Toy Story 3 Movie Quotes
[last lines]
Woody
So long... partner.
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Andy
Now Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what.
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Barbie
Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!
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Woody
You'll be okay in the attic?
Jessie
Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.
Buzz Lightyear
My what?
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Andy
[opens box, and takes out Jessie]
This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!
[pulls out Bullseye, and makes a whinnying sound]
Andy
Yee-haw!
[holds the two toys out to Bonnie]
Andy
Here.
Bonnie
[shyly walks over and takes Jessie and Bullseye, a smile on her face]
Andy
[pulls out Rex]
This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!
Bonnie
[recoils a little, but then giggles, and takes Rex too]
Andy
[pulls out Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head]
The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love.
[Andy sets them down in front of Bonnie, before pulling out Slinky Dog]
Andy
Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want.
[Andy then pulls out Hamm]
Andy
And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr. Porkchop!
[Andy then places the two with their friends, before pulling out the three aliens]
Andy
These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet!
[Andy sets them down before reaching into the box again]
Andy
And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look! He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers!
[Andy pops open Buzz's wings, and fires his laser]
Andy
He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!
Bonnie
[Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy, and presses one of the buttons on his spacesuit]
Buzz Lightyear
To Infinity, and Beyond!
Andy
Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me.
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Spanish Buzz
[immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator]
Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.
[Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
Rex the Green Dinosaur
I just did what you told me!
Spanish Buzz
Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo?
[I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
Spanish Buzz
[aims his laser at Woody]
Woody
Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
Spanish Buzz
[turns off laser and is suddenly friendly]
Me debo de haber estrellado, y se me ha borrado la memoria.
[I must have crash landed and had my memory erased.]
Spanish Buzz
[visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
¿Han visto a mi nave espacial?
[Anyone seen my spaceship?]
Slinky Dog
Well how do we do that?
Woody
Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
Spanish Buzz
¿Mi nave? ¿La encontraste? ¡Excelente!
[My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]
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Jessie
Buzz! We're your friends!
Buzz Lightyear
Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.
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Chatter Telephone
You shouldn't have come back cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols, you and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now.
Woody
I made it out once.
Chatter Telephone
You got LUCKY once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down, you'll survive.
Woody
Yeah, for how long?
Chatter Telephone
I've been here years, they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place.
[Both see the janitor dropping a toy train down the trash chute]
Chatter Telephone
Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.
Woody
Look, I appreciate your concern old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
Chatter Telephone
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Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.
Woody
Got it. What else?
Chatter Telephone
Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...
Woody
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?
Chatter Telephone
Eight feet high; cinder block; No way through it. You go over, or under.
Woody
That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.
Chatter Telephone
It's not. Your REAL problem's the monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey you ain't going nowhere. You want to get out of here... GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!
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[Chuckles is telling Woody about Lotso]
Chuckles
Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy. A friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. Never seen a kid and toy more in love. One day we took a drive, hit a rest stop, had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped.
Lotso
She replaced us. Come on.
Chuckles
No, she only replaced you.
Lotso
She replaced all of us, didn't she?
[Big Baby climbs up to the window]
Lotso
She don't love you no more.
[breaks and throws pendant to the ground]
Lotso
Now, come on.
Chuckles
We were lost, cast-off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
Woody
So, how'd you get out?
Chuckles
I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys... they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys... they don't stand a chance.
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[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time]
Spanish Buzz
¡Venga conmigo, señorita! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos con nuestro amor venceremos al mal!
[Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and we shall vanquish all evil with our love!]
Jessie
[Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him]
Woody! Thank goodness!
Woody
C'mon! We're almost there!
[the rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion]
Spanish Buzz
¡El Vaquero!
[the cowboy!]
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Woody
Oh no.
Hamm the Piggy Bank
Oh yes! Return of the Astro-Nut!
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Lotso
I didn't throw you away. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump.
Woody
Wait. What about Daisy?
Lotso
I don't know what you're talking about.
Woody
Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Lotso
Yeah, then she threw us out.
Woody
No, she lost you.
Lotso
She *replaced* us!
Woody
She replaced *you*, and if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since!
[Woody pulls out Daisy's tag attracting Big Baby's attention]
Lotso
Where'd you get that?
Woody
She loved you, Lotso.
Lotso
She never *loved* me!
Woody
As much as any kid ever loved a toy.
[Woody tosses the tag to the other side of the open dumpster. Big Baby picks it up and looks at it]
Big Baby
Mama.
[Lotso snatches the tag away]
Lotso
What? You want your mommy back? She never loved *you*! Don't be such a BABY!
