Spencer Movie Quotes
Diana
Now leave me. I wish to masturbate. You can tell everyone I said that.
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Diana
Will they kill me, do you think?
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Charles
The chicken laid the eggs, the fishermen caught the fish, the bees made the honey. They all made such an effort to bring you breakfast. Please do them the courtesy of not regurgitating it all into a lavatory bowl before the church bells even ring.
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The Queen
They take a lot of photographs of you, don't they? The only photograph they take that really matters is the one they put on the ten-pound note, and they took that one. You understand, my dear, that all you are is currency.
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Charles
The thing is, Diana, there has to be two of you. You... There's, there's two of me, there's two of Father, two of everyone. There's the real one and the one they take pictures of. Now, we are given tasks. You know, I, I hated to shoot at first. I gave my gun to the other one, but... But you know, you have to be able to make your body do things you hate.
Diana
That you hate?
Charles
That you hate.
Diana
That you hate?
Charles
Yes. For the good of the country.
Diana
Of the country?
Charles
Yes, the people. Because they don't want us to be people. That's how it is. I'm sorry, I thought you knew. So please, stick to the list as it is written, in the order that it is written.
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Diana
Do you have access to wire cutters?
Darren
Why do you want wire cutters, Diana?
Diana
To cut wire.
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Maggie
I've never told you this. And it probably means you'll have to fire me. But actually I'm in love with you. For years, I mean in that way. Completely. So I suppose the one word I would describe you is shocked. Diana the shocked.
Maggie
So what do you say to that? Shock does wonders apparently.
[Diana continues to laugh]
Maggie
And I know you don't see me in that way. It's perfectly fine. I'm a grown up. I just thought I'd lighten the gloom with something totally unexpected. Bam! Just think of all the times I've seen you naked!
[both laugh]
Diana
I'm surprised, grown up completely, by this...
Maggie
No you're not. We're having a childish giggle and I love it. Fuck doctors. What you need is love. Love, jocks and laughter.
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William
Mummy, why do we have to open our presents on Christmas Eve? Why not Christmas Day like everybody else?
Diana
You know at school, you do tenses?
William
Yeah.
Diana
There's the past, the present, future.
William
Right.
Diana
Well here, there is only one tense. There is no future. The past and the present are the same thing.
William
Daddy told Harry it's because Father Christmas does queens and kings the day before everybody else so that we get the best presents.
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[last lines]
KFC Employee
Can I take your order?
Diana
Three times chicken, three times fries, two colas and an orange juice, please.
KFC Employee
And what name is it?
Diana
Spencer.
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Diana
I'm a magnet for madness. Other people's madness.
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Major Alistar Gregory
I watch, so that others do not see.
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Diana
I've left a coat in my car. I want you to clean it, sew it up, whatever it needs.
Maggie
A coat from where, Ma'am?
Diana
Ancient history.
Maggie
Whose ancient history?
Diana
Spencer.
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Maggie
Hold on. Fight them. Be beautiful. You are your own weapon. Don't cut it to pieces.
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William
Mummy, what's happened?
Diana
It's Christmas. Everything waits until after Christmas.
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Diana
Tell them I'm not well.
Anne Boleyn
Tell them I'm not well.
Diana
Tell them I'm not well.
Anne Boleyn
TELL THEM I'M NOT WELL!
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Diana
Three days. That's it.
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Harry
Mummy, I'm cold.
Diana
Who gave you this big, hilarious coat?
Major Alistar Gregory
The coat is from the storeroom, Ma'am. His Royal Highness kept saying he was cold.
Diana
Instead of turning up the heating, they've dressed you up like Winston Churchill.
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Diana
Why don't they just turn up the heating instead of burying everyone in blankets? It's every year I say it.
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Princess Anne
"Half my weight's in jewelry, anyway." Do you remember when she said that?
Major Alistar Gregory
I wasn't here, but I heard about it.
Princess Anne
Is she here yet?
Major Alistar Gregory
Not yet, Ma'am, no.
Princess Anne
Then she's late. And he is early.
Major Alistar Gregory
And yet she is late.
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Diana
[on her father's old jacket]
Not only did I rescue it. I'm talking to it. All rumours of my disintegration confirmed.
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