Operation: Endgame Movie Quotes
Chariot
I say we watch her and we watch alpha team; I got a bad feeling about this.
Emperor
You sure that's not just the DTs talking?
Chariot
Well I'm still drunk, so, it can't be the DTs.
Emperor
There you go, you corrected me.
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Chariot
Do you want to do the introductions?
High Priestess
No, my fucking feet hurt.
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Carl
Do you think now that I'm single, someone like Temperance would ever date me?
Neil
Not unless you pay for it.
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Carl
[Carl and Neil are watching Temperance slaughtering Hierophant on the monitors]
Are you in any way turned on by this?
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Neil
You were having phone sex with the devil.
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Chariot
I'm gonna be a really fucking creepy ghost!
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Judgement
Let me ask you a question. Five-three, ninety-nine and a quarter pounds, skin like a porcelain mug full of lactate, nipples size of a baby's fingernails.
Heirophant
What's the question?
Judgement
You be the judge.
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High Priestess
I wish it was Sunday.
Fool
How do I know for sure you are who I think you are?
High Priestess
Well, for one, we were just speaking in code. And two... I currently have a Para Carry 9mm pointed squarely at your crotch. I'm High Priestess. Nice to meet you.
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Magician
Hey, just out of curiosity, what happened to you? I mean, when I first got here, you were the shit, I mean, I wanted to be you. Now, you know, you're like - I don't know. You're like... borderline homeless. You're a fucking... deadbeat.
Chariot
Yeah, well, look on the bright side. My poetry's really coming along.
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Chariot
Little baby dick grew some balls?
Magician
Just orders, man. Just following orders.
Chariot
Well, your subservience will be the death of you.
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Empress
I sure hope the afterlife lives up to your standards.
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Chariot
Hey, you know what, you guys have been great, but I'm gonna go drink myself to death.
Empress
Shut the fuck up.
Chariot
Chug my cock.
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Empress
You know, before you opened your mouth, I actually entertained the possibility of fucking you one last time.
Emperor
It's that fleeting, huh?
Empress
I know. It's unfortunate, right?
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Fool
You do this every morning?
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Susan
Has anyone been in the devil's safe?
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Susan
Hell is everything beyond these walls.
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Judgement
I'm nine and a half. Uncut.
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Emperor
The Factory's never been squeamish about civilian casualties.
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Temperance
It is just information. Nothing more.
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Hermit
You know that hurts my feeling when you say stuff like that.
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Devil
Let's hope that flourescent lighting will rekindle the romance.
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Judgement
Baby, you keep talking like that, I'm gonna pound you with my gavel.
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Susan
You look guilty. What are you children up to?
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Chariot
He's endearingly retarded.
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Devil
Glad to see menopause hasn't affected your mood.
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Chariot
I don't give a shit about your relationship. I wanna know what she's like in bed. Man, what do her insides feel like?
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Empress
Did your mother take a shit in your frontal lobe?
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Tower
The most powerful weapon is the human soul on fire.
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Chariot
Who gives a shit? We're all gonna die. Let's fuck!
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Chariot
The devil. It's not really as ominous as it sounds. He's a portly bastard with manicured nails, no real field experience, and the razor sharp wit of a six year old autistic boy. He's called the devil because, you know ... it's spooky.
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Susan
On the third interview, they make you kill a puppy.
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Chariot
I'm still drunk, so it can't be the DTs.
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Chariot
Shut the fucking door, bitch! Born in a barn?
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Chariot
[to Fool]
I tried to read your file but it bored the shit out of me. Sort of like "Thomas Crown" without the pussy.
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Barack Obama
And those of us who manage the public's dollars, will be held to account, and do our business in the light of day, because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.
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Barack Obama
I thank President Bush for his service to our nation.
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Empress
I'm sorry. Did I give you a fright?
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Hermit
Open! Mouth!
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Hermit
Why do we have to talk all the time? I don't have people skills! Do you think it's easy to look like a bearded tampon?
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Temperance
Why the fuck would I look up to a vile cunt like you?
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Chariot
Let's put it this way: If it weren't for Omega...
Fool
Which is who?
High Priestess
Us.
Chariot
...the Middle East would be a cloud of dust right now.
Fool
Uh, isn't the Middle East already kind of a cloud of dust?
High Priestess
He meant literally.
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Fool
What does Alpha do?
Chariot
You know, the usual. Some president, UN official, American politician wants to talk shit about the military industrial complex, wants to stop spending $600 billion on a war with no fucking end, well, whether it be 1963 or now, they intervene.
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Chariot
I'm gonna fucking rape your soul!
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Devil
[Temperence stands speechless after seeing Fool]
Do you find sometimes a pregnant pause just, just says it all?
Chariot
Yes, sir, the tension's palpable.
Empress
I'm hot.
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Fool
[Chariot is showing Fool his new office]
Am I smaller than everyone else is? And there's a column in the middle.
Chariot
Yeah, well, it's 'cause it's your first day. And you're a fucking loser.
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Carl
You can put on make-up, but you can't hide crazy.
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High Priestess
Can you believe this? 70 years of government fuckups all in one room. I bet you half of these are from the past eight years.
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Temperance
Firing pin, cartridge, primer, end cap. Bang bang, cowboy.
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