Hotel Artemis Movie Quotes
Waikiki
Work with what you got, not what you hope for.
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Everest
Hey... you see that badge? That means I'm a health care professional. But that knowledge goes both ways. So if you tell anybody about The Artemis... I will hunt you down and unheal the shit out of you.
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The Nurse
No water in LA, but it's raining assholes in here.
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Nice
I'm in position to finish the job, but I need a thirty percent raise for inconvenience and because you're fucking gross.
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Nice
I kill important people.
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The Nurse
This is America. Eighty-five percent of what I fix is bullet holes.
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Acapulco
You know, you might want to buy some scented candles or something, because it smells like someone died in here.
The Nurse
They did.
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Everest
Visiting hours are never!
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Nice
You're the employee, I'm the business.
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Acapulco
Nice.
Nice
It's pronounced Nice.
Acapulco
I was talking about your ass, not your room allocation.
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Honolulu
Oh, man. I puked on my new suit.
Waikiki
We'll get you another one, without all the holes in there.
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The Nurse
You know why they call him Everest? I think you do.
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Everest
When I walk away, don't jump on my back, okay? If you do, I'm going to fuck you up for real this time.
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Waikiki
I'm a professional, but this woman, she's the business. If you knew what she could do with just that cup of coffee.
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The Nurse
I thought you were done with all this.
Waikiki
I got out, but you know how it goes.
The Nurse
You're never out, not up here.
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The Nurse
We've been here for twenty-two years. This hospital was built on two things: trust and rules.
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Nice
You can't pick what you're good at or who you love. This is what I do.
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The Nurse
Just another Wednesday.
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The Nurse
Things are going to Hell in a handbasket full of blood and shit!
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Everest
I will unheal the shit out of you!
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The Nurse
Did you know my son?
Niagara
Ja. He stole my car. You know the rules: If you take something from me, I've got to give you back to the ocean.
The Nurse
The cops said he OD'd.
Niagara
I own the police, Jean.
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[possibly her last words]
Nice
I told you before: *don't cross my fucking line*.
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The Nurse
Easy fellas. Everyone's going to get fixed up. Now verify your memberships and we're off to the races.
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Nice
They bought your death. Don't give them your dignity for free.
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Nice
You crossed the fucking line.
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Everest
Hey, you put your dirty boots on the sofa in your own house?
Acapulco
Oh, hey, go fuck yourself!
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The Nurse
You want the good news or the bad news?
Waikiki
Let's start with the good news.
The Nurse
There isn't any.
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The Nurse
*Fucking* Wednesday.
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Acapulco
You're street taco. I'm a 20 ounce sirloin.
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The Nurse
Hello? How can I help? Yeah, I got two rooms left.
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Acapulco
So, who's superior now, bitch?
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[while securing all entry points to the hotel for Wolf King's arrival, Crosby Franklin and Trojan Nash find unconscious cops lying in the alley behind the hotel]
Crosby Franklin
These rioters are really stepping up their game, huh? Double-tap them, to be sure.
Trojan Nash
Is that really necessary?
Crosby Franklin
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Uhhh... . I don't know. What do *you* wanna do? You wanna get into heaven, or you wanna make the Wolf King happy?
Trojan Nash
'ight.
[cocks gun and proceeds to shoot the cops dead]
Crosby Franklin
Hurry up. Dad's almost here.
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Nice
You're lucky this place has rules.
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The Nurse
Okay, this is a real problem. I think I know her.
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