[Lotso smashes the tag with his mallet, causing Big Baby to start crying]
Lotso
[to Stretch]
Push 'em in! All of them!
[Stretch starts shoving the Toys in the dumpster, then Lotso addresses his cronies]
Lotso
This is what happens when you dummies try to think! WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH WAITIN' TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!
[Suddenly, Big Baby lifts Lotso into the air, making him drop his mallet]
Lotso
Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!
[Big Baby throws Lotso in the dumpster]
Lotso
AAAAH! No! No, wait a minute, Big Baby! Wait!
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[repeated line]
Aliens
The Claw!
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[Lotso leaves the toys to die in the incinerator at the dump instead of helping them]
Lotso
Where's your kid now, Sheriff?
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[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie
No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz Lightyear
Glad I could catch the train!
Woody
Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz Lightyear
To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody
Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head
You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody
Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Buzz Lightyear
[a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop]
Evil Dr. Porkchop!
Hamm the Piggy Bank
That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young Andy
[as Woody]
Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young Andy
[as Buzz]
Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young Andy
[as Woody]
Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]
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[from trailer]
Buzz Lightyear
Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur
Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog
No!
Mr. Potato Head
Yes!
Buzz Lightyear
Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank
C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.
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Mr. Potato Head
[after spending the night in the daycare sandbox]
It was cold and dark, nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
Hamm the Piggy Bank
Eh... I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.
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Mr. Potato Head
Remember all that bad stuff I said about Andy's attic? I take it all back.
Slinky Dog
Ya darn-tootin'
Hamm the Piggy Bank
You said it!
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Mrs. Potato Head
[Molly tosses Barbie into the "Sunnyside" box without caring]
Poor Barbie!
Hamm the Piggy Bank
I get the Corvette.
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[first lines]
[Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks]
[Woody lassoes a rope to grab the money from Mr. Potato Head's hands, then trips him]
Woody
You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart!
Mr. Potato Head
Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man!
[Mrs. Potato Head jumps onto the train, giving karate yells]
Woody
One-Eyed Betty?
[Mrs. Potato Head chases Woody across the train tops, then uses nunchucks to knock him off. As the Potato Heads look and laugh evily, Woody suddenly reappears, riding Bullseye with Jessie]
Jessie
I think you dropped something, mister!
Mr. Potato Head
Jessie?
Woody
Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
Mr. Potato Head
I always wanted to go out with a bang!
[Mr. Potato Head presses a button on a remote, causing dynamite to blow up the bridge]
Jessie
Oh, no!
Woody
The orphans!
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train]
Mr. Potato Head
Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
[Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette]
Aliens
Ooh!
Mr. Potato Head
It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off]
Woody
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
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[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish]
Buzz Lightyear
That wasn't me, was it?
Jessie
Oh, Buzz, you're back! You're back, you're back, you're back!
Woody
Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.
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Lotso
Ken? New toys!
Ken
Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken
So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso
Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken
Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken
Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie
Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken
I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken
Love your leg wamers!
Barbie
Nice ascot!
Lotso
Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken
Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso
Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear
What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur
And he smells like strawberries.
Woody
Ugh.
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Hamm the Piggy Bank
Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Slinky Dog
Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Woody
Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
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Sergeant
[Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes]
We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.
Army Man 1
Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz Lightyear
Trash bags?
Woody
Who said anything about trash bags?
Sergeant
It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
Army Man 2
You're gonna need it!
[they jump out]
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Rex the Green Dinosaur
Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
Lotso
All day long! Five days a week.
Jessie
But what happens when the kids grow up?
Lotso
Well now, I'll tell you.
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
Lotso
When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
Jessie
Yee-haw!
Mrs. Potato Head
It's a miracle!
Mr. Potato Head
And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Woody
Because we're Andy's toys!
Lotso
[walks over]
So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Woody
Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...
Lotso
Now let's get you settled in.
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Jessie
Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I - I was wrong...
Mr. Potato Head
Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
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Buzz Lightyear
Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...
[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane]
Lotso
At ease Soldier!
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Chunk
[up in the vending machine with the other toys, referring to Buzz]
He ain't the sharpest knife in the... place where... they keep the knives...
Sparks
Neither are you, Chunk!
[everyone laughs]
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Rex the Green Dinosaur
At last! I'm gonna get played with!
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Ken
No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie! No one.
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[Chuckles is finishing his story about Lotso to Woody]
Chuckles
We were lost, cast-off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
Woody
So, how'd you get out?
Chuckles
I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys... they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys... they don't stand a chance.
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[In Bonnie's room; she is playing with her toys and Woody]
[Bonnie pulls his string again]
Woody
I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie
A sheriff!
