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Kinoafisha Films Fair Game Fair Game Movie Quotes

Fair Game Movie Quotes

[Max has called his cousin Jodi and got the answering machine]

Ilya Kazak [on the machine] Hello. You have reached the number of Detective Kirkpatrick's meddling relative. Cousin Jodi cannot answer the phone right now, but if you wish to leave a message, please contact your nearest psychic.

[scream from Jodi, gunshot]

Ilya Kazak Dosvedanya to you, *asshole*!

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Kate No one tried to kill me! This is Miami. I'm local. We only shoot the tourists.

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[Kazak has captured Kate]

Ilya Kazak When I ran the KGB out of Cuba, I helped some... politically incorrect people hide billions of dollars in various Free World accounts, but I kept the account numbers. Magic numbers. Now, your client's husband, may he rest in peace, knew the secrets of banking, while I knew the secrets of phone lines. A match made in heaven. So when the time was right I could use those magic numbers and HELP MYSELF! But then you had to come along and FUCK IT UP!

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Ilya Kazak [after Juantorena failed to kill Kate with the home explosion] I'm getting most annoyed by your petty incompetence.

Emilio Juantorena Hey, you seem to forget you tap phones for a living, I tap banks!

[Kazak cocks his .45]

Emilio Juantorena If it wasn't for me you'd be stuck in Havana pulling bananas out of your ass!

Emilio Juantorena [realizes a gun is pointed at his head] Oh, what. You're going to shoot me.

Ilya Kazak Yes.

[shoots him]

Ilya Kazak You! You know how to use a computer as well as him.

Zhukov DA!

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[Kate's credit card transaction shows up on his computer]

Stefan She's using her credit card again. Typical Americans.

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Jodi Kirkpatrick So, genius, have you ever pissed off the KGB?

Max KGB?

Jodi Kirkpatrick The Russian letter for Z looks like a 3. So 33 means ZZ which means Zapatnya Zabov, which means "Death to the West". They were based out of Cuba to strike Western targets. *They* being KGB Away Teams.

[beat]

Jodi Kirkpatrick They were the Navy SEALS of the Spy World. Wet Works, Black Bag Jobs, Electronic Surveillance, if it was bad, these guys did it!

Max Fuck DID, they're DOING! And they're *right on my ass*!

Jodi Kirkpatrick Avoid anything that leaves electronic footprints because they WILL find it! Seriously, these people can crawl into your living room and pick your nose for you.

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Max I'll tell you this, Kate, whoever's after you, they're real pros.

Kate [wryly] I suppose I should take that as a compliment, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur.

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Max Kilpatric Is it a felony to shoot a computer?

Louis Only in California.

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[Rosa is bringing in a Caffe Romano pizza]

Cop at door Hey, babe! If you were Dominos, I'd get a discount.

Rosa If I were Dominos, you'd still be alive.

[Shoots him]

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[Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak]

Max Kirkpatrick Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent.

Ilya Kazak [sounding American] I don't know what you mean.

Max Kirkpatrick Dosvedanya, Asshole!

Convenience Store Clerk Dosve... WHAT!

Ilya Kazak [normal voice] Dosvedanya, Asshole?

Convenience Store Clerk Yo man, fuck YOU and fuck whoever ELSE on the phone!

[hangs up]

Ilya Kazak Clever BASTARD!

[hangs up]

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Kate McQuean You know that they call a Florida cop in a three-piece suit?

Max Kilpatric No. What?

Kate McQuean The defendant!

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[after using his computer's keyboard to subdue an armed man]

Max Kirkpatrick So, a computer *is* good for something after all.

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Max Kirkpatrick Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK.

Rita No, no, no! You have run out of slacks, Max! No more slacks for you!

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[confronting Kazak on the Tortuga]

Max Kirkpatrick You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew...

Ilya Kazak [mockingly] Ssssssorry.

Max Kirkpatrick You really have no conscience, do you?

Ilya Kazak Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience.

[to his guards]

Ilya Kazak Kill him!

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Ilya Kazak When did she become a 'they'?

Rosa She is with the cop. And he's very good. He took out our whole goddamn team!

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Zhukov I can't believe it. They used their cellphone. It's like painting a huge bullseye on your ass!

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Lieutenant Meyerson Max, you obviously got me confused with someone who gives a rat's ass.

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[after dumping a ton of mail on Max's desk]

Rita THIS is your mail because it has your name on it! My mail is sometimes addressed to OCCUPANT. Because, Max, I AM the fucking occupant of my place! Whereas YOU are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY APARTMENT!

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Adam [nervous] Are you looking for hardware... or is it software you're interested in?

Kate [sexy] Hardware. I was hoping to demo your unit.

Adam I'd have to... boot up first.

Kate [sexy] Well, why... don'cha?

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