Coffee and Cigarettes Movie Quotes
Tom
The beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit.
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Iggy
Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.
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GZA
Bill Groundhog-Day, Ghostbustin'-ass Murray!
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Jack
Well, Nikola Tesla invented fluorescent light. Without him we wouldn't have alternating current, radio, television... x-ray technology... induction motors, particle beams, lasers; none of that would even exist if it weren't for him.
Meg
[sarcastically]
Hmm, or the rock band Tesla.
Jack
[visibly dispirited]
Funny.
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Tom
Well... we could go to Taco Bell if that's more your style.
Iggy
You callin' me a Taco Bell kind of guy?
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Steve
I've not given my number out to many eminent people in the past. I've not given my number out to Sam Mendes, so you're in good company.
Alfred
Well, if it's good enough for Sam Mendes it's good enough for me.
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Shelly
It's just... funny, don't yah think, that when you can't afford something, it's like *really expensive* but then when you can afford it, it's like, free? It's kinda backwards, don't yah think?
Cate
Yeah, well... the world is a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways.
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Joe
You really are a fuckin' moron, you know that? I'm gonna call up the big tobacco companies and thank them for burying you!
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GZA
Want some tea?
RZA
Yea, splash me.
GZA
It's all herbals, man. No caffeine.
RZA
That's what I'm talking about. No caffeine. Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man.
GZA
Tell me about it.
RZA
Caffeine leads to depression, makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast. Faster heart rate, you know what I mean? And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits, you know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that.
GZA
I'm off that shit, anyway.
RZA
Crisp and clean. No caffeine.
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Tom
Now that we've quit, we can have one.
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RZA
Shit, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide...
Bill Murray
We got that for cuts and stuff.
RZA
...take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow. You spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.
GZA
And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner.
Bill Murray
We got that in the back, too.
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Alfred
He's a very committed environmentalist.
Steve
Spike Jonze is a tree hugger? Jesus, I never would've had him down as that.
Alfred
Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people."
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Taylor
[Taylor is pretending the coffee he and Bill are drinking is champagne]
I propose a toast.
Bill
So what should we toast?
Taylor
Oh, god... Paris, in the 1920's. Josephine Baker, the Moulin Rouge. Q'est-ce que c'est...
[mutters, trails off]
Bill
And also, New York, in the 70's. The late 70's.
Taylor
Really? Oh, alright.
Bill
[they touch cups]
Cheers.
Taylor
Cheers.
[they sip their coffee]
Bill
Mmm. Délicieux, isn't it?
Taylor
Oh, champagne; nectar of the Gods.
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