Tom BrownI've told women about everything a man can say. I'm going to tell you something I've never told a woman before: I wish I'd met you ten years ago.
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Amy JollyYou'd better go now. I'm... beginning to like you.
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Tom Brown[Noticing an old photo on Amy's wall, in which she is elegantly attired]How long ago was that picture taken?
Tom BrownThat looks like Russian sable. That coat's worth a loada' shekels. Ya' still got it?
Amy JollyDon't be absurd. If I still had that coat, I wouldn't be here.
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Amy Jolly[singing, at the nightclub]What am I bid for my apple, the fruit that made Adam so wise? On the historic night, when he took a bite, they discovered a new paradise. An apple, they say, keeps the doctor away, while his pretty young wife has the time of her life, with the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker... Oh, what am I bid for my apple?
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La BessiereSometimes they catch up with them, and sometimes they don't. And very often when they do, they find their men dead...
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Tom Brown[Visiting Amy Jolly's apartment]You've made this place look pretty nice. It looks different now.
Amy Jolly[Suddenly suspicious]How do you know? Have you... been here before?
Tom Brown[Coyly]Well... I've been stationed in this town for a long time...
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La BessiereGood evening, officer.
Ship's Deck OfficerGood evening.
La Bessiere[Referring to Amy Jolly] Do you know who that woman is?
Ship's Deck Officer[Indifferently] A vaudeville actress, probably.
La BessiereUh, just, uh, how do you know that?
Ship's Deck OfficerOh, we carry them every day. We call them 'suicide passengers.' One way ticket. They never return.
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Amy JollyI seem to have the unhappy faculty of causing trouble... wherever I go.
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Lo Tinto, Nightclub OwnerSing your number once and then sell the apples. That's the most important thing. Sell the apples! 10 % is yours, 90 % is mine. You'll make a fortune!
Amy JollyNo, I wish I were. I only feel so light to you; because your arms are so powerful.
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Tom BrownI've been looking for the right kind of woman all my life and I think I've found her. So I quit! Take this dame and spend a few weeks somewhere along the blue Mediterranean.
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Tom Brown[gun fire and the Legionnaires hit the turf]I don't see why we have to keep getting down all day? We only have to get up again. Anyhow, those walking bed sheets can't shoot straight.
Madame Caesar[Coyly, quoting a classic line from the time of Julius Caesar]Caesar's wife is above suspicion.
Tom BrownYeah? You may know something about ancient history, but I know something about husbands.
[Gives her a little salute and walks off]
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Tom BrownWhat in the name of 10,000 purples did you come to a country like this for anyway?
Amy JollyI understand that men are never asked why they enter the Foreign Legion.
Tom BrownThat's right! They never asked me and if they had I wouldn't have told. When I crashed the Legion, I ditched the past.
Amy JollyThere's a Foreign Legion of women, too. But we have no uniforms, no flags, and no medals - when *we* are brave. No wound stripes - when *we* are hurt.
Tom BrownLook here, is there anything I can do to help you?
Amy JollyNo. I've thought that before. Or, do you think you can restore my faith in men?
Tom BrownNot me. You got the wrong man for that! Anybody who has faith in me is a sucker.
Amy JollyYou better go now. I'm - beginning to like you.
Tom BrownI've told women about everything a man can say. I'm going to tell you something I've never told a woman before: I wish I'd met you ten years ago.
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Sergeant TatocheNow listen here, fat-heads. We're back home again and that's because we did a little fighting. And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: Well, here comes us, The Foreign Legion. Each man a hero, all the booze in the world made for us, and the women thrown in. But, you're wrong. This time, you're gonna behave yourselves like gentlemen even if it'll kills you. Yes, I'm talking to you, you heard what I said!
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Tom BrownYou've a lot of pictures of that man. Your husband?
Amy JollyHusband? I never found a man good enough for that.
Lo Tinto, Nightclub OwnerWhat's wrong? She's been drinking like a fish. And don't send her anymore flowers in pots! She threw the last one at me an hour ago!
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Sergeant Tatoche[Catches Tom Brown signaling what time he will meet with a local woman] What are you doing with those fingers?
Lo Tinto, Nightclub Owner[At the nightclub, to the newly arrived Amy Jolly]Now, you may have heard of me, or not. My house is patronized by the finest society in Morocco... Now, what was I going to say?... Oh, yes: Pick yourself a protector. It will give you prestige. An officer in the Legion. They will tell you that the officers in the Legion are unimportant, that the common Legionnaire is the thing. They will tell you that Private so-and-so is a Russian prince or an ex-general, that he joined the Legion to forget his past. Don't believe it! The Private is a 'nobody' at 75 centimes per day... Pick the officers - THEY have the money!