She's the One Movie Quotes
Mickey Fitzpatrick
Why are you getting so upset, Dad? You don't even believe in God.
Mr. Fitzpatrick
That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.
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Mr. Fitzpatrick
Let me get this straight: You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife?
Francis
Yeah. I guess so.
Mr. Fitzpatrick
Jesus Christ, Francis! Are you sure I'm your father? You know, I'm gonna have to double-check with your mother on this.
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Renee Fitzpatrick
Francis, I cannot remember the last time I saw your penis.
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Heather Davis
Look where your decency has gotten you. You are the only English-speaking white guy driving a cab in New York. That should tell you something.
Mickey Fitzpatrick
You know what, Heather, I gotta imagine it beats sucking dick for a living, though, huh?
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Heather Davis
He doesn't care about my past.
Francis Fitzpatrick
Is that because he doesn't know you were a hooker?
Heather Davis
He was my best customer.
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Francis
Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric.
Heather Davis
Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?
Francis
I haven't had sex with my wife in months.
Heather Davis
Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need the practice.
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Francis
Twenty-five fucking years, I've been waiting for the day I'd be bigger, tougher, stronger than you are. When you go down it's gonna hurt, baby. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Are you ready? You ready to be humiliated in front of your new wife and your father? You are an ugly bitch, I pity you...
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Mr. Fitzpatrick
She's gonna be devastated. She's been up at that goddamn church every morning praying for your brother. And then yesterday she tells me I spend too much time on the boat. I don't even want to get into that discussion. And now you're gonna get divorced? Christ! She'll be up with Father John 24 hours a day. Thanks a lot, buddy. I'm probably going to have to start making my own breakfast again.
Francis
I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad.
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Francis Fitzpatrick
Big deal, you're happy. You're never going to make any real money.
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Francis Fitzpatrick
Romance is great, but I just want to remind you, it don't pay the bills.
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Francis
Tom, if you were single, would you date your brother's ex-girlfriend?
Tom
I don't have a brother, Mr. Fitzpatrick.
Francis
But if you did, is that off-limits?
Tom
I'd have to say that only the lowest of the low, a real scumbag, would date his brother's ex. There's a code between siblings.
Francis
Thanks, Tom!
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Mickey Fitzpatrick
I walked out of the apartment, got into my car, and spent the next 3 years driving around the country.
Hope
Wow! Do you have any regrets about it?
Mickey Fitzpatrick
Yeah. Yeah, one: I should've taken my frigging TV with me when I left.
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