The Garfield Movie Movie Quotes
Jon
Say when!
[starts grating parmesan cheese on lasagna]
Garfield
Never, Jon! Bury me in cheese!
[lies back in the cheese and starts making a cheese angel from the grated parmesan]
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Garfield
[before he starts eating lasagna after Jon grates parmesan cheese over it]
Oh, I apologize in advance. The eating you're about to see will not be pretty. And if you have young children, this would be a good time for them to leave the room.
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Garfield
[after gulping down a handful of breadsticks; from teaser trailer]
And that's how *I* adopted Jon.
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Garfield
Yeah, in case you were wondering, I do my own stunts. Me...
[record scratch]
Garfield
... and Tom Cruise.
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Liz
[after Garfield breaks the scale, spoken through the intercom]
We're gonna need the big scale!
Garfield
Does she have to announce it to the whole office?
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Garfield
Oh, cheddar; probably one of my top 26 favorite cheeses.
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Garfield
Is it no Monday? Because it feels like a Monday.
Vic
It's Thursday.
Garfield
Not to me it isn't!
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Garfield
[putting the Monday paper in the shredder]
And that's why we should go from Sunday to Tuesday.
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Garfield
Are you kidding me? They actually work? You should take this to Shark Tank.
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Jon
[as he finishes grating parmesan cheese onto Garfield's lasagna]
I have *two* more in the freezer; let me know when you want 'em. I'm gonna go check on dessert.
[scurries away]
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Vic
I know how could you?
Garfield
Why didn't you ever come visit me?
Vic
I did. Many times i came to knock on your door and i'd see what a great life you had with Jon. So I just thought it was better if I kept my distance.
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Garfield
Oh that's right. You're normaly never around to actually defend yourself. No back door to slink out of this time. First you abandoned me and years later you pulled me into a life of crime. Well classic father of the year stuff Dad. You know why would i ever think seeing you could be anything other then a train wreck?
Vic
I did not leave you in that alley!
Garfield
Oh you did. You'd told me you come right back. You never did!
Vic
No. That is not what happened.
Garfield
Oh please. You were probably on the run from someone like Jinx and i was in the way
Vic
No. No. That.. That night.. That night was different.
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