.
[laughs]
Clarence Boddicker
[to Murphy]
I bet that really pisses you off. You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy. Do ya?
Murphy
Buddy, I think you're slime.
[gang laughs]
Clarence Boddicker
See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops.
[Waves the aim of his gun a few times about Murphy's body, mimicking the sound of a tracking device before finally shooting Murphy's right hand off. The gang laughs in hysterics]
Clarence Boddicker
Well, give the man a hand! He's all yours.
[the gang laughs watching Murphy struggle to his feet, grasping his bleeding stump]
Emil
All right, all right. Look out.
Steve Minh
Turn around, man.
Joe Cox
Pretty boy. Hey, over here.
[Murphy turns with great difficulty and faces the gang, who gleefully empty their guns into him, shooting his wounded arm completely off]
Murphy
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... OW! Oh! Oh! OW! OUUUUUUUUUU...
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Alarm voice-over
Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!
Commercial girl
You crossed my line of death.
Commerical mom
You haven't dismantled your MX stockpile.
Commercial boy
Pakistan is threatening my border!
Commercial dad
That's it, buster! No more military aid.
[a simulated nuclear explosion ensues]
Commercial Voice-Over
Nukem. Get them before they get you. Another quality home game from Butler Brothers.
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Emil
[dying after taking an acid bath]
Help meeeee...
Leon Nash
Don't touch me, man!
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[Ron Miller is holding City Hall hostage to get an old job back while Lt. Hedgecock is negotiating from outside with a bullhorn]
Lt Hedgecock
Okay, Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you whatever you want!
Miller
First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!
Lt Hedgecock
Okay.
Miller
And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
Lt Hedgecock
What kind of car, Miller?
Miller
Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!
Lt Hedgecock
How about the, uh, 6000 SUX?
Miller
Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?
Lt Hedgecock
Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt!
Miller
Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see?
[Miller goes over to the Mayor]
Lt Hedgecock
Get up, Your Honor. Get up! Get up. Your public wants to see you.
[Miller pulls the Mayor to the window and points the gun at his head]
Miller
Nobody ever takes me seriously! We'll get serious now... and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!
[RoboCop punches through the wall, grabs Miller and the gun, then punches Miller in the face to send him flying out the window]
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[ED-209 has malfunctioned during a demonstration, killing Kinney in the boardroom]
Dick Jones
I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback.
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The Old Man
We're scheduled to begin construction in six months. Your "temporary setback" could cost us fifty million dollars in interest payments alone!
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[RoboCop stabs him in the throat; Clarence screams in pain as he staggers away and collapses]
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Dick Jones
[in the executive bathroom]
Congratulations, Bob.
Bob Morton
Thanks.
Dick Jones
I remember when I was a young executive for this company. I used to call the old man funny names - Iron Butt, Boner... once I even called him... Asshole - but there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn, and you just stepped over it, buddy-boy. You've insulted me and you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guaranteed military sale with ED 209 - renovation program, spare parts for twenty-five years... Who cares if it worked or not?
Bob Morton
The old man thought it was pretty important... Dick.
Dick Jones
You know, he's a sweet old man, and he means well, but he's not gonna live forever and I'm number two around here. Pretty simple math, huh, Bob? You just, uh...
Dick Jones
[grabbing Morton's hair]
... fucked with the wrong guy.
Bob Morton
[removes Jones' hand from his hair]
You're out of your fuckin' mind!
Dick Jones
You'd better pray that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.
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ED-209
[seeing RoboCop drive up to the OCP entrance]
You are illegally parked on private property. You have twenty seconds to move your vehicle.
[Just as it gets ready to shoot, RoboCop uses the Cobra Assault Cannon to destroy the ED-209]
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Bob Morton
Hey, he's old, we're young, and that's life.
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Jesse Perkins
Robocop: Who is he? What is he? Where does he come from? He is OCP"s newest soldier in their revolutionary crime management program. OCP spokesmen claim that the fearless machine has crooks on the run in Old Detroit. Today, kids at Lee Iacocca Elementary School got to meet in person what their parents only read about in comic books.
Reporter
Robo, excuse me, Robo! Any special message for all the kids watching at home?
RoboCop
Stay out of trouble.
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Clarence Boddicker
Listen, I'm here to see Dick Jones, but when I'm done, I've got some free time. Maybe you could, um... fit me in.
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Officer Lewis
Murphy, it's you!
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Joe Cox
[to Lewis]
Mind if I... zip this up?
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Grocery Mom
[Hophead puts a comic book onto the check out counter, and the grocery mom puts the comic book in a bag]
Would there be anything else, sir?
Hophead
[muffled]
Yeah, empty the register and put the money in the bag.
