JK Fishlips
[interrupts the movie] This picture's gone completely off the rails! The only thing that can save it is some serious star power! Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie, pronto!
[Sandy appears]
Sandy
Howdy-doo, Spongebob!
[Sandy mutates and becomes a monster]
JK Fishlips
That's not what I meant!
[a knock at the office door]
JK Fishlips
Who is it?
[Spongebob and the Dutchman burst in playing ukeleles]
JK Fishlips
Hey, get out of here! Get out!
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[from trailer]
Mr. Krabs
The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, most dangerous part of the sea... the Underworld.
Squidward
Under-where? Hah. Underwear.
[He laughs at his own joke, then sees Mr. Krabs' unamused expression and awkwardly clears his throat]
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[from trailer]
SpongeBob SquarePants
Squidward, wanna hear my big news?
Squidward
[with a passive-aggressive smile] Let me go mark some time in my calendar.
[He bats his eyelids facetiously, then frowns and slams his window shut]
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SpongeBob SquarePants
[as the Flying Dutchman's ship appears, the sound of a falling brick is heard] Patrick, you dropped your lucky brick.
Patrick Star
I don't have a lucky brick.
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Mr. Krabs
That was the scariest thing I've ever seen... Until I saw that!
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SpongeBob SquarePants
I came here to kick butt and blow bubbles... and I'm all out of butt...
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Squidward
I can't believe they forgot me! Those lousy stinking bunch of...
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[from trailer; SpongeBob is so scared by something that a brick falls out of his pants]
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, my lucky brick.
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Mr. Krabs
Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do?
Squidward
Sorry, I don't speak "do".
Mr. Krabs
All me blusterin' and braggin', fillin' that boy's head with adventure... I drove him right into the tender mercies of that monster, The Flying Dutchman!
Squidward
Look, Eugene, you can't blame yoursel...
Mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs.
Squidward
Say what?
Mr. Krabs
Call me Mr. Krabs.
Squidward
O... kay. Look, Mr. Krabs...
Mr. Krabs
There you go.
Squidward
You know what? It is your fault!
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