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Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Movie Quotes

Pete I didn't say drop a safe on her, you dolt! I said keep her safe!

The Beagle Boys Well, that's good, 'cause we missed her.

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Mickey Mouse Together we'll save the princess, or die trying.

[he and Goofy run off; Donald stays behind]

Donald Duck Die?

[Mickey and Goofy return and drag Donald away]

Donald Duck Die?

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Pete [singing to the tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King] I was born to cheat and lie/I'm a mean, rotten guy/ when you ask me, why I'm nasty, here's my reason why/At that stork delivery, mommy screamed: "Woo is me/Such a dork, hey Mister Stork, behold my misery/Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty, naughty slob"/Can in it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job/So I'm nasty, I'm no good, I'll be king, knock on wood/I'll impress you though I'm just a common lowly hood/ If you can't be loved, be feared/Don't get shoved, chickensh /Be the king, pull the string or else you might be speared/I'm so happy I could dance/Seek my chance, I'll advance/Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France.

Pete Evening trusted Lieutenant. Watch out for the bricks.

Clarabelle What?

[get's hitten by bricks]

Pete Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France!

[speaking]

Pete Why'd the music stop?

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Minnie Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...

Daisy Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.

Minnie Well, what'd you mean?

Daisy Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...

[imitating Donald, both laughing]

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Mickey Mouse All for one...

Goofy And two for tea!

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Minnie Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.

Daisy Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.

Minnie Our love is, forbidden?

Daisy Bingo.

Minnie A forbidden love. How romantic.

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Minnie Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers.

[Flowers magically transformed into butterflies]

Minnie And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.

Daisy You're majesty.

[pops on Mickey's body]

Daisy It's time to cut the cheese.

[Record needle scratches]

Minnie What? What?

Daisy Here we are. Roquefort anyone?

[Knife shines]

Goofy Knife!

Donald Duck Bad guy!

Mickey Mouse Grab her!

Daisy Oh no.

[Mickey, Donald and Goofy accidently attacked on her]

Daisy [during the attack] Ahh! Help! Ahh!

Minnie Oh! Unhand her! Release her! Stop it!

[the fighting stops]

Minnie Drop her!

[Mickey, Donald and Goofy dropped Daisy]

Minnie She is my lady in waiting!

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Mickey Mouse En garde!

The Beagle Boys "En garde"? French words make me mad!

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The Troubadour [sung to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony] This is the end! / This is the end! / That Donald Duck has left for Mickey Mouse to drown.

Chorus He let him drown!

The Troubadour And Goofy trusted him, but Donald let him down.

Chorus He let him down!

The Troubadour We all berate him / Because we hate him / He's a traitor, vacillator / He's a lousy second rater / Mangy mallard!

Chorus He's a coward!

The Troubadour Donald's destiny has soured / It's the end!

Donald Duck [Quacks angrily and smashes the troubadour's lute] I'll show you, you doggone tortoise!

The Troubadour That way, Tiger.

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Musketeers Evil doers cower in fear / When they see the Musketeers / Saving Minnie is our duty / Mess with her, we'll kick your - Huh!

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Mickey Mouse Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here?

Donald Duck Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!

[Pluto's tail falls out]

Mickey Mouse Donald, I can't understand a word you said.

Donald Duck No!

Mickey Mouse [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down!

Donald Duck Captain Pete is the bad guy!

Mickey Mouse [copies Donald's line] Captain Pete is the bad guy?

[Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]

Donald Duck Huh? What?

Mickey Mouse Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?

Donald Duck Exactly.

Mickey Mouse But, he made us musketeers.

Donald Duck It was all a lie.

Mickey Mouse Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?

Donald Duck You said it!

[Rips uniform off]

Donald Duck It's every duck for himself!

Mickey Mouse Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?

Donald Duck [sadly] I, uh, um... I was hiding.

Mickey Mouse Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage Donald.

[Donald looks at him sadly]

Mickey Mouse Come on, I'll be right beside you, because we're friends.

[Both look at each other]

Donald Duck [sadly] I just can't. I'm sorry.

[Runs away]

Mickey Mouse Donald!

[run continues]

Mickey Mouse Donald.

[Pluto whines]

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Mickey Mouse This is it guys, when these doors open, we got to make a very first impression.

[Donald stands, Goofy licks hair, then stands]

Mickey Mouse Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys.

Donald Duck Bad guys?

Mickey Mouse [seriously] So, stay alert!

Donald Duck [to Goofy] You heard him! Stay alert!

Goofy Aye-aye sir!

[looks around, sees something strange with an ax]

Goofy Bad guy! No! Whoa!

Mickey Mouse Goofy!

[Goofy attacks himself]

Goofy Gwarsh! He pulled an ax on me.

[Shows an ax]

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Donald Duck Musketeers need guys like me that are brave.

Mickey Mouse [not understanding Donald] Yeah and guys that are brave, too.

Donald Duck That's what I said. Brave.

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Pete [quoting the _"Mickey Mouse Club"_ theme as he throws Mickey into a cage] Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be!

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Pete I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.

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Pete It's all over, Mickey, and you're all alone. And now with you out of the picture, getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie.

[Goofy and Donald appear behind Pete]

Mickey Mouse Wanna bet?

Pete That's a sucker bet.

Donald Duck [hits Pete over the head] Yeah! You're the sucker!

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Pete It's just you and me, Mickey. Mano a mouso.

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Clarabelle [to Goofy, singing] You will not change my mind one smidge, I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge!

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Pete So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I just Can't Wait To Be King!

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Pete Now listen, you yardsticks! I am sick and tired of your screw-ups! You guy are hopeless. I leave you for five minutes and I come back to a disaster!

Mickey Mouse Well, we were practicing our teamwork so that we could become good musketeers.

Pete [cracking up] Musketeers?

[laughs loudly and scornfully]

Pete Oh! Mmm! That's priceless!

Mickey Mouse But we could work really hard and prove ourselves, Captain Pete. And then would you let us be musketeers?

Pete Well, there's three things wrong with that.

[to Donald]

Pete One...

[Donald chickens out and hides in his hat]

Pete You're a coward.

[to Goofy]

Pete Two...

[hears a telephone busy signal]

Additional Voices We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected.

Pete Oh! You're a doofus.

[to Mickey]

Pete And as for you, well, you're just too small! Why, I wouldn't have you yahoos as musketeers even if you were the last recruits in all of my beloved France! So, you won't need this.will you?

[crumbles Mickey's hat into a ball]

Pete Here, kid. Have a ball!

[laughs scornfully again; to himself]

Pete Have a ball, that's a good one!

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Minnie [Minnie and Daisy enter the castle and are approached by Pete] Captain Pete?

Pete [approaches them menacingly] Bonjourny Princess!

Minnie [turns around and sees the Beagle Boys] Where are my bodyguards?