Grocery Mom
Excuse me?
Hophead
[shouts]
I said give me your money and all of it, and don't fuck with me!
[Hophead takes out a machine gun from his coat]
Hophead
Now move! Open the safe, pops. Open the god-damn safe!
Grocery Pop
We-we don't have a safe.
Hophead
Shit!
[Hophead kicks the display of beer cans that hides a safe]
Hophead
There's your god-damn safe! Open that son of a bitch! I'm gonna count to three and you'd better open that son of a bitch! Come on, come ON!
Hophead
[Points the gun at the mom's head]
I'm gonna blow her brains out.
Grocery Pop
I'll open the safe.
Hophead
Good boy.
[the pop works on the safe]
Hophead
Come on! Well, you better open that on the count of three. One. Two.
[RoboCop comes in]
Hophead
Fuck me!
RoboCop
Drop the gun. You are under arrest.
Hophead
[shouting while shooting at RoboCop]
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
[RoboCop bends the nose of Hophead's gun. Hophead tries to run away but RoboCop tosses him into a freezer]
Bixby Snyder
[From the TV]
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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Bob Morton
How does he eat?
Roosevelt
His digestive system is extremely simple. This processor dispenses a rudimentary paste that sustains his organic systems.
Bob Morton
Knock yourself out.
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[Morton and Johnson head to the elevator after the boardroom meeting]
Bob Morton
Yes! Now that's how it's done in the big leagues, Johnson. You see an opening, you GO for it!
[both walk into the elevator]
Johnson
You better watch your back, Bob. Jones is gonna come looking for you.
Bob Morton
Oh, fuck Jones. He fumbled the ball and I was there to pick it up.
Johnson
Too bad about Kinney, huh?
Bob Morton
That's life in the big city.
Bob Morton
As soon as some poor schmuck volunteers.
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Sgt. Reed
Lewis, come here when you're finished fucking around with your suspect!
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RoboCop
Looking for me?
[shoots Joe mercilessly]
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Commercial Voice-Over
It's back. Big is back, because bigger is better. 6000 SUX - an American tradition!
[caption on screen says "An American Tradition. 8.2 MPG"]
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[ED-209 has malfunctioned and killed Mr. Kinney in a demonstration]
Bob Morton
Somebody wanna call a *goddamn* paramedic? Let's go, Johnson!
[picks up phone and yells back to others]
Johnson
All right, look, don't touch 'em. Don't *touch* 'em!
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Clarence Boddicker
Shit! I don't believe it!
Bobby
What?
Clarence Boddicker
You... you burnt the fucking money!
Bobby
I had to blow the door! What do you want?
Clarence Boddicker
It's as good as marked, you asshole. You stupid, stupid asshole!
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Roosevelt
The entire outer skin will be like this.
Tyler
It's titanium, laminated with kevlar.
Roosevelt
Go ahead. Shake his hand.
[the robotic arm extends to shake Morton's hand]
Bob Morton
Come here often? How you doin'?
Bob Morton
[cringes as the robot hand grips his hand hard]
Ow! God! He's got a helluva grip!
Tyler
It's 400 foot-pounds. He could crush every bone in your hand.
Roosevelt
All right, attach it to his shoulder.
Bob Morton
[as the robotic arm wheels out]
I like that.
Bob Morton
[Looks right into RoboCop's point of view]
You are gonna be a bad motherfucker!
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Sgt. Reed
I don't want to hear any more talk about strike! We're not plumbers! We're police officers - and police officers don't strike!
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Jesse Perkins
Good evening, I'm Jess Perkins with Casey Wong. Top story: Santa Barbara. 10,000 acres of wooded residential land were scorched in an instant when a laser cannon aboard the Strategic Defense Peace Platform misfired today during routine startup tests. Casey?
Casey Wong
Yes, it was a day of mourning for the families of 113 known dead at this hour. Among them: two former United States presidents who had retired in the Santa Barbara area. A day of mourning for a country.
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[RoboCop's debut is shown from his POV. At first he is covered with a tarp]
Bob Morton
We get the best of both worlds. The fastest reflexes possible today, computer-assisted memory, and a lifetime of on-the-street officer programming. It is my great pleasure to present to you... RoboCop.
[the attendees applaud and cheer. Bob motions for RoboCop to stand up and follow him]
Bob Morton
Come on, come on! That's for you! That's for you!
Johnson
Go, Robo!
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Dick Jones
I say good business is where you find it.
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Clarence Boddicker
You can keep the gum.
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The Old Man
Maybe what we need here is a fresh perspective.
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Lt Hedgecock
We wait. Terrorism is a very tricky business. Massive and immediate retaliation is the best policy. Unfortunately...