[she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals]
Bonnie
Move over, Mr. Pricklepants!
[she pushes him aside]
Bonnie
We have a guest!
[she hops from foot to foot]
Bonnie
You want some coffee?
[she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher]
Bonnie
It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back!
[she runs out the door]
Mr. Pricklepants
Shh!
[he freezes]
Woody
Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants
Shhh!
[he freezes again]
Buttercup
The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants
Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Trixie
Hello! I'm Trixie!
Trixie
We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup
We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you'll be fine!
Woody
No, no no no, I...
[Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp]
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Woody
Hey, if any of you get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell 'em Woody made it home.
Dolly
You came from Sunnyside?
Trixie
But how'd you escape?
Woody
Well, it wasn't easy. I... What do you mean "escape"?
Mr. Pricklepants
Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
Woody
Wh...? Lotso?
Buttercup
The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!
Woody
But, how'd you know that?
Mr. Pricklepants
Chuckles... he'll tell you.
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Molly
[Andy is climbing up the ladder to the attic to put his toys away when Molly walks out of her room carrying a box]
Uh!
[a small heavy ball falls out of the box]
Andy
You need a hand?
Molly
I got it!
Andy
Here.
[he puts the ball back and picks up the box]
Andy
So, you gonna miss me when I'm gone?
Molly
If I say no, do I still get your room?
Andy
[they walk down the stairs]
Nope.
Molly
Then, yes, I'll miss you.
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Ken
[Giving Andy's toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse]
And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Ken
Everything... except someone to share it with...
[he walks away]
Barbie
[sighs lovingly]
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Chunk
[Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below]
Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime?
Twitch
Shh! They might hear you!
[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other]
Ken
Okay, now you start.
Barbie
I...
Ken
love...
Barbie
you! Oh!
Ken
See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first.
[Buzz gives them a strange look]
Ken
I...
Barbie
love...
Ken
you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!
[Twitch and Chunk pass them]
Twitch
[grabbing Ken's collar]
C'mon, Romeo. We're late.
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Andy
[taking a last look at his toys before he heads off to college]
Thanks, guys.
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Lotso
F.A.O. my Schwartz!
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Mr. Potato Head
You would not believe what I have been through tonight!
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Lotso
You've got a playdate with destiny!
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Woody
We're all still here! I - I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way... Wheezy... and Etch...
Rex the Green Dinosaur
And Bo Peep?
Woody
...Yeah. Even - even Bo.
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[the Aliens have just saved the toys from the incinerator]
Mrs. Potato Head
You saved our lives!
Mr. Potato Head
And *we* are eternally grateful!
[hugs the aliens]
Mr. Potato Head
My boys!
Aliens
Daaaaaady!
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Rex the Green Dinosaur
[after Andy picks up Rex to get his cell phone, which Rex was gripping]
He held me! He actually held me!
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Woody
Day care is a sad lonely place for washed-up old toys who have no owners.
Barbie
... WAAAAGH!
Hamm the Piggy Bank
Quite the charmer, aren't ya?
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Buttercup
My name's Buttercup. You've met Baron von Shush.
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Jessie
Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?
Buzz Lightyear
Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?
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[Lotso has been found by some Garbagemen, and tied to the front of their vehicle along with some other toys, where they get splattered by the garbage]
Frog
Hey buddy, you might wanna keep your mouth shut.
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[the toys are trapped in the incinerator]
Jessie
Buzz! What do we do?
[Buzz takes hold of Jessie's hand]
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[last lines]
[while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms]
Jessie
Just go with it, Buzz.
[Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch]
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Buzz Lightyear
That Barbie has nice handwriting!
Jessie
Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.
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Woody
You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm...
Buzz Lightyear
And we'll all be together.
Woody
Exactly! There's games up there and books and...
Buzz Lightyear
The race car track!
Woody
The race car track. Thank you!
Slinky Dog
And the old TV.
Woody
There you go, the old TV. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?
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Slinky Dog
I thought we were going to the attic?
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Mr. Potato Head
But these toddlers... they don't know how to play with us!
Rex the Green Dinosaur
They're too young!
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[Barbie is tearing up Ken's outfits to get him to reveal information, whilst he's tied up to a paddle ball]
Barbie
Let's see... Hawaiian surf trunks!
[she rips them in half]
Ken
Barbie, those were vintage! It's okay! Go ahead, rip 'em! They're a dime a dozen!
Barbie
Ooh! Glitter tux!
[she rips it in half]
Ken
Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky!
Barbie
A Nehru jacket!
Ken
Barbie! Not the Nehru!
