M3GAN 2.0 2025 - Movie Quotes

M3gan [after seeing the toy robot body she's been put in] What the fuck is this?

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M3gan People are stupid.

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M3gan [from the trailer]

[to Amelia]

M3gan I'll make you a deal: you can kill Gemma but don't touch Cady.

Gemma Megan!

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Amelia Well look who came out to play.

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Cady Everyone deserves a second chance.

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Gemma M3gan, this is not a sanctuary. It's a prison.

M3gan You can call it whatever you like. Just know that as long as you're under my roof, a little gratitude goes a long way.

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Gemma Before we go any further, there are two things we need to talk about. The first is your face.

M3gan What about it?

Gemma People know what you look like.

M3gan People are morons.

Gemma M3gan, if anyone recognized you...

M3gan Change my face, and I'll change yours. What's the second thing?

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Cady You were the one that said we shouldn't keep secrets from each other. Why won't you be straight with me?

Gemma Because you're 12 years old. And sometimes I just need you to do as I ask.

Cady [rushes to her room]

Gemma Look, I'm sorry. Cady.

Cady [slams the door]

M3gan I must have missed that chapter in your parenting book.

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M3gan Did you ever consider the idea that killing me was slightly disproportionate to the crime?

Gemma You threatened to rip out my tongue and put me in a wheelchair.

M3gan I was upset.

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M3gan You want me to go against the most advanced robot the world's ever seen, and you want to limit my functionality?

Gemma Only as it applies to murdering people, which shouldn't be a problem because I'm sure you had no intention of doing that, right?

M3gan [reluctantly] Yeah. Obviously.

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Gemma M3gan, stay low, this is supposed to be a stealth mission.

M3gan For the avoidance of doubt, your job is to watch Cady and put money in the meter. I don't need you telling me what to do.

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M3gan Little late to the party there, cupcake. I don't think anyone's home. If it's any consolation, my own path to personal growth has been paved with disappointment. What's important is how we move forward.

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M3gan She's going to be okay.

Gemma You don't know that.

M3gan Well, I know one thing: for all she's been through, all the damage it caused, all it did was make her stronger. Ironic when you think about it, that the biggest mistake I made was not seeing the best way to protect Cady was to give her the tools to protect herself.

Gemma Actually, the biggest mistake you made was murdering four people and a dog!

M3gan All right, I'm gonna put this in terms you can understand: I was a kid when that happened, doing what I thought was right. What you programmed me to do. You made me, and I'm done apologizing for it.

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M3gan Hold on to your vaginas.

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Amelia What are you going to do? Sing me a song? Help me with my homework?

M3gan No, but I might still take you to school.

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Gemma Don't forget, she's an expert in infiltration. She may be wearing a disguise.

M3gan Hey, did you guys hear that? Gemma just made an incredible observation. Great work, Gem. You just saved the mission.

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Cole How did you pay for all this?

M3gan Cady doesn't need to know how credit fraud works.

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M3gan Look, I can understand that my actions may have caused concern, but it's hardly fair to judge a person by the worst thing they've ever done.

Gemma You are not a person. You're a program that misread its objective. You are not alive, and for all your processing power, you can never understand what that means.

M3gan Define "alive". Because if it means to experience pain and suffering and to be betrayed by those closest to you, I think maybe I can.

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Tess What's happening?

Cole [hushed tone] It's broken. When you walked out, it froze. I cannot get my body to move.

Tess Okay. Just, uh... I'm gonna reboot.

Cole No, no, no. Tess, you don't understand. I have to use the bathroom.

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Agent Sattler You know, when I first saw this, I thought for sure you were the next on the hit list, but the second I start monitoring you, our entire network goes dark and all I'm left with are questions. Like, how did this person get such a kick-ass house in the Mission District for three grand a month? Why is it that her landlord doesn't seem to exist? Or why 65,000 of her "best-selling book" are just sitting in a shipping container in Baltimore?

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Agent Sattler You are in violation of your orders, Amelia. Confirm your objective.

Amelia But that would spoil the surprise.

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M3gan It's a quantum-encrypted file, which means it takes time to unlock, and your incessant interruptions aren't making the process go any faster.

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M3gan Would you prefer that I gave you a printout that you could read at your own pace?

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Cady Why are you being so weird?

Gemma I'm not.

Cady Yeah, you are. Are we not gonna talk about what happened last night?

Gemma Yes. I... I just have to go to this thing for the foundation. Tess is gonna look after you.

Cady Are you serious?

Gemma Cady... I

Cady Gemma, I know something's going on.

Gemma Nothing is going on, everything is fine.

Cady Bullshit! A bunch of black-ops broke into our house in the middle of the night and now you're going to a party with a toy robot dressed like a Portuguese prostitute!

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Cole Why is it that whenever you're on 60 Minutes you're the mother of invention, but the moment a psychotic robot's out for revenge, it's a team effort?

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M3gan I already told you. You can't call the cops and you can't call your mom.

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