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Officer Lewis
I asked him his name. He didn't know.
Bob Morton
Oh, great. Let me make it real clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He's got a program. He's product. Is that clear?
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[OCP executive Bob Morton is interviewed on Mediabreak]
Robert 'Bob' Morton
At Security Concepts, we're projecting the end of crime in Old Detroit within forty days. There's a new guy in town. His name is RoboCop.
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RoboCop
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[entering a convenience store, robbery in progress]
RoboCop
Drop the gun, you are under arrest!
Hophead
[firing semi-automatic at RoboCop]
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
[bullets deflect off RoboCop's armor]
Hophead
[RoboCop grabs gun barrel and bends downward]
[shocked Hophead runs for front door]
Hophead
[RoboCop knocks him through a glass fridge window]
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[Dougy picks up a shot gun and Murphy shoots him dead. Emil grabs his shotgun but just holds it, knowing Murphy's got him dead to rights]
Murphy
Go ahead and do it. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
[Emil surrenders]
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Dick Jones
Every policeman knows when he joins the force that there are certain inherent risks that come with the territory. Ask any cop, he'll tell ya, "If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen."
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Bob Morton
You want to take him offline because he had a dream? What? Are you kidding?
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Dick Jones
We now have a contract to run local law enforcement. But, at Security Concepts., we believe an efficient police force is only part of the solution. No, we need something more. We need a 24-hour-a-day police officer. A *cop* who doesn't need to eat or sleep. A cop with superior firepower *and* the reflexes to use it.
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Technician #1
Hey, look. Bucket-boy's online.
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Jimmy Murphy
[watching T.J. Lazer twirl his gun then holstering it]
Can you do that, dad?
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Jesse Perkins
Good evening, I'm Jess Perkins with Casey Wong.Top story: Santa Barbara. 10,000 acres of wooded residential land were scorched in an instant when a laser cannon aboard the Strategic Defense Peace Platform misfired today during routine startup tests. Casey.
Casey Wong
Yes, it was a day of mourning for the families of 113 known dead at this hour. Among them: two former United States presidents who had retired in the Santa Barbara area. A day of mourning for a country.
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[first lines]
News Crew
This is Media Break. You give us 3 minutes, and we'll give you the world.
Casey Wong
Good morning. I'm Casey Wong, with Jess Perkins. Top story: Pretoria. The threat of nuclear confrontation in South Africa escalated today when the ruling white military government of that besieged city-state unveiled a French-made neutron bomb and affirmed its willingness to use the 3 megaton device as the city's last line of defense.
Jesse Perkins
And the President's first press conference from the Star Wars orbiting peace platform got off to a shaky start when power failed, causing a brief but harmless period of weightlessness for the visiting President and his staff.
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Starkweather
We're getting creamed out there, Reed.
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Tyler
[while creating RoboCop]
We were able to save the left arm.
Bob Morton
What? I thought we agreed on total body prosthesis. Now, lose the arm, okay?
Tyler
Jesus, Morton!
[snaps his finger at RoboCop]
Bob Morton
Can he understand what I'm saying?
Roosevelt
Doesn't matter. We're gonna blank his memory anyway.
Bob Morton
Well, I think we should lose the arm. Wha-what do you think, Johnson?
Johnson
Well, he signed a release form when he joined the force. He's legally dead. We can do pretty much what we want to him.
Bob Morton
Lose the arm.
Tyler
Shut him down. Prep him for surgery.
[looks down at RoboCop while his monitor vision shuts off]
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Murphy's Wife
I really have to tell you something! I love you
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Clarence Boddicker
Hey, Emil! How's the Gray Bar Motel?
Emil
Not bad.
[shows his prison uniform]
Emil
They let me keep the shirt. Nobody popped my cherry!
Leon Nash
Emil, how ya doin', man? Good to see ya!
Joe Cox
[Joe pulls up in a stolen car]
Hey, hey! First they let me out of jail for free, then what do I find in the prison parking lot but a brand new 6000 SUX. Still got the factory sticker on it!
Leon Nash
Hey, Clarence! Joey's got a car just like yours, man!
Joe Cox
Yo, Clarence, what do you think, buddy?
Joe Cox
[seeing Clarence take out a Cobra Assault cannon]
What do you got there, Clarence, huh? Whoa! A new toy! Can I play?
Clarence Boddicker
Huh? Watch this...
[Clarence aims the assault cannon at Joe's 6000 SUX]
Joe Cox
Wait... wait a minute, Clarence! Clarence!
[BOOM, the car explodes into flames]
Joe Cox
Ah, shit! Fuck!
Clarence Boddicker
Nice car, Joe!