Barbie
This is from, what? 1967?
Ken
The Groovy Formal Collection, yes!
Barbie
What a shame.
[Barbie makes little tears in the jacket. The stitches separate before Ken's eyes]
Ken
Oh, no! No! No, no, no! There's an instruction manual!
[the paddle ball he's tie to falls to the floor]
Ken
Lotso switched Buzz to Demo Mode!
Barbie
Where's that manual?
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Buzz Lightyear
We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.
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Andy's Mom
[helping Andy prepare, Andy's mom walks around his room with a trash bag]
Look, it's simple. Skateboard? College! Little League trophy? Probably attic. Apple core? Trash.
[she picks a green apple core off his dresser and drops it in the bag]
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[Hamm plays the harmonica inside his cubby cell, but Buzz soon stops him]
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Mrs. Potato Head
Darling, are you okay?
Mr. Potato Head
I feel fresh, healthy, It's terrible.
Mrs. Potato Head
You've lost weight, and so tall.
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Buzz Lightyear
Lotso, there's been a mistake.
Lotso
A mistake?
Buzz Lightyear
The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.
Lotso
Well, request granted!
Ken
But Lotso...
Lotso
Hush now, Kenneth. This toy showed initiative, leadership. Why I'd say, we have ourselves a keeper. You hear that? We got a keeper!
[Lotso's gang cheers in delight]
Lotso
We're calling you up to the big leagues, son. From now on, you'll have anything you want.
Buzz Lightyear
Excellent. I'll go get my friends.
Lotso
Whoa, Whoa. Hold on there, Boss man. Those Caterpillar kids need *someone* to play with.
Buzz Lightyear
But my friends don't belong there.
Lotso
Oh, none of us do, I agree. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take one the hardships the rest of us can't bear anymore.
Buzz Lightyear
Well, I... I guess that makes sense. But I can't accept. We're a family. We stay together.
Lotso
[icily]
Family man, huh? I understand.
[to Big Baby]
Lotso
Put him back in the timeout chair!
Buzz Lightyear
What are you... Unhand me!
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Jessie
We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.
Slinky Dog
Why don't you stay?
Rex the Green Dinosaur
Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.
Hamm the Piggy Bank
Come on, Woodster!
Mr. Potato Head
You'll get played with.
Woody
I can't. No.
Mrs. Potato Head
Stay here.
Jessie
You can make a new kid happy.
Woody
No, no. Guys, really. No! I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us at college, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for him. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Buzz.
[short pause]
Woody
Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear
And what's important now is we stay together.
Woody
[shows Andy's name on his boot]
We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy! Look under your boot, Buzz. You, too, Jessie. Whose name is written there?
Rex the Green Dinosaur
Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.
Woody
Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!
[Jessie shows an angry look]
Woody
So this is it? After all we've been through.
[Buzz walks to Woody and wants to shake his hand but Woody starts to storm off. Bullseye follows him behind]
Woody
Bullseye, no. You need to stay.
[keeps on following him]
Woody
Bullseye, no... I said STAY!
[Bullseye starts to whimpers]
Woody
Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay.
[starts to walk away]
Woody
Uh, I gotta go.
[Woody runs to the door, they find their places quickly]
[Woody heads through the door]
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Dolly
Wow, cowboy. You just jump right in, don't you? I'm Dolly.
Dolly
Woody? You're gonna stick with that? Well, now's the time to change it, you know, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly.
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Andy
Molly! Stay out of my room!
Molly
I wasn't in your room!
Andy
Then who was messing with my stuff?
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Ken
Barbie, come with me! Live in my Dream House! I know it's crazy! I know we've just met! Aw, heck - you don't know me from GI Joe. But when I look at you I feel like we were...
Ken
Ken, Barbie: ...made for each other.
Ken
Ken, Barbie: [gasp]
[Jessie and Mrs. Potato Head encourage Barbie to accept his offer]
Barbie
Yay!
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Lotso
Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-o-Huggin Bear. But please, call me Lotso.
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Ken
Don't do this, Lotso!
Lotso
She's a Barbie doll, Ken. There's a hundred million just like her!
Ken
Not to me, there's not.
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Jessie
Hogtie the mailman! We gotta get you home before Andy leaves tomorrow!
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Andy's Mom
[from trailer]
[speaking to someone else]
Andy's Mom
Andy's going to college. Can you believe it?
Andy
Mom, I'm not leaving 'til Friday.
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Woody
[Woody is trying to find directions to Andy's house on Bonnie's mother's computer. Suddenly a chat window pops up, and Woody reads the username of its sender]
Who's "Velocistar237"...?
