Lady and the Tramp Movie Quotes
Boris
Ah, but remember, my friends. Even Tramp has his Achilles heel.
Pedro
Pardon me, amigo. What is this chili deal?
Boris
Achilles heel, Pedro. This is meaning his, uh, weaknesses.
Toughy
Oh! Oh, the dames. Yeah.
Bulldog in Pound
He has an eye for a well-turned paw, he has. Let's see, there's been Lulu...
Toughy
Yeah, and Trixie...
Dachsie
Und Fifi...
Pedro
And my sister, Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahua. I think.
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Lady
Oh! Oh, dear!
Tramp
Is something wrong, Pidge?
Lady
It's morning.
Tramp
Yeah. So it is.
Lady
I should have been home hours ago.
Tramp
Why? Because you still believe in that old "in the faithful old dog tray" routine? Aw, come on, Pidge. Open up your eyes.
Lady
Open my eyes?
Tramp
To what a dog's life can really be! I'll show you what I mean. Look down there. Tell me what you see.
Lady
Well, I see nice homes, with yards and fences...
Tramp
Exactly. Life on a leash. Look again, Pige. Look, there's a great big hunk of world down there, with no fence around it. Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement. And beyond those distant hills, who knows what wonderful experiences? And it's all ours for the taking, Pige. It's all ours.
Lady
It sound wonderful.
Tramp
But?
Lady
But who'd watch over the baby?
Tramp
[shaking his head]
You win. Come on. I'll take you home.
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Si
Si, Am: We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please.
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[about Tramp]
Peg
What a dog!
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Joe
Here's your bones-a, Tony.
Tony
Okay, bones. Bones? Whassa matta for you, Joe? I break-a your face-e! Tonight, Butch-a, he's-a get the best in the house!
Joe
Okay, Tony! You the boss.
Tony
[Showing Tramp the menu]
Now, tell me, what's your pleasure? A la carte? Dinner?
[Tramp barks]
Tony
Aha, okay. Hey, Joe! Butch-a he say he wants-a two spaghetti speciale, heavy on the meats-a ball.
Joe
Tony, dogs-a don't a-talk!
Tony
He's a-talkin' to me!
Joe
Okay, he's a-talkin' to you! You the boss!
[brings the spaghetti, muttering to himself in Italian; Tony snatches the spaghetti from him and serves it to the dogs]
Tony
Now, here you are-a, the best-a spaghetti in-a town.
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[first lines]
Jim Dear
[Giving Darling a hatbox]
It's for you, Darling. Merry Christmas.
Darling
Oh, Jim, dear. It's the one I was admiring, isn't it? Trimmed with ribbons?
Jim Dear
Well, it *has* a ribbon.
[the box is opened; inside is a puppy wearing a ribbon]
Darling
Oh, how sweet.
Jim Dear
You like her, Darling?
Darling
[hugging the puppy]
Oh, I love her. What a perfectly beautiful little Lady.
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[last lines]
Trusty
As my grandpappy, Ol' Reliable, used to say... I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Ol' Reliable before?
Puppies
No you haven't, Uncle Trusty.
Trusty
Huh? I haven't? Well, as Ol' Reliable used to say... he'd say, uh... He'd say, uh... er... Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say!
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Lady
What's a... baby?
Jock
Well, they... they resemble humans.
Trusty
But I'd say a mite smaller.
Jock
Aye, and they walk on all fours.
Trusty
And if I remember correctly... they beller a lot.
Jock
Aye, and they're very expensive. You'll no be permitted to play wi' it.
Trusty
But they're mighty sweet.
Jock
And very very soft.
Tramp
Just a cute little bundle... of trouble!
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Tramp
Aw, come on, Pige. It wasn't my fault.
Lady
Hmph!
Tramp
I thought you were right behind me. Honest. When I heard they'd taken you to the pound, I...
Lady
Oh, don't even mention that horrible place.
[Sobbing]
Lady
I was so embarrassed... and frightened...
Tramp
Oh, now, now. Who could ever harm a little trick like you?
Lady
[Angry]
Trick? Trick! Oh, that reminds me. Who is Trixie?
Tramp
Trixie?
Lady
And Lulu and Fifi and Rosita Chiquita wh... whatever her name is?
Tramp
Chiquita... chiquita, oh... Oh! Yes! Well, I-I-I can explain...
Lady
As far as I'm concerned, you needn't worry about your old heel.
Tramp
M-m-my heel?
Lady
I don't need you to shelter and protect me.
Tramp
Yes, b-but...
Lady
If you grow careless, don't blame me. And I don't care if the Cossacks do pick you up! Goodbye! And take this with you!
[Tosses back the bone Tramp gave her]
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Lady
[Watching Trusty running and howling in his sleep]
He's dreaming.
