My Favorite Martian Movie Quotes
Coleye
This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963.
Armitan
Careful, stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened!
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Uncle Martin
You Earthlings don't know how lucky you are. The only water we get on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks.
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Nurplex Kid
Mine! Gum.
Uncle Martin
Mine! Nerplex.
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Uncle Martin
Blotz!
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Uncle Martin
It's Lizzie. What's a Lizzie?
Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit
I'd say a Model T Ford, but this one's got better tires.
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Uncle Martin
Wake up, Tim. There's a big day ahead of us.
Tim O'Hara
It's still night time. You've been asleep for 30 seconds.
Uncle Martin
30 seconds? I *was* tired!
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Uncle Martin
Stop being such a wet blanket.
Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit
Hey, leave my mother out of this.
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Uncle Martin
I'm beginning to see a glim of potential among you Earthlings. One word of advice: You'll never completely advance as a culture until you take care of your oceans. And do away with daytime talk-shows.
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Mrs. Brown
Tim, what are you doing?
Tim O'Hara
[standing on a ladder with a video camera]
Uncle Martin is in the hot tub and I'm... watching.
Mrs. Brown
Oh...
[walking off, in sotto voice]
Mrs. Brown
Weird family.
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Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit
[Over a pink dress]
If love is a crime, lock me up. I'm guilty. Look at her, a perfect size six and never been worn.
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Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit
[after successfully taking out a security guard] Beavis down, Butt-Head to go!
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Tim O'Hara
We use more than 10% of our brains.
Uncle Martin
Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.
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Brace Channing
Here's a rememberence of our last date.
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Tim O'Hara
O'Hara here, leave a message, keep it short.
Mr. Channing
Channing here, you're fired. Short enough for you?
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Uncle Martin
Tim, anything in this room strike you as odd?
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Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit
Beavis down, Butt-head to go.
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Tim O'Hara
Your spaceship is double-parked in my living room.
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Uncle Martin
Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.
Tim O'Hara
No, we're smarter than that.
Uncle Martin
Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.
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Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit
[to a guard about to attack him] Say, aren't you one of the Spice Girls?
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