Bad Boys for Life Movie Quotes
[Mike "shortcuts" to the hospital by driving his Porsche across the beach]
Mike
Sorry, rich white people!
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[the rookie cops start singing 'Bad Boys' in front of Lowrey and Burnett]
Mike
Hey, hey hey! Hey! Uh-uh! No! No! Never. Y'all will never do that again.
Marcus
Yeah, and you fucking up the lyrics, which take a long time to learn.
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Marcus
Mike, all our life we've been bad boys. It's time to be good men.
Mike
Who in the hell would want to sing that song?
[singing]
Mike
"Good men, good men, whatcha gonna do?"
Marcus
Well, maybe if you sung it like you mean it, it'd catch on.
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Mike
I've never trusted anybody but you. I'm asking you, man. Bad Boys, one last time?
Marcus
One last time.
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[Lowrey gets out of his Porsche 911. Burnett opens the passenger door and accidentally hits a fire hydrant]
Mike
Hey!
Mike
Come on, man!
Marcus
You can get that buffed out.
Mike
No. You can get that buffed out.
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Marcus
Mike... you fucked a married witch?
Mike
All the shit I just said and that was your takeaway?
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Captain Howard
The horse represents all of our fears and traumas and it's got us running around a hundred miles an hour to the point where we can't even answer a simple question: Where are you going? Where are you going Mike? Mike, you gotta take control of your life. You gotta grab the reins before your horse runs you off a cliff.
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Captain Howard
Look at all this carnage!
Mike
Aw come on Cap, I didn't do all this shit. They did this to each other.
Captain Howard
Wait, wait. You didn't shoot anybody?
Mike
Well, come on Cap, you know I shot somebody.
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Marcus
You're dyeing your goatee, Mike.
Mike
What?
Marcus
You're dyeing your goatee.
Mike
I'm not dyeing my goatee.
Marcus
Yeah, that's Midnight Cocoa Bean. I recognise that shit.
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Marcus
[on a plane, to Mike]
She'll make your eyes melt into your stupid ass head. She'll make your dick fall off.
[realises the girl sat next to him is listening]
Marcus
I meant penis. You should be minding your own business anyway.
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Marcus
[finding the weapons stash in the motorcycle sidecar]
It's like an angry white man's basement in here!
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Marcus
[during a heated argument with Mike]
How *dare* you... I sat by your bedside, wiped the goddamn drool off your chin, and now *you* disrespect me like that in my own home?
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Marcus
This is some real telenovela shit.
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Dorn
I'm gonna need it!
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[first lines]
Mike
Whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
Marcus
What the hell are you doing?
Mike
It's called driving, Marcus.
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Captain Howard
It's a war on the goddamn law!
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Marcus
No, Mike.
Mike
Stop it.
Marcus
The baby...
Mike
Seriously!
Marcus
Look at the baby...
Mike
OK, you know what? I'll be outside when you get your shit together.
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Marcus
So, what you gonna do when you see him? You really gonna put your son behind bars?
Mike
No. I'm gonna kill him.
Marcus
Kill him? You really gonna kill your own son, Mike?
Mike
I'm gonna put him in a fucking bag.
Marcus
You realize you will go to hell?
Mike
I don't believe in hell, Marcus.
Marcus
Well, it believes in you. I mean, killing your own son. Brother, that's a darkness that swallows you whole.
Mike
Well, maybe I've already been swallowed. I died, remember? I'm ending this shit, man.
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Mike
[on Armando]
He's the right age. He's crazy like me. He's ruthless like me. He's fearless like me. He's the fucked-up me.
Marcus
No, Mike. *You* the fucked-up you.
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Marcus
Hurry! I can feel my ass cooking!
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Picante Jenkins
Hey, a** licker! I'm going to fast food, fist f**k ya!
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Manny
[handcuffed to his own table]
Yo, this ain't no fuckin' cop shit! What happened to reading me my rights? This is not how it's supposed to go! You know, you're supposed to ask me questions, and then I tell you, "go fuck yourself!"
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