My One and Only Movie Quotes
Bill Massey
As a man, there's only one thing you need to know about a woman.
George Devereaux
What's that?
Bill Massey
They're never the right temperature.
George Devereaux
No?
Bill Massey
Something to do with their plumbing. Reproduction. Whatever reason, most of the time... they're either too hot or too cold. Mostly too cold. So what you have to do... is carry a sweater or a jacket or something with you at all times. Something you can keep in the trunk of your car... or in your closet at work... for when their thermostat gets messed up.
George Devereaux
What else?
Bill Massey
That's it. Once you've got that covered... there's nothing else you need to know about a woman.
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Paula
Have you ever seen breasts?
George Devereaux
Sure... one.
Paula
You saw one breast?
George Devereaux
No, I meant once. I saw some once.
Paula
Some?
George Devereaux
Two. I saw two, once...
Paula
You wanna see mine?
George Devereaux
Who? Me? Now?
Paula
Ready?
George Devereaux
Okay. Sure, yeah.
Paula
How do they look?
George Devereaux
Alright! Good, fine. Of course I don't have much to compare them to...
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