Kinoafisha

Russian

Your tickets in your personal cabinet

Kinoafisha Films Stormbreaker Stormbreaker Movie Quotes

Stormbreaker Movie Quotes

[Darrius Sayle is on a large TV screen in the MI6 Headquarters, giving an interview to the BBC]

Alan Blunt [pauses the video and stands up] We don't trust him.

Alex Rider Why not?

Alan Blunt Well, we don't trust anyone. It's sort of what we do.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider I'm too young to die.

Darrius Sayle You're never too young to die.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

[Alex dings a Xylophone]

Mr. Smithers Don't do that!

Alex Rider Why, is it dangerous?

Mr. Smithers No, it's very annoying.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Jack Starbright I met the most amazing guy at the fish market today.

[Alex, who's heard this MANY times before, sighs and rolls his eyes]

Jack Starbright Know what the problem with this country is, though? Every good-looking guy is either gay or married. Except for you, but you're too young.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Nadia Vole It is a fishing village.

Alex Rider Nice place.

Nadia Vole Not if you're a fish.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider You're gonna kill thousands of innocent people.

Darrius Sayle Oh, no, of course not. I'm gonna kill millions.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider So, what is this place? Hogwarts?

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider What about me?

Yassen Gregorovich I had no instructions concerning you.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

[re: his Physalia Physalis]

Darrius Sayle She sort of reminds me of myself.

Alex Rider It's 99 percent water, no brains and no anus.

[pause]

Darrius Sayle [laughing] You know, I think I'm gonna get to like you.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Darrius Sayle Darrius Smell. That's what they called me. You know why?

Alex Rider Because you didn't wash?

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider I get gadgets?

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider What kind of people are you?

Alan Blunt Ones that normally get their way.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

[Sayle's security guard faces off with Alex. Alex bows. The guard returns the bow - and Alex kicks him in the crotch]

Alex Rider Schoolboy trick.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

[after one of the canisters crashes to the ground]

Clumsy Guard Sorry. I won't do that again.

Yassen Gregorovich No, you won't.

[shoots him]

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Jack Starbright [in Japanese] Good day at school?

Alex Rider [in Japanese] Why are we speaking Japanese?

Jack Starbright [in Japanese] Because we're having a special dinner... sushi.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Jack Starbright Is it just me or are those bankers weird?

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider This doesn't change anything. You killed my uncle. You're still my enemy.

Yassen Gregorovich I have a lot of enemies.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider This isn't over.

Yassen Gregorovich Yes, Alex, it is. Go back to school. You don't belong to the same world as me. You should forget about me.

Alex Rider I'll never forget you.

Yassen Gregorovich Ah, it's your choice.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alan Blunt We want you to work for us.

Alex Rider You're not being serious?

Alan Blunt Actually, it's not my habit to make jokes.

Alex Rider Well, you're making one now. I don't want to be a spy. In case you haven't noticed, I'm still at school.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider Mr. Grin?

[silence]

Alex Rider Mr. Grin!

[silence]

Alex Rider All right, Mr. Grin, I want you to fly me to London as fast as you can!

[Mr. Grin turns the helicopter sharply]

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Nadia Vole You are the first child to experience the power, the world domination, of the Stormbreaker. This model has already been loaded with highly-developed programs for all aspects of the school curricula. Please

Alex Rider Does it have pinball?

Nadia Vole There is no pinballs!

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Alex Rider Well, if this is how you treat the winner, I'd hate to see what happened to the runner-up.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