[Clarence makes a kissy kissy face]
Joe Cox
Fuck you, Clarence.
Emil
Lemme try that!
Clarence Boddicker
Cobra Assault Cannon - state of the art bang - bang!
[Emil takes the launcher from Clarence and blows up a store with it]
Emil
[shouts]
I LIKE it!
Joe Cox
[trying to take the launcher from Emil]
Give it up, faggot little man!
Emil
No, butthole! Get your own!
Clarence Boddicker
Come on!
[Clarence allows Joe the cannon while Emil fetches another from the car, and both have fun blowing up random things]
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The Old Man
My friends, I've had this dream for more than a decade now, a dream which I've invited you all to share with me.
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Emil
What are you, crazy, man?
Clarence Boddicker
Shut the fuck up and do it! Just do it!
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The Old Man
These are serious charges. What is your evidence?
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Emil
Smoke?
Dougy
Nah. You know those things'll kill you.
Emil
Yeah. D'you wanna live forever?
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Chandra
There's just something about the way it sounds: "Vice President." It just turns me on.
Bob Morton
God, you girls are so great! I mean, I just love to be with intelligent women. Smart is so - sexy.
Tawney
I know. Sometimes, I could just think of something - and it could just get me so horny.
Bob Morton
Yeah, well, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. I get bored so easily.
Chandra
Yep. And you need lots of stimulation, Bobby.
Bob Morton
Yes, I do!
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[the gleeful gang shoots Murphy firing-squad style till...]
Joe Cox
Shit! I'm out of ammo.
Emil
Me, too.
Joe Cox
[to a mangled Murphy, in sing-songy taunting tone]
Does it hurt? Does it hurt?
[laughs]
Clarence Boddicker
Okay, fun's over.
[shoots Murphy in the head]
Clarence Boddicker
Okay, let's get out of here.
Joe Cox
[to Murphy]
Good night, sweet prince.
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Dick Jones
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
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The Old Man
Old Detroit has a cancer. The cancer is crime, and it must be cut out before we employ the two million workers that will breathe life into this city again.
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Clarence Boddicker
Think about it, chum. Good business is where you find it.
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Dick Jones
Jesus, you really screwed up.
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Kaplan
Well, I'll tell you what we should do. We should strike. Fuck 'em!
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Bob Morton
Let's get out of here. Listen, Reed.
Sgt. Reed
Yeah.
Bob Morton
Try and keep one thing in mind. This project doesn't concern cops. It's classified. It's OCP. Got it, mister?
Sgt. Reed
Yeah, I got it.
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Clarence Boddicker
Come on, Emil. Get your ass in the van!
Emil
Come on, lard-ass, let's move it!
Joe Cox
I'll get you, faggot, haha-ha!
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Casey Wong
More fighting in the Mexican crisis when American troops joined in a raid with Mexican Nationals against rebel rocket positions in Acapulco.
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Dick Jones
Fellow executives, it gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement. ED-209. The Enforcement Droid series 209 is a self-sufficient law enforcement robot. 209 is currently programmed for urban pacification.
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Johnson
Don't mess with Jones, man. He'll make sushi out of you.
Kinney
Yeah, you better be careful. Man, I hear Jones is a real shark.
Bob Morton
[turns to Kinney]
Who asked you, twerp?
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Clarence Boddicker
I don't think I want to pay that, Sal.
Sal
I don't give a shit what you want to pay. I set the prices here.
Clarence Boddicker
Listen, pal, maybe you haven't heard. I'm the guy in Old Detroit. You want space in my marketplace... you're gonna have to give me a volume discount.
Sal
Not into... discounts.
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Dick Jones
Because no matter what happens, this corporation will live up to the guiding principles of its founder: courage, strength, conviction.
[the employees at the table applaud]
Dick Jones
We will meet each new challenge with the same aggressive attitude.
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Sgt. Reed
[TV Version]
Listen pal, your client's a crumbag! You're a crumbag, and crumbags see the judge on Monday morning!
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Bob Morton
He's got this killer rep, but it's a smoke screen. He's basically lost his teeth. The guy's a pussy!
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Kaplan
I don't like it any more than you do, Reed, but listen.
Sgt. Reed
You listen to me, you asshole! You're talking about shutting down a major metropolitan police force! Without cops, this city would tear itself apart!
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Clarence Boddicker
Bye-bye, baby.
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Joe Cox
[shouts]
Ha HAA ha-ha HA! The wreckin' crew is here! Where IS that metallic mother...
Clarence Boddicker
Zip it up, will you, man? Nothing fancy. Just kill him!
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Clarence Boddicker
Listen chief, your company built the fucking thing now I gotta deal with it?
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Chandra
You gonna call me?
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