Trixie
[knocks Woody aside and starts typing frantically]
Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy down the street, that's nothing, let just take care of that.
[finishes typing]
Trixie
It's just a dinosaur!
Woody
All right...
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Jessie
I should have seen this coming! It's Emily all over again!
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[Barbie, wearing Ken's spacesuit with an opaque visor, comes to Bookworm to get the Buzz Lightyear instruction manual]
Bookworm
[after rummaging in the shelves]
I don't know why this couldn't wait until morning, Ken, but... Here you go.
[he throws down the manual; Barbie picks up the manual and salutes Bookworm]
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Woody
Where's Buzz?
Rex
Lotso did something to him!
Slinky Dog
He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again!
Woody
[facepalms] Oh, no.
Hamm
Oh, yes. Return of the astro-nut.
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Woody
Where's Buzz?
Rex
Lotso did something to him!
Slinky Dog
He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again!
Woody
[facepalms] Oh, no.
Hamm
Oh, yes. Return of the astro-nut.
Jessie
Oh, Woody, we were *wrong* to leave Andy! I-- *I* was wrong.
Mr. Potato Head
Jessie's right, Woody. She *was* wrong.
Woody
No, no, it's my fault for leaving you guys. From now on, we stick together.
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[while Hamm playing the harmonica, Buzz angrily pounds the basket to shut him up]
Buzz Lightyear
Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
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Barbie
Ken! Ken?
[Ken walks over to Barbie's cubby where he finds her sobbing]
Ken
What do you want?
Barbie
I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go to the Butterfly Room. With you!
Ken
Yeah, well, you should've have thought of that yesterday.
Barbie
I was wrong. I wanna be with you, Ken, I do. In your Dream House.
[sobbing]
Barbie
Please take me away from this! Take me away!
Ken
Darn it, Barbie! Okay, but things are complicated around here. You gotta do what I say.
Barbie
I will, Ken. I promise.
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[Ken and Barbie arrive in the Dream House via lift]
Ken
And this is where the magic happens.
[He turns on the light revealing dozens of outfits]
Barbie
[gasps]
Look at all of your clothes! I can't believe you never brought me up here! Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
Ken
I know, I know, I know. Check this out! Kung fu fighting. Campus hero with matching sports pennant, huh?
Barbie
Ken, would you model a few outfits for me? Just a few.
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Jessie
[to Lotso]
This isn't a family! It's a prison! You're a liar and a bully and I'd rather rot in this dumpster than join any family of yours!
Barbie
Jessie's right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!
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Woody
Things got complicated. Where's Potato Head?
Jessie
We haven't seen him.
[Buzz gasps as Jessie turns to him]
Jessie
Buzz.
[Buzz, clearly love struck upon seeing Jessie, falls to his knees and grabs her hand]
Spanish Buzz
¡Mi florecilla del desierto! ¡Yo nunca había visto la verdadera belleza hasta esta noche!
[My desert flower. I have never seen true beauty till this night!]
Hamm the Piggy Bank
Er... sort of.
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Buzz Lightyear
[bangs on the storage basket with Hamm in it while he is playing his harmonica]
Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
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Andy
[finds Woody in the box]
Woody what's he doing in there?
Bonnie
There's a snake in my boot.
Andy
What?
[he pulls Woody's string]
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Barbie
Ready.
Ken
[jumps out in a karate outfit and does some karate moves while yelling. He stops and sees that Barbie is gone]
Uh, Barbie?
[Barbie pounces on him from behind, pins him down then turns his head to face her]
Barbie
No more games, Ken! What did Lotso do to Buzz, and how do we switch him back?
Ken
You can't make me talk! You can't!
[Barbie glares at him, even gritting her teeth]
Ken
But I'd like to see you try.
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Mrs. Potato Head
[sees Andy in his room through her right eye that she left behind]
Andy
Mom?
Andy's Mom
Yes honey?
Andy
Where's the black bag I had my toys in? I was going to put them in the attic but Molly asked me to help her with something first.
Andy's Mom
[gasps]
Oh no! Andy I'm so sorry! I thought you didn't want them anymore so I gave them to Sunnyside Daycare.
Andy
You what?
[puts his hand over his face]
Andy
Mom! How could you do that? They mean alot to me! It's your fault! It's all your fault!
[He goes into his room and slams the door shut]
Andy's Mom
Andy I... ..
[she puts her face in her hands and starts crying feeling remorseful for what she did]
Mrs. Potato Head
[to the gang]
Oh no! This is terrible! He's looking for us! Andy's looking for us! He did mean to put us in the attic.
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