Voicemails for Isabelle Movie Quotes
Jill
I did not leave my home and my beautiful family to waste this one, this one wild and precious life working for the goddamn Temu Gordon Ramsay!
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Andy
No cousin of mine is spending New Year's alone, crying to Taylor Swift.
Wes
I don't cry to Taylor Swift.
Breeda
Everybody can hear you! They're complaining about you again.
Wes
OK, well, I have plans tonight, so...
Breeda
No more tacos!
Wes
Yes! Tacos!
Andy
I miss the old Wes.
Wes
I'm sorry. The old Wes can't come to the phone right now.
Andy
Why?
Breeda
Oh, no, no. Don't you dare!
Wes
Because he's dead.
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Jill
Here's my little bit of "proactive dating advice" to you ladies.
Jill
If it looks like a duck, and it swims like a duck, it's probably just a bargain bin, Hugh Grant fuck-boy with a podcast.
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Jill
Jill: "Those voicemails are not a plea to the universe, "'God, send me somebody to love me!'". I don't need a man. What I need is my little sister back."
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Tour Bus Driver
This is why I don't have kids.
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Jill
Those voicemails are not a plea to the universe, "God, send me somebody to love me!" I don't need a man. What I need id my little sister back
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