Jock
Aye, dreamin' of those bonnie bygone days when he and his grandfather were tracking criminals through the swamps.
Lady
They were?
Jock
But that was before...
Lady
Before what?
Jock
'Tis time you knew the truth, lassie. It shouldn't have happened to a dog, but... well, Trusty has lost his sense of smell.
Lady
[Gasp]
No!
Jock
Aye, but we must never let on that we know, lassie. It would break his poor heart.
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Tony
Hey, Joe! Look! Butch-a, he's got a new girlfriend.
Joe
Well, a-son of a gun! He's a got a cockerel Spanish-a girl.
Tony
Hey, she's pretty sweet kiddo, Butch. You take-a Tony's advice and settle down with this-a one, eh? Hehehe.
Lady
"This-a one"?
Tramp
This-a one... this-a... Oh! Tony, you know. He's-a not-a speak-a English-a pretty good.
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Toughy
[about the Tramp's girlfriends]
Yeah. But he never takes 'em serious.
Boris
Ah, but someday he is meeting someone different. Some delicate, fragile creature who's giving him a wish to shelter and protect.
Bulldog in Pound
Like Miss Park Avenue 'ere, eh, Matey?
Boris
Mmm, could be. But when he does...
Peg
Yeah, I'm way ahead of ya. Under the spell of true love...
Bulldog in Pound
The poor chump grows careless...
Boris
The Cossacks are picking him up...
Toughy
And it's curtains for the Tramp.
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Beaver
[struggling with a log]
Ah-ah-ah, busy sonny, busy! Gotta slide this sycamore to the - ung - swamp!
Tramp
But this'll only take a second of your time...
Beaver
Only a second! Listen, listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?
Tramp
Yeah, but...
Beaver
Gotta get this log movin', sonny, gotta get it movin'! T'ain't the cuttin' take's the time, it's the doggone haulin'!
Tramp
[looking from the leash to a branch on the log]
The hauling! Exactly! Now, what you need is...
Beaver
[chewing through part of the log]
Better bisect this section here...
Tramp
What you need is a log puller.
[yelling]
Tramp
I SAID A LOG PULLER!
Beaver
I ain't deef, sonny. There's no need to... Did you say log puller?
Tramp
[like a salesman]
Haha, and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend!
Beaver
You don't say!
Tramp
Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time sixty-six percent!
Beaver
Sixty-six percent, eh? Figure that! Well, how's it work?
Tramp
[demonstrating]
Why, it's no work at all! You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off!
Beaver
Uh, say, d'you mind if I slip it on for size?
Tramp
Help yourself, friend, help yourself!
Beaver
Okay! Hehe. Don't mind if I do! Uh... how'd'ya get the carn-starnded thing off, sonny?
Tramp
Glad you brought that up, friend, glad you brought that up! To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth...
Beaver
Like this?
Tramp
Kee-rect, friend. Now bite HARD!
[beaver bites the muzzle off]
Tramp
You see?
Lady
It's off!
Beaver
Say, that *is* simple!
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Jock
Dinnae listen, lassie. No human is that cruel!
Trusty
Of course not, Miss Lady. Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.
Tramp
[laughing]
Oh, come on now, fellas! You haven't fallen for that old line now, have you?
Jock
Aye, and we've no need for mongr-r-rels and their r-r-radical ideas. Off with ya now! Off with ya! Off with ya!
Tramp
Okay, Sandy.
Jock
The name's Jock!
Tramp
Okay, Jock.
Jock
Heather Lad of Glencairn, to you!
Tramp
Okay, okay, okay! But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.
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Lady
...But when she put that horrible muzzle on me...
Tramp
Say no more, I get the whole picture. Aunts, cats, muzzles... Well, that what comes of tying yourself down to one family.
Lady
Haven't you a family?
Tramp
One for every day of the week. The point is, none of them have me.
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Tramp
Not to change the subject, but, um... ever chased chickens?
Lady
I should say not!
Tramp
Oh-ho, then you've never lived!
Lady
But we shouldn't.
Tramp
I know. That's what makes it fun. Aw, come on, kid. Start building some memories.
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[Lady approaches the baby's room deep in thought and singing to herself]
Lady
What is a baby? I just can't understand. It must be something wonderful. It must be something grand. 'Cause everybody's smiling, in a kind and wistful way, and they haven't even noticed that I'm around today.
[Jim Dear comes down the stairs whistling, doesn't notice her]
Lady
What is a baby, anyway? Oh what is a baby? I must find out today, what makes Jim Dear and Darling... act... this... way...
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[after being chased into the rich end of town]
Tramp
Well! Snob Hill.
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Jim Dear
[Following Lady up the stairs]
What is it, old girl? What are you trying...
[finds the dead rat]
Jim Dear
Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here!
Darling
What is it Jim?
[gasps]
Aunt Sarah
[screams]
Aah! A rat!
Trusty
A rat! We should've known.
Jock
[regretfully]
I misjudged him. Badly.
Trusty
[running towards the gate]
Come on! We got to stop that wagon!
Jock
[hurrying after him]
But man, we dinnae know which way they've gone!
Trusty
We'll track 'em down!
Jock
[struggling to keep up]
A-a-and then?
Trusty
We'll hold 'em! Hold 'em at bay!
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[repeated line]
Trusty
As my grandpappy, Ol' Reliable, used to say... I don't recollect if I ever mentioned Ol' Reliable before?
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Tramp
Just a cute little bundle... of trouble. Yeah, they scratch, pinch, pull ears... Aw, but shucks, any dog can take that. It's what they do to your happy home. Move it over, will ya, friend? Homewreckers, that's what they are!
Jock
Look here, laddie! Who are you to barge in?
Tramp
The voice of experience, buster. Just wait 'til Junior gets here. You feel the urge for a nice, comfortable scratch, and... "Put that dog out! He'll get fleas all over the baby!" You start barking at some strange mutt...
[Barks]
Tramp
"Stop that racket, you'll wake the baby!" And then... then they hit you on the room and board department. Oh, remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef? Forget 'em. Leftover baby food. And that nice, warm bed by the fire? A leaky dog house.
Lady
Oh, dear!
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Tramp
[preparing to leave]
Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so...
Beaver
Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast, sonny.
[puts on the muzzle]
Beaver
I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price.
Tramp
Oh, no. It's all yours, friend. You can keep it.
Beaver
I can, eh?
[excitedly]
Beaver
I can?
Lady
Uh-huh. It's a free sample.
Beaver
[very pleased]
Well, thanks a lot. Thanks ever so...
[he slips and falls, dragging the log along; they land in the pond, where the log fits neatly over the dam spillway]
Beaver
[proudly]
Say! It works swell!
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Tramp
[looking around at the rich end of town]
I'll bet they got a lid on every trash can.
[sees a small metal fence around a tree]
Tramp
Uh-oh, and a fence around every tree. I wonder what the leash-and-collar set does for excitement?
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Tramp
Now take the Schultzes here. Little Fritzy - that's me, Pidge - makes this his Monday home.
Lady
Monday home?
Tramp
[German accent]
Ach, ja! Mondays is Mama Schultz cooking der Wienerschnitzel.
[Drops accent]
Tramp
Mmm-mmm. Delicious.
Tramp
[Irish accent]
Now, O'Brien's here is where little Mike - sure'n that's me again, Pidge - comes of a Tuesday.
Lady
Of a Tuesday?
Tramp
[Continuing accent]
Begorra, that's when they're after havin' the darlin' corned beef.
[Drops accent]
Tramp
You see, Pidge, when you're footloose and collar-free, well, you take nothing but the best.
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[Trying to explain to Lady that Darling is going to have a baby]
Trusty
You see, miss Lady, there comes a time in the life of all humans when uh... well as they put it... uh, the birds and the bees?
[Lady looks bewildered]
Trusty
Or well... uh... the stork? You know? Uh, no...? Well uh...
Jock
What he's tryin' to say, Lassie, is, Darling is expecting a wee bairn!
Lady
Bairn?
Trusty
He means a baby, miss Lady.
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Tramp
[to a pair of pigeons]
Hi, gals. How's pickin's?
[the pigeons fly away]
Tramp
Pretty slim, eh?
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Toughy
Well, wow, look youse guys, Miss Park Avenue herself.
Bulldog in Pound
Blimey, a regular bloomin' debutante.
Toughy
Yeah, and pipe the crown jewel she's wearin'.
Bulldog in Pound
Hey, whatcha in for, sweetheart? Putting fleas on the butler?
[Toughy and the bulldog both laugh]
Peg
All right, all right, you guys! Lay off, will you?
Toughy
Aw, what's the matter, Peg?
Bulldog in Pound
We was only havin' a bit of sport, we was.
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Toughy
Hey! Hey, youse guys, look. Poor Nutsy is takin' the long walk.
Lady
Where is he taking him?
Toughy
Through the one-way door, sister.
Lady
You... you mean he's...?
[Toughy nods sadly]
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Bulldog in Pound
[to Lady]
Peg used to be in the dog-and-pony follies.
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Tramp
[at the zoo]
We better go through this place from A to Z. Apes? No, no, no use even asking them. They wouldn't understand.
Lady
They wouldn't?
Tramp
Uh-uh. Too closely related to humans. Oh-oh! Alligators. Now there's an idea!
[to the alligator about the muzzle]
Tramp
Say Al, do you suppose you could nip this contraption off for us?
Al the Alligator
[echoing]
Glad to oblige...
[opens his huge mouth to snap off the muzzle, and Lady looks right into his jaws]
Tramp
Whoa! WHOA!
[pulls Lady away at the last second; a nearby hyena laughs at them]
Tramp
Huh. If anybody ever needed a muzzle, it's him.
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Trusty
That's right, Miss Lady; as my grandpappy, Ol' Reliable used to say... I don't recollect that I've ever mentioned Ol' Reliable before?
Jock
Aye, ye have, laddie. Frequently.
Trusty
Oh, yeah.
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Aunt Sarah
What's going on down there?
[sees her cats acting as if hurt]
Aunt Sarah
Merciful heavens! My darlings! My precious pets! Oh, that wicked animal, attacking my poor, innocent little angels.
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Jock
Lassie? Lassie?
Trusty
[very loudly]
OHHHHHH, MISS LADY, MAM? MISS LAAAADY.
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[repeated line]
Aunt Sarah
Merciful heavens!
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Boris
It's like Gorky says in "Lower Depths". Quote, "Miserable being must find more miserable being. Then, he is happy." Unquote.
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Tony
[singing] Oh, this is the night / It's a beautiful night / And we call it Bella Notte / Look at the skies / they have stars in their eyes / On this lovely Bella Notte / Side by side with your loved one / You'll find enchantment here / The night will weave it's magic spell / When the one you love is near
Tony
Tony, Joe: For this is the night / And the heavens are right / On this lovely Bella Notte
Chorus
This is the night / It's a beautiful night / And we call it Bella Notte / Look at the skies / they have stars in their eyes / On this lovely Bella Notte / Side by side with your loved one / You'll find enchantment here / The night will weave it's magic spell / When the one you love is near / For this is the night / And the heavens are right / On this lovely Bella Notte.
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[the Rat has snuck into the baby's bedroom through the window and Lady has been barking at it, alerting Tramp]
Tramp
What's wrong, pidge?
Lady
A rat!
Tramp
Where?
Lady
Upstairs, in the baby's room.
Tramp
Which way do I get in?
Lady
Through the little door, on the porch.
[Tramp enters the house through the dog door, goes upstairs to the baby's room where he fights with the rat]
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[Trusty was snoring, whimpering and started barking and howling]
Lady
[looks at Jock]
He's dreaming.
Jock
Aye. Dreaming of those bonny bygone days when he and his grandfather were trackin' criminals through the swamps.
Lady
They were?
Jock
But that was before...
Lady
Before what?
Jock
This time you knew the truth, lassie. It shouldn't have happened to a dog.
[Trusty was sniffing and a caterpillar was following him]
Jock
But, well... Trusty has lost his sense of smell.
Lady
[gasps]
No!
Jock
But we must never let on that we know, lassie. 'T would break his poor heart.
[he continues sniffing and saw Lady and Jock as he opened his eyes]
Trusty
Uh, uh, uh, which way'd he go? Which way did he go?
Jock
Go?
Trusty
Yeah! Big fella.
Trusty
'Bout, uh, six foot two. No, uh, three. Wore a stripped suit. No collar.
Trusty
[he started smiling at her]
Why, Miss Lady! You have a collar.
Lady
Mm-hmm. And a license.
Trusty
My, my, how time does fly.
Jock
Aye. It seems only yesterday she was cuttin' her teeth on Jim Dear's slippers. And now, there she is, a full-grown lady.
Trusty
Wearin' the greatest honor man can bestow.
Jock
The badge of faith and respectability.
Trusty
That's right, Miss Lady. As my grand pappy, Old Reliable, used to say... Don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.
Jock
Aye, you have, laddie.
Trusty
[gloomed]
Oh, yeah.
Lady
[she hears a whistle]
Oh, it's Jim Dear.
Lady
[continues whistling]
Please excuse me.
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Tony
[Tramp answers the door scratching softly]
Just-a one-a minute. I'm a-comin'. I'm a...
Tony
[stops moving and looks around]
What's-a matter? Somebody's a-makin' the April fool with...
[Tramp barks at him and then greets him]
Tony
Oh, hello, Butch! Where you been-a so long? Hey, Joe, look who's here.
Joe
Well, what do ya know? It's-a Butch-a.
Tony
[Tramp licks him]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe. Joe, bring-a some bones for Butch-a before he eat-a me up.
Joe
Okay, Tony. Okay. Bones a-comin' up-a.
[he barks and Tony saw Lady]
Tony
Huh? Huh? Ah! What's this?
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[first lines]
Carol Singer
Silent as the snowflake in the night / Holy is the spirit of this night / All the world is calm and peaceful / All the world is bright and joyful / Spirit of love and child of peace / Love unending that shall not cease / Peace, my children of good will / Peace, my children, peace